Doris Parker / 27, Springfield, MA
I am a single woman loving the spontaneity my weekends bring me.


Doris Parker's Profile Details

  • Hometown: Urban
  • Relationship status: Hanging Out
  • Hair Color: Brunette
  • Level of education: College
  • Cash flow: Getting By
  • Mode of transportation: Car
  • Work: Day Job
  • Current living situation: Roommates
  • Outlook: Realist
  • Politics: Democrat
  • Religion: Organized
  • Socialization: Outgoing
  • Intravenous temperature: Hot-Blooded
  • Time to get ready: Less than 15 minutes
  • Intensity: Laid-Back
  • Applicable stereotypes: Nerdy,Hipster,Fashionista,Arty
  • Makeup stance: Never leave the house without it
  • Hang Out: Cocktail Lounge
  • Flavor of humor: Witty
  • Her food: 5/5 from strict vegan(1) to meat loving(5)
  • I am a...: 3/5 from nice girl(1) to bad girl(5)
  • Kind of guy she goes for: Funny
  • Dating style: Long-Term Relationships

Doris Parker's favorite drink

Mojito

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Questions Doris Parker has answered:

Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?

Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Wash em!

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on fidgeting?

Her answer: Hardly a habit
I don't care.

Other questions from Dude 101 When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...

Her answer: We're all a bunch of liars.
Ha

Other questions from Dude 101 Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?

Her answer: Use your finger
Even though I wouldn't share my toothbrush, I tend to think, is it really that nasty?

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?

Her answer: When I'm next to you.
MMMMmmmmm I love a good smelling man. YUM.

Other questions from Dude 101 What should be manscaped?

Her answer: Your hairy private parts.
Do we reallllly need an explanation of this one. Ewww.

Other questions from Dude 101 What type of body is best for a guy?

Her answer: Husky.
My preference are bigger me. They catch my eye and seem like they could protect me.

Other questions from Dude 101 To what extent should our interests overlap?

Her answer: We should be teaching each other.
2 people should grow as one. But some lessons should be taught along the way.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?

Her answer: Yes, it’s like understanding another universe.
I think they are cool in the drawing aspect. Im not a fan tho.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?

Her answer: Doesn’t matter
Let's have a weekend getaway as a date. Ooooh-Ahhhhh.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?

Her answer: “Booooooring.”
I don't care for debates.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the best Scorsese movie?

Her answer: The Departed
I really enjoyed that movie. I recently saw it for the first time. I was intrigued the whole time.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Iowa?

Her answer: Hate it.
Seems like a state I would never go to.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Beatles or Stones?

Her answer: Beatles
No idea. I was forced to pick one. I have no idea, not my kind of music.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?

Her answer: Can you not be pleasant and honest?
Both are important. Point blank.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Should I always ask you about your day?

Her answer: It's mandatory, every day.
It's common courtesy. And please return the favor.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?

Her answer: Totally unacceptable
Maybe at a later date. And not in a snarky tone. And let's not get annoying about it either.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Who controls the music in the car?

Her answer: Driver
The driver should but if I'm the passenger I'm definitely putting some input.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How long can we talk about politics?

Her answer: Five minutes.
How about not at all? BORING!

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?

Her answer: Tell the story, call her ‘a friend.’
You shouldn't want to talk about your ex around me anyways.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?

Her answer: Once a week
No mama's boys please. PLEASE!

Other questions from Dude 101 How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?

Her answer: Not at all
I don't even like fancy cocktails. No pressure.

Other questions from Nightlife How much should I tip the waiter?

Her answer: Twenty percent
It's only the right thing to do.

Other questions from Nightlife She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?

Her answer: Show her your moves
Dancing is fun. Live a little.

Other questions from Dude 101 Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?

Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
Why do they have a category of their own?

Other questions from Nightlife We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?

Her answer: Ditch it.
Don't look sloppy and like an alcoholic who has to ''down'' their drink.

Other questions from Nightlife Can I eat garlic?

Her answer: Just as long as we both are.
Two garlic mouths will cancel each other out.

Other questions from Success Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?

Her answer: No.
Put it away. If it's important they'll leave a voicemail or text. Respond later! Focus on your date!

Other questions from Nightlife I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?

Her answer: Two weeks
Bills are do every month. Let's get productive. Quick. Fast.

Other questions from Style If your dad has a sweet business, can/should you have him hook me up?

