
Doris Parker / 27, Springfield, MA
I am a single woman loving the spontaneity my weekends bring me.

Mojito
Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Wash em!
Her answer: Hardly a habit
I don't care.
Her answer: We're all a bunch of liars.
Ha
Her answer: Use your finger
Even though I wouldn't share my toothbrush, I tend to think, is it really that nasty?
Her answer: When I'm next to you.
MMMMmmmmm I love a good smelling man. YUM.
Her answer: Your hairy private parts.
Do we reallllly need an explanation of this one. Ewww.
Her answer: Husky.
My preference are bigger me. They catch my eye and seem like they could protect me.
Her answer: We should be teaching each other.
2 people should grow as one. But some lessons should be taught along the way.
Her answer: Yes, it’s like understanding another universe.
I think they are cool in the drawing aspect. Im not a fan tho.
Her answer: Doesn’t matter
Let's have a weekend getaway as a date. Ooooh-Ahhhhh.
Her answer: “Booooooring.”
I don't care for debates.
Her answer: The Departed
I really enjoyed that movie. I recently saw it for the first time. I was intrigued the whole time.
Her answer: Hate it.
Seems like a state I would never go to.
Her answer: Beatles
No idea. I was forced to pick one. I have no idea, not my kind of music.
Her answer: Can you not be pleasant and honest?
Both are important. Point blank.
Her answer: It's mandatory, every day.
It's common courtesy. And please return the favor.
Her answer: Totally unacceptable
Maybe at a later date. And not in a snarky tone. And let's not get annoying about it either.
Her answer: Driver
The driver should but if I'm the passenger I'm definitely putting some input.
Her answer: Five minutes.
How about not at all? BORING!
Her answer: Tell the story, call her ‘a friend.’
You shouldn't want to talk about your ex around me anyways.
Her answer: Once a week
No mama's boys please. PLEASE!
Her answer: Not at all
I don't even like fancy cocktails. No pressure.
Her answer: Twenty percent
It's only the right thing to do.
Her answer: Show her your moves
Dancing is fun. Live a little.
Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
Why do they have a category of their own?
Her answer: Ditch it.
Don't look sloppy and like an alcoholic who has to ''down'' their drink.
Her answer: Just as long as we both are.
Two garlic mouths will cancel each other out.
Her answer: No.
Put it away. If it's important they'll leave a voicemail or text. Respond later! Focus on your date!
Her answer: Two weeks
Bills are do every month. Let's get productive. Quick. Fast.
Her answer: Maybe?
Not right away. Hook ups seem so expected nowadays.
Her answer: No can do. Pens OUT of company ink.
You can't do every hot person you meet. So let's keep it professional. That's even more seductive!
Her answer: If you are TALENTED starving artist.
Talented folks only! No pipe dreams. They don't pay the bills.
Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
If they hold substance and will help with a job opportunity in the future, then I don't mind.
Her answer: Talk about your other interests first
He should mention it but not have drawn out lectures about it.
Her answer: The lady.
What sexy underwear do men wear? Silk boxers and what else? I do not want to see him in a thong.
Her answer: Sure, go for it.
I don’t mind. It’s like business casual.
Her answer: Yes, it shows style.
It’s hard to see what kind of wallet he has. I never look at his wallet/money if he’s paying.
Her answer: Depends on his style.
If his hair looks better with gel, then he might as well use it.
Her answer: Get creative
Goatees that are groomed and a beard that is taken care of are pretty sexy. Really attractive.
Her answer: Only when playing sports.
I don’t want to see white sock underneath those dress pants mister! So tacky.
Her answer: Boxers
Boxers seem so masculine to me. Definitely boxers.
Her answer: A kiss
Let’s not pretend like it never happened!
Her answer: TRUE
If i’m doing some work in my area, you can do some man-scaping as well.
Her answer: Just don't cheat.
If it was an amicable break, you’re both happy, why not be friends? No need to be mad or jealous.
Her answer: The girl
I don’t understand why he should pay, it’s not that expensive.
Her answer: The bio section is enough
I say this because I don’t even have a facebook. I can live without it.
Her answer: Once we’re ‘serious’
I want to know sometime, just not over the first date appetizer. That might be a little presumptuous
Her answer: No
I just don’t. Maybe after the date. But not before.
Her answer: Yes.
But please no carnations. How about something colorful, not just red roses?
Her answer: 5 years.
After a few years, jewelry is a nice gift to get.
Her answer: No.
He’s an ex for a reason. And if he sends me anything, it will be accepted. Lol.
Her answer: Nope.
If she’s single that day, they’re single the day before and after. Who cares when you pursue her?
Her answer: Yes.
Even if she doesn’t care, get her something sweet that lets her know you thought about her.
