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The Female Perspective

Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?

Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Your feet stink. No, seriously, I can smell them from here.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on fidgeting?

Her answer: Intensely annoying
Fold your hands, child!

Other questions from Dude 101 When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...

Her answer: Dead-on.
Unless you seem judgy about it, in which case you suck.

Other questions from Dude 101 Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?

Her answer: Use your finger
ew. sorry. too personal.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?

Her answer: Why wouldn't it be?
Not every day, but in a pinch, sure, why not?

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?

Her answer: When I'm close to you.
Less is more! None is more, actually.

Other questions from Dude 101 What should be manscaped?

Her answer: Leave it natural.
Unless we're talking Teen Wolf, keep it natural.

Other questions from Dude 101 What type of body is best for a guy?

Her answer: Bigger than me.
Too much muscle is icky.

Other questions from Dude 101 To what extent should our interests overlap?

Her answer: I'm interested in what DOESN'T overlap.
Are you a skinhead who hates puppies? We might have a problem.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?

Her answer: Yes, it’s like understanding another universe.
I like Dark Horse personally, but I'd date a Marvel Man.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?

Her answer: Doesn’t matter
Tread lightly and don't be offended if she thinks it's too soon.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?

Her answer: “Ooh, sexy.”
As long as it isn't Cap'n Crunch vs. Golden Grahams.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the best Scorsese movie?

Her answer: The Departed
Cranberry juice? What, are you on your period?

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Iowa?

Her answer: Love it.
Two words for you: Iowa Caucus.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Beatles or Stones?

Her answer: Beatles
Better question: Paul or John?

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?

Her answer: Can you not be pleasant and honest?
The two are not mutually exclusive. It's called being kind.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Should I always ask you about your day?

Her answer: If I look like I need to talk.
Let's just talk. About stuff. Because we like each other.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?

Her answer: Totally unacceptable
Unless you're a 7th grade teacher you'll come off as an ass.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Who controls the music in the car?

Her answer: Driver
Driver rules unless explicitly stated otherwise.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How long can we talk about politics?

Her answer: 90+ minutes.
I love talking politics. But tread lightly, broad generalizations will come back to haunt you.

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?

Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
I love ex stories. Double points if they make you look a fool.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?

Her answer: Once a week
Your mother misses you. Call her. Now!

Other questions from Dude 101 How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?

Her answer: Not at all
Unless you're a bartender, why would you ever need to?

Other questions from Nightlife How much should I tip the waiter?

Her answer: Twenty percent
Tipping is a window into the soul.

Other questions from Nightlife She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?

Her answer: Show her your moves
A man with no shame is the man for me.

Other questions from Dude 101 Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?

Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
Just make sure there's more chemistry than just thinking she's hot.

Other questions from Nightlife We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?

Her answer: Finish it.
Waste not, want not.

Other questions from Nightlife Can I eat garlic?

Her answer: The more garlic, the better.
I'll be eating tons of it, so you might as well do the same.

Other questions from Success Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?

Her answer: No.
If you're not engaged in my witty conversation, I'll take it elsewhere.

Other questions from Nightlife I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?

Her answer: Depends how hard you're trying to find a job
Look for a job, go back to school, volunteer. Just don't be a lump!

Other questions from Style If your dad has a sweet business, can/should you have him hook me up?

Her answer: Maybe?
Only if Dad is cool with you, too.

Other questions from Success You're my boss, and you're hot. Where can we go from here?

Her answer: Let’s do this, but keep it quiet.
Love knows not the ways of employee harassment laws.

Other questions from Success If I'm a starving artist, do we have a chance?

Her answer: If you are TALENTED starving artist.
Follow your passion, but don't turn into a mooch.

Other questions from Success Does having many jobs on my resume look good or bad?

Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
Only include the ones that count.

Other questions from Success Do you want to hear me talk about my (awesome) job?

Her answer: Talk about your other interests first
Talk about why you love it, not how important you are for having it.

Other questions from Success Who should be wearing sexy underwear?

Her answer: Nobody.
If I feel the need to try that hard, there’s something majorly wrong.

Other questions from Style Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?

Her answer: Depends where you're going
Perfect for casual Friday. Double points if there’s a hoodie involved.

Other questions from Style Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?

Her answer: Nah, doesn't matter.
As long as there’s more leather than duct tape, I’m down.

Other questions from Style When should a guy use gel in his hair?

Her answer: Depends on his style.
Some men need it, some men need to back away slowly.

Other questions from Style What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?

Her answer: Beard
A man is 50% more attractive when sporting a beard. True fact.

Other questions from Style When are athletic socks acceptable?

Her answer: Whenever
Just not with a tux, OK?

Other questions from Style What kind of underwear is best on a guy?

Her answer: Boxers
Let your boys breathe! Until you’re old and need support, that is.

Other questions from Style How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?

Her answer: Let's sneak away gracefully
Shame is an underappreciated emotion.

Other questions from Dating If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?

Her answer: FALSE
Do what you do, there’s no hard and fast rule.

Other questions from Dating What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?

Her answer: Just don't cheat.
Too much hate for the ex is a bad sign.

Other questions from Dating Who pays for contraception?

Her answer: Split
You keep your bedroom stocked, I’ll do the same. Deal?

Other questions from Dating How intensely do you Facebook stalk?

Her answer: I want to see pretty much everything
I think it’s more about me being OCD than caring about your interests.

Other questions from Dating When does sexual history come up?

Her answer: Just before we’re…intimate
I’m open about my past, I expect the same from you.

Other questions from Dating Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?

Her answer: Yes
I know it’s creepy but I just can’t help myself.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Are flowers still appreciated?

Her answer: Yes.
Do something original, like wildflowers. No roses or carnations. Bleh.