Her answer: Maybe?
Not right away. Hook ups seem so expected nowadays.

Other questions from Success You're my boss, and you're hot. Where can we go from here?

Her answer: No can do. Pens OUT of company ink.
You can't do every hot person you meet. So let's keep it professional. That's even more seductive!

Other questions from Success If I'm a starving artist, do we have a chance?

Her answer: If you are TALENTED starving artist.
Talented folks only! No pipe dreams. They don't pay the bills.

Other questions from Success Does having many jobs on my resume look good or bad?

Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
If they hold substance and will help with a job opportunity in the future, then I don't mind.

Other questions from Success Do you want to hear me talk about my (awesome) job?

Her answer: Talk about your other interests first
He should mention it but not have drawn out lectures about it.

Other questions from Success Who should be wearing sexy underwear?

Her answer: The lady.
What sexy underwear do men wear? Silk boxers and what else? I do not want to see him in a thong.

Other questions from Style Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?

Her answer: Sure, go for it.
I don’t mind. It’s like business casual.

Other questions from Style Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?

Her answer: Yes, it shows style.
It’s hard to see what kind of wallet he has. I never look at his wallet/money if he’s paying.

Other questions from Style When should a guy use gel in his hair?

Her answer: Depends on his style.
If his hair looks better with gel, then he might as well use it.

Other questions from Style What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?

Her answer: Get creative
Goatees that are groomed and a beard that is taken care of are pretty sexy. Really attractive.

Other questions from Style When are athletic socks acceptable?

Her answer: Only when playing sports.
I don’t want to see white sock underneath those dress pants mister! So tacky.

Other questions from Style What kind of underwear is best on a guy?

Her answer: Boxers
Boxers seem so masculine to me. Definitely boxers.

Other questions from Style How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?

Her answer: A kiss
Let’s not pretend like it never happened!

Other questions from Dating If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?

Her answer: TRUE
If i’m doing some work in my area, you can do some man-scaping as well.

Other questions from Dating What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?

Her answer: Just don't cheat.
If it was an amicable break, you’re both happy, why not be friends? No need to be mad or jealous.

Other questions from Dating Who pays for contraception?

Her answer: The girl
I don’t understand why he should pay, it’s not that expensive.

Other questions from Dating How intensely do you Facebook stalk?

Her answer: The bio section is enough
I say this because I don’t even have a facebook. I can live without it.

Other questions from Dating When does sexual history come up?

Her answer: Once we’re ‘serious’
I want to know sometime, just not over the first date appetizer. That might be a little presumptuous

Other questions from Dating Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?

Her answer: No
I just don’t. Maybe after the date. But not before.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Are flowers still appreciated?

Her answer: Yes.
But please no carnations. How about something colorful, not just red roses?

Other questions from Dating How long before jewelry is a required gift?

Her answer: 5 years.
After a few years, jewelry is a nice gift to get.

Other questions from Dating Are you still thinking about your ex on this Valentine's Day?

Her answer: No.
He’s an ex for a reason. And if he sends me anything, it will be accepted. Lol.

Other questions from Dating Is it sleazy to pick up lonely single ladies on Valentine's Day?

Her answer: Nope.
If she’s single that day, they’re single the day before and after. Who cares when you pursue her?

Other questions from Dating My lady claims she doesn't care about Valentine's Day. Is this a trap?

Her answer: Yes.
Even if she doesn’t care, get her something sweet that lets her know you thought about her.

Other questions from Dating Regarding the gift of lingerie...

Her answer: Classless.
Don’t buy me lingerie. He may not know what I like. And don’t assume we’re having sex tonight. Rude.

Other questions from Dating We've been dating for a week, and I surprise you with a weekend get-away in the country. Is that...

Her answer: Romantic.
Hey, you might like my company and thought of me to spend a weekend with. Let’s go!

Other questions from Dating Is Valentine's Day a good day for a first date?

Her answer: No.
Valentines Day is so cheesy and romantic for couples. It’d just seem to fake to have a first date.

Other questions from Dating Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Under
That how I’ve always done it.

Other questions from Dude 101 How frequently do you think guys look at porn?

Her answer: Monthly
I don’t really know, I’m not there.

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: There’s a time and a place
This pertains to both sexes, sometimes friends are more important that your significant other.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: Seriously?
Eww.

Other questions from Dude 101 My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: Never. It’s guy code.
Females have the same applicable code.

