Schuyler Pham / 24, Brooklyn, NY
I'm a halfie: half Vietnamese, half redneck, that is.


Schuyler Pham's Profile Details

  • Hometown: Suburban
  • Relationship status: Dating
  • Hair Color: Brunette
  • Level of education: College
  • Cash flow: Comfortable
  • Mode of transportation: Taxi
  • Work: Career
  • Current living situation: Roommates
  • Outlook: Realist
  • Politics: No Thanks
  • Religion: No Thanks
  • Socialization: Average
  • Intravenous temperature: Cool-Headed
  • Time to get ready: More than 15 minutes
  • Intensity: Laid-Back
  • Applicable stereotypes: Nerdy,Fashionista
  • Makeup stance: Just a little
  • Hang Out: Neighborhood Bar
  • Flavor of humor: Witty
  • Her food: 3/5 from strict vegan(1) to meat loving(5)
  • I am a...: 2/5 from nice girl(1) to bad girl(5)
  • Kind of guy she goes for: Nerdy
  • Dating style: Serial Monogamist

Schuyler Pham's favorite drink

Mojito

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Questions Schuyler Pham has answered:

What age do you think people should get married?

Her answer: There's no particular age
Whenever they feel like it (or not)

Other questions from Dating
Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Over
Remember so I don't have to.

Other questions from Dude 101 How frequently do you think guys look at porn?

Her answer: Never
Just kidding.

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: If a guy says/thinks this, he’s an idiot
But don't be whipped.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: Seriously?
Dirty is dirty.

Other questions from Dude 101 My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: Never. It’s guy code.
Maybe one day way far away.

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
Unless I'm your girlfriend.

Other questions from Dude 101 I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Get thee to an ATM after a massive apology.
If this is a date then you're an idiot.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Indispensable
Free media equals good.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Hilarious
My love began with Freaks and Geeks.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Anything at all
Excercise your brain.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Nope.
Be a bit more dynamic.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: Cooler
Unless you suck at it.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Travel to a foreign country is...

Her answer: A good way to have lots of great stories
It's true.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: No
Unless you're being a pretentious ass.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Better be fully stocked
I like to see veggies.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: 2nd
But don't make friends want to gouge their eyes.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: It’s drastic
Pay attention.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Only if you’ve got a legitimate problem
It happens, but it's not a sport.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: First come, first served.
But always be a gentleman.

Other questions from Mr. Manners My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?

Her answer: A handwritten card shows that you care.
You just need to win the bride over. A thoughtful card will probably win brownie points.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: A night on the town.
Have fun!

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Not getting super drunk.
If you have one, let me know.

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 2 good
Well sometimes you just need to drink, but quality over quantity is not a bad rule to live by.

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: Yes. But they’re just using you.
Keep them coming! Try not to be the cheesy guy hitting on the girls, but the fun drinking buddy!

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Club soda, stat!
If a guy is messy, then avoid them like the plague. Messy now, messy always.

Other questions from Nightlife Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: Neither
Survey is out on that one.

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
It's not necessarily lame. You shouldn't inconvenience yourself, but don't be a princess.

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Liquor, straight up
Simple, but classy.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Of course
Doesn't need to be an interesting job in itself, but it better add to your being an interesting pers

Other questions from Success Does my title matter?

Her answer: No
As long as you're happy and taking advantage of all of your opportunities and assets.

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Don’t care
Let's just have fun and be succesful doing it.

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Yes, it’s a must.
Be social, but not too drunk.

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Secure interviews at other competitive firms.
Make sure you know what you're worth. It will help you pitch your most recent accomplishments.

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Get over it! It’s a necessary evil. Talk to people.
You can invite friends. But it's extremely attractive to be accompanied by a savvy networker.

Other questions from Success First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Don’t care
It depends. Look good, and that of course means to like what you wear. But never look out of place f

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: 60% of the time
A good mustache is hard to beat, but if you can't do it, you can't do it.

Other questions from Style Two polos at once?

Her answer: Stupid
No. No question about it.

Other questions from Style Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: Out
How about a slim straight leg? Anything too baggy is OUT.

Other questions from Style Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Who cares?
If it looks good, go for it.

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: In
How pointy? If you mean a nice, stream-lined dress shoe? I'm all about it.

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: It’s an absolute must
Who wants someone that only wears what is mother buys him?