Her answer: Classless.
Don’t buy me lingerie. He may not know what I like. And don’t assume we’re having sex tonight. Rude.
Her answer: Romantic.
Hey, you might like my company and thought of me to spend a weekend with. Let’s go!
Her answer: No.
Valentines Day is so cheesy and romantic for couples. It’d just seem to fake to have a first date.
Her answer: Under
That how I’ve always done it.
Her answer: Monthly
I don’t really know, I’m not there.
Her answer: There’s a time and a place
This pertains to both sexes, sometimes friends are more important that your significant other.
Her answer: Seriously?
Eww.
Her answer: Never. It’s guy code.
Females have the same applicable code.
Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
Just keep the secret to yourself, damn it.
Her answer: Never, ever show up to dinner without cash.
Just be prepared. Enough said.
Her answer: Unnecessary
No thoughts. I think.
Her answer: Hilarious
Superbad and Talladega nights are apart of my DVD collection! Um hello, Stepbrothers was HILARIOUS!
Her answer: Anything at all
Reading anything in general is sexy. Staying in the know is super sexy.
Her answer: Nope.
NO!
Her answer: The same
I don’t know how I would feel about open mic night, probably boredom.
Her answer: A good way to have lots of great stories
Traveling abroad doesn’t seem like its super expensive, it just doesn’t seem like a neccessity.
Her answer: No
Let me know where you went, I might want to see pics too! Never know, we might go together one day.
Her answer: Better be fully stocked
Make me believe you can survive being snowed in. And please please know how to cook these basics!
Her answer: 1st
Um, am I getting old? I don’t even remember what the bases mean anymore. No homeruns for you boo!
Her answer: Somewhat
Had they been paying attention to me before the cut, they should notice.
Her answer: Only if you’ve got a legitimate problem
Hold that in or excuse yourself to the bathroom. The end!
Her answer: First come, first served.
Chivalry isn't dead, but no need to go crazy. My hands work, just don't let the door hit me!
Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
Best answer ever! I couldn't have picked one better myself. This def buys you time!
Her answer: A night on the town.
Who doesn't like some fun out in the city for their born day? Let's go shake something.
Her answer: Water and pain relievers
Drink lots of agua before and after and you're good to go. I promise *wink wink*
Her answer: 2 good
Why not? This must be a trick question. lol
Her answer: No, that makes you a loser.
Cute girls get drinks bought for them frequently. Why encourage it?
Her answer: Club soda, stat!
I must've heard it in a movie somewhere!
Her answer: Neither
I've never heard of this statement. Does this prevent hangovers?
Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
Don't carry it around all night, pay a few bucks and do the damn thing.
Her answer: Liquor, straight up
A glass of liquor sipped slowly seems more grown up. It's like a reward for a hard day's work.
Her answer: Not really
As long as it's legitimate employment and you're happy, more power to ya!
Her answer: Yes
I want to know what I mean to you. A title lets the other single people know you mean business.
Her answer: Higher
I think it's sexy for a man to be a little more succesful than me.
Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
Sometimes co-workers go out and get sloppy and do things they regret. Have a drink with friends.
Her answer: Put together a list of your recent accomplishments.
Maybe a list of accomplishments will further reinforce why you are worthy of a raise.
Her answer: Practice your elevator speech until it’s natural.
Practice small conversation starters so it will be easier to transition into a conversation.
Her answer: Underdress
I don't want you wearing your Sunday's best to basketball game. You will look like my pimp.
Her answer: 60% of the time
A goatee/beard is cute. A thin mustache is ok too. Anything else starts to look like a porn-stache.
Her answer: Insane
Insane in the membrane.
Her answer: In
I'm loving this tighter jean look on men. Less is more. Excessively baggy is juvenile.
Her answer: Who cares?
As long as they're not white socks, you're a-okay in my book.
Her answer: Out
I like the dressy shoes look, just not too pointy like you could stab me with your left foot.
Her answer: It’s an absolute must
If I put effort into what I wear daily, you should too. We should compliment each other.
Her answer: In person
Everything today is easy to type. Ask me in person, I'll be able to see how much you want to see me.
Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
Hopefully he's not a mama's boy and I'll be all set. I'm dating him, not his mom.
Her answer: Romantic
I would love to do this. I don't have the balls. I handle rejection well.
Her answer: Maybe?
I haven't had this type of encounter. Maybe one day.
Her answer: Funny
Laughter makes me comfortable. I get bored easily.
Her answer: Taller than me
I want to look up at you. It just seems right.
Her answer: A turn-off
Shave it down if it's missing, baldies are sexy.
Her answer: Immediately
Why wait? If you want to talk, call.
Her answer: Three
Each date had to have been fun, filled with laughter and not too touchy-feely.