Other questions from Dating How long before jewelry is a required gift?

Her answer: Never.
Never required. Be sure you know her taste and even then, keep the receipt.

Other questions from Dating Are you still thinking about your ex on this Valentine's Day?

Her answer: No.
What was his name again?

Other questions from Dating Is it sleazy to pick up lonely single ladies on Valentine's Day?

Her answer: Nope.
If I’m out alone on V-day, I’m feeling sorry for myself and want the pick-me-up.

Other questions from Dating My lady claims she doesn't care about Valentine's Day. Is this a trap?

Her answer: No.
Possibly. A small token is a good idea until you’re sure she’s cool.

Other questions from Dating Regarding the gift of lingerie...

Her answer: Classless.
It’s just too porny.

Other questions from Dating We've been dating for a week, and I surprise you with a weekend get-away in the country. Is that...

Her answer: Creepy.
How can you know that I HATE THE COUNTRY if we’ve only dated one week?

Other questions from Dating Is Valentine's Day a good day for a first date?

Her answer: No.
Did that once, was accused of tricking the guy! (No 2nd date, btw)

Other questions from Dating Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Over
This is the only acceptable answer.

Other questions from Dude 101 How frequently do you think guys look at porn?

Her answer: Once a week
Probably more often than that, but daily seems a bit much.

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: Hoes is an offensive word; don’t use it
What are you, 12? All the people in your life deserve your respect.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: Seriously?
If you really need to ask this you do not belong in polite society.

Other questions from Dude 101 My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: Depends
Is she the most amazing person you’ve ever met? Do you mind if he hates you forever?

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
Unless it directly pertains to her, keep your mouth shut.

Other questions from Dude 101 I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Ask a friend to spot you for the bill, and buy him a drink later.
I never carry cash, but I have very understanding friends. Just don’t forget to pay them back!

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Indispensable
Nova. Sesame Street. This American Life. I rest my case.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Hilarious
I want to hang out with him and Leslie, I think we could be besties.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Books
And Chuck Palahniuk doens’t count.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Nope.
I love The Daily Show, but try Huff Po, New York Times or something. Sheesh.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: Less cool
I have a hard time dealing with embarrassment for a guy I’m dating, so you better be talented.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Travel to a foreign country is...

Her answer: A good way to have lots of great stories
I’ve never gone abroad, invite me with you next time there’s a fare sale!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: No
Are you just rattling them off, or do you really have a passion for travel? Be honest…

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Better be fully stocked
I love to cook. You should at least know now to feed yourself.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: 1st
A peck on the cheek is sweet. Don’t do anything you wouldn’t want to see your parents do.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: Somewhat
I won't cry if you forget, but double word score if you notice.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Never
Excuse yourself to the restroom. Otherwise I'll remember your tooting every time I see you. Forever.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: You do.
What are you, an animal? Open the damn door!

Other questions from Mr. Manners My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?

Her answer: A handwritten card shows that you care.
A token of friendship is worth way more than a toaster.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: A night on the town.
Who gives actual gifts to their friends?

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Brunch!
Umm. Eggs Benedict. Double umm for a bloody Mary, extra spicy.

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 2 good
I will judge you if you drink crappy domestic beer. Trust.

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: No, that makes you a loser.
Buy shots for everyone in the vicinity, you look generous instead of lecherous.

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Club soda, stat!
I've never tested this theory, but it can't hurt, right?

Other questions from Nightlife Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: Neither
Just know your limit and drink one less drink than that.

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
Better yet, leave it in the car.

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Liquor, straight up
I'd say a Belgian Tripel, but that's not one of the choices.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Not really
Do something you love, it makes you more fun to be around.

Other questions from Success Does my title matter?

Her answer: No
Titles only matter when you're looking for a new job.

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Don’t care
It's more important to be intellectual equals.

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
It depends on the industry and if you're a lousy drunk.

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Put together a list of your recent accomplishments.
Your goal is to make more. Their goal is to pay less. Come prepared for battle.

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Bring friends to make things more comfortable.
I hate them too, let's sit in the corner and make fun of people.

Other questions from Success First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Overdress
What you define as overdressing is probably acceptable attire in the real world.

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: 60% of the time
If you are famous, go to town. But, I bet you aren't.

Other questions from Style Two polos at once?

Her answer: Insane
There is a picture of this look next to 'douchebag' on wikipedia.

Other questions from Style Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: In
If you can work it, work it. But you'd better be damn sure.

Other questions from Style Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Who cares?
Who uses the words 'blazer' or 'slacks,' anyway?

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: Out
Are they uncomfortable? Then they're out.

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: It’s an absolute must
I never said it had to be a GOOD sense of style. Just have a point of view, even if it's a hoodie.

Other questions from Style How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: Phone
Eases the pressure if she says no, but it's still somewhat personal.

Other questions from Dating Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?

Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
It all hinges on how the guy handles it. Be kind to your dear mother, no matter the level of crazy.

Other questions from Dating Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?

Her answer: Weird
Start with making them not a stranger before you make a move. Say hello and see what happens.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: No
Love at first sight just means, 'I thought they were hot at first and it ended up working out.'

Other questions from Dating I prefer guys that are...

Her answer: Funny
Smart comes in a very close second.

Other questions from Dude 101 I like guys that are...

Her answer: Same height as me
Tall guys make my neck hurt.

Other questions from Dating Bald spots are...

Her answer: Not a problem
Any look can be rocked, but a bald spot is definitely challenging.

Other questions from Dating How long should I wait to call her back?

Her answer: One day
Take a day to compose yourself, but don't act like you're not excited.

Other questions from Dating How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: Three
If you were already friends, all bets are off.

Other questions from Style

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