Other questions from Style How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: Phone
In person works too, but no Facebook... Its always nice when you receive a call for a date.

Other questions from Dating
Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?

Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
We could work around that, but that's a major bummer. Definitely not if your a mama's boy.

Other questions from Dating
Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?

Her answer: Romantic
That would be exciting.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: No
The skeptic in me says no.

Other questions from Dating
I prefer guys that are...

Her answer: Smart
But that better come with a personality.

Other questions from Dude 101 I like guys that are...

Her answer: Taller than me
I'm extremely petite. Any other way would just be silly.

Other questions from Dating
Bald spots are...

Her answer: Not a problem
If you wear it well! If that's your only flaw, then you're definitely got power on your side.

Other questions from Dating
How long should I wait to call her back?

Her answer: Immediately
Ok, don't be a psycho stalker, but forget the rules. If she calls, call her back.

Other questions from Dating
How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: One
You should know if you're doing well, and by all means don't be presumptuous or creepy.

Other questions from Style How have you been this year?

Her answer: A little of both
You can't be perfect all the time...

Other questions from Dating
Do you have a set limit on how much you're going to spend on gifts for your partner?

Her answer: We've never talked about it.
Hmm... what am I going to come up with?

Other questions from Dating
Black Friday shopping: Drag him along or fly solo?

Her answer: Fly solo
I'm not even cut out for this.

Other questions from Dating
Where are you headed for the holidays?

Her answer: Other
Both

Other questions from Dating
During the holidays I indulge too much in:

Her answer: Sweets
Food!

Other questions from Style What should he contribute at Thanksgiving?

Her answer: Opening the can of cranberry sauce
I don't like these options.

Other questions from Dating
Wintertime is for:

Her answer: Hitting the beach
Must get sun!

Other questions from Dating
During their annual Thanksgiving Day game, the Detroit Lions are going to:

Her answer: What?
Never seen it.

Other questions from Dating
The holidays are about:

Her answer: Family time
The warmy and fuzzy stuff.

Other questions from Dating
Where are we going on the first date?

Her answer: Somewhere new
Depends

Other questions from Dating
How long after a serious break-up should you start dating again?

Her answer: About a month
Whenever it finds you, but I doubt it's the day after

Other questions from Dating
Can exs be friends?

Her answer: Yes, I've managed to make the transition.
If you can forget that you saw them naked

Other questions from Dating
Where will you meet your husband?

Her answer: I'm not looking for a husband
Ugh!

Other questions from Dating
When is it appropriate to change your Facebook relationship status?

Her answer: I don't share that info on Facebook
Eesh

Other questions from Dating
How long before a guy can be your date to a wedding?

Her answer: We don't even need to have met
As long as you're o.k. asking

Other questions from Dating
How important is it to date someone of the same religion?

Her answer: Not that important
Not

Other questions from Dating
How important is it to date someone with the same political views?

Her answer: Not that important
But just don't be a political crusader

Other questions from Dating
Sexting: Hot or not?

Her answer: Not
;)

Other questions from Dating
Do you use your parents as a model for relationships?

Her answer: Nope. I have my own style.
Never thought about it.

Other questions from Dating
NFL Quarterbacks

Her answer: Neither
Who's Mark Sanchez?

Other questions from Style What's the most attractive band member?

Her answer: Front man
Depends

Other questions from Nightlife I like my spice:

Her answer: Spicy
Not too hot, but not too mild either

Other questions from Style When do you make a long-distance relationship short-distance?

Her answer: I'm not tied to where I live.
That's a tricky one.

Other questions from Dating
Would you date a guy with kids?

Her answer: Absolutely, I love children.
I hate to rule something out, but that does sound scary

Other questions from Dating
Guys who play video games:

Her answer: Pass the controller; I'll frag your ass
Yep!

Other questions from Dude 101 Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Her answer: Dog person
Dogs rule and cats drool.

Other questions from Dude 101 Can a partner have more shoes than you?

Her answer: Yes. He's got style, and I dig that.
Let him try!

Other questions from Dude 101 Geek chic. Can a man rock a nerdy look with you?