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
Just keep the secret to yourself, damn it.

Other questions from Dude 101 I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Never, ever show up to dinner without cash.
Just be prepared. Enough said.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Unnecessary
No thoughts. I think.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Hilarious
Superbad and Talladega nights are apart of my DVD collection! Um hello, Stepbrothers was HILARIOUS!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Anything at all
Reading anything in general is sexy. Staying in the know is super sexy.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Nope.
NO!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: The same
I don’t know how I would feel about open mic night, probably boredom.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Travel to a foreign country is...

Her answer: A good way to have lots of great stories
Traveling abroad doesn’t seem like its super expensive, it just doesn’t seem like a neccessity.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: No
Let me know where you went, I might want to see pics too! Never know, we might go together one day.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Better be fully stocked
Make me believe you can survive being snowed in. And please please know how to cook these basics!

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: 1st
Um, am I getting old? I don’t even remember what the bases mean anymore. No homeruns for you boo!

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: Somewhat
Had they been paying attention to me before the cut, they should notice.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Only if you’ve got a legitimate problem
Hold that in or excuse yourself to the bathroom. The end!

Other questions from Mr. Manners Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: First come, first served.
Chivalry isn't dead, but no need to go crazy. My hands work, just don't let the door hit me!

Other questions from Mr. Manners My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?

Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
Best answer ever! I couldn't have picked one better myself. This def buys you time!

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: A night on the town.
Who doesn't like some fun out in the city for their born day? Let's go shake something.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Water and pain relievers
Drink lots of agua before and after and you're good to go. I promise *wink wink*

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 2 good
Why not? This must be a trick question. lol

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: No, that makes you a loser.
Cute girls get drinks bought for them frequently. Why encourage it?

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Club soda, stat!
I must've heard it in a movie somewhere!

Other questions from Nightlife Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: Neither
I've never heard of this statement. Does this prevent hangovers?

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
Don't carry it around all night, pay a few bucks and do the damn thing.

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Liquor, straight up
A glass of liquor sipped slowly seems more grown up. It's like a reward for a hard day's work.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Not really
As long as it's legitimate employment and you're happy, more power to ya!

Other questions from Success Does my title matter?

Her answer: Yes
I want to know what I mean to you. A title lets the other single people know you mean business.

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Higher
I think it's sexy for a man to be a little more succesful than me.

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
Sometimes co-workers go out and get sloppy and do things they regret. Have a drink with friends.

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Put together a list of your recent accomplishments.
Maybe a list of accomplishments will further reinforce why you are worthy of a raise.

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Practice your elevator speech until it’s natural.
Practice small conversation starters so it will be easier to transition into a conversation.

Other questions from Success First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Underdress
I don't want you wearing your Sunday's best to basketball game. You will look like my pimp.

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: 60% of the time
A goatee/beard is cute. A thin mustache is ok too. Anything else starts to look like a porn-stache.

Other questions from Style Two polos at once?

Her answer: Insane
Insane in the membrane.

Other questions from Style Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: In
I'm loving this tighter jean look on men. Less is more. Excessively baggy is juvenile.

Other questions from Style Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Who cares?
As long as they're not white socks, you're a-okay in my book.

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: Out
I like the dressy shoes look, just not too pointy like you could stab me with your left foot.

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: It’s an absolute must
If I put effort into what I wear daily, you should too. We should compliment each other.

Other questions from Style How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: In person
Everything today is easy to type. Ask me in person, I'll be able to see how much you want to see me.

Other questions from Dating Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?

Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
Hopefully he's not a mama's boy and I'll be all set. I'm dating him, not his mom.

Other questions from Dating Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?

Her answer: Romantic
I would love to do this. I don't have the balls. I handle rejection well.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: Maybe?
I haven't had this type of encounter. Maybe one day.

Other questions from Dating I prefer guys that are...

Her answer: Funny
Laughter makes me comfortable. I get bored easily.

Other questions from Dude 101 I like guys that are...

Her answer: Taller than me
I want to look up at you. It just seems right.

Other questions from Dating Bald spots are...

Her answer: A turn-off
Shave it down if it's missing, baldies are sexy.

Other questions from Dating How long should I wait to call her back?

Her answer: Immediately
Why wait? If you want to talk, call.

Other questions from Dating How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: Three
Each date had to have been fun, filled with laughter and not too touchy-feely.

Other questions from Style

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