Her answer: I love a man in thick glasses
Yep

Other questions from Dude 101 Twilight

Her answer: I don't watch it
Ugh

Other questions from Style Sarcastic people are:

Her answer: Rude
Hmm, I reserve the right to judge on a case by case basis

Other questions from Dude 101 If we're commuting together:

Her answer: Meet me at the subway station
Walk to the subway together

Other questions from Dude 101 Mad Men (ladies)

Her answer: Joan
I like both

Other questions from Style Mad Men (gentlemen)

Her answer: Don
Duh

Other questions from Style Pizza style:

Her answer: Sicilian
Crust!

Other questions from Style Taco style:

Her answer: Soft shell
Corn or flour

Other questions from Style Absolute favorite genre:

Her answer: Rock
Sure, but I like most everything

Other questions from Style What was the best decade for music?

Her answer: 60s
Yep

Other questions from Style True Blood

Her answer: Eric
And what about Alcide the new werewolf

Other questions from Style Going to a concert on a date:

Her answer: Awesome idea!
As long as you do something else to have time to talk

Other questions from Dating
Better job:

Her answer: Start-up
Uh-huh

Other questions from Dude 101 Is it better to have love or money?

Her answer: Love
So I'm a romantic...

Other questions from Dude 101 How far would you move for a dream job?

Her answer: Around the world
Who doesn't like to travel?

Other questions from Dude 101 Sushi style:

Her answer: Nigiri (on top of rice)
Rolls, nigiri, sashimi all of it!

Other questions from Style What's his kitchen skill-level?

Her answer: Bowl of pasta
He also roasts peppers

Other questions from Dude 101 When something breaks:

Her answer: I can fix it
I'm handy

Other questions from Dude 101 Eco-conscious guys:

Her answer: Start their own compost piles
Uh-huh

Other questions from Dude 101 Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?

Her answer: Someone to go out with
It's important that they be great to go out and with; it completes the great to come home to package

Other questions from Dating
How do you feel about falling in love?

Her answer: I like to just let it happen
Simple.

Other questions from Dating
How important is a sense of humor?

Her answer: Very important
No sense of humor? Yikes.

Other questions from Dating
How important is it that your partner be willing and able to participate in meaningful philosophical conversations?

Her answer: Extremely important
I like to tackle the issues - just don't smother me with your philosophy.

Other questions from Dating
If you like someone a lot, do you usually ask them out?

Her answer: No
Honesty!

Other questions from Dating
Do you Google someone before a first date?

Her answer: No. Why spoil the mystery?
Unless I want to make sure they aren't dangerous!

Other questions from Dating
If a potential mate is overweight, is that a deal-breaker?

Her answer: Yes, but only if they were obese.
I only say that because I prefer to be active.

Other questions from Dating
Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?

Her answer: Not thrilled, but go ahead.
If that's an issue, you have bigger issues...

Other questions from Dating
What's worse on a first date?

Her answer: Nothing to talk about
Why not at least have good company?

Other questions from Dating
How are you most likely to show your partner you care?

Her answer: Actions: Do something nice (like a date or errand)
Educated guess...

Other questions from Dating
Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of their exes (as a friend)?

Her answer: Yes
If I weren't there would be bigger issues to tackle.

Other questions from Dating
Would you be willing to date someone who plays video games almost every day, for at least 2 hours?

Her answer: No.
That seems like a lot.

Other questions from Dating
How important is it to you that your partner smell good?

Her answer: Important-ish
Just don't smell bad.

Other questions from Dating
Have you ever been in love?

Her answer: Yes
Glad to say so.

Other questions from Dating
In a serious relationship, do you feel it's important to keep your significant other informed of the details of your day-to-day life?

Her answer: Some
But there is something such as too informed!

Other questions from Dating
Would you ever date or mess around with a good friend's ex?

Her answer: Yes, but only with my friend's permission
No, but yes in the situation where years have passed and some statute of limitations has run out

Other questions from Dating
Would you get upset if your significant other flirted in front of you?

Her answer: No
Depends really though. There's innocent flirting and the other kind.

Other questions from Dating
Which would you rather be?

Her answer: Weird
What's normal?

Other questions from Dude 101 When men show extra courtesy toward women (opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc.), this is:

Her answer: Admirable and desirable – chivalry's not dead.
A southern lady appreciates a gentleman...

Other questions from Mr. Manners Which of the following types of intelligence do you most value?

Her answer: Social/interpersonal
Can I actually get all three in one package?

Other questions from Worldy-Wise

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