
Shelly Kaplan / 28, Chicago, IL
I am a very sarcastic girl who loves to laugh, has no shame, and is extremely loyal to friends and family.

Mojito
Her answer: Yes.
Of course, because it shows me that you went out of your way to do something special for me!
Her answer: Marriage.
Not a big fan of getting jewelry- I am very picky. If we are married, you probably have an idea.
Her answer: Yes.
Just broke up after 4 years, it will be difficult not to.
Her answer: Yup.
That's kind of cheesy, it's just another day of the year. It might actually make me feel worse.
Her answer: No.
Not all care about this Hallmark Holiday. Ask her what she would like to do. You're no mind-reader.
Her answer: Cool.
Only if weve been intimate first. NEVER give lingerie as some kind of hint you want to see me in it.
Her answer: Creepy.
Woah! Slow down the bus, or you're gonna crash! That is too much too fast.
Her answer: Creepy.
I'm all for romantic surprises, but too soon.
Her answer: Yes.
I think it's sweet to go out on Valentine's Day. But don't make it TOO romantic that you scare them.
Her answer: Big party
I don't go out as often as i would like, so this'd be my one night of the year to do it right!
Her answer: The thought.
If a guy got me a gift because he knew what I liked, it would mean more than an expensive gift.
Her answer: No.
Stranger danger, I dont know where that mouth has been.
Her answer: Of course
At least there will be ONE person you will want to talk to.
Her answer: Overdress
It's new years! When else do you get an excuse to dress up? No one will say you look 'too nice.'
Her answer: A few years into the relationship
It's a nice gesture but not a requirement.
Her answer: Separate
Unless you've been dating over a year, or are engaged or married, separate rooms are respectful.
Her answer: little too small?
Make your girl feel comfortable in her body. If you get something too big, she may be insulted.
Her answer: Cute
I suggest this be done when you're alone. If it's done in front of family or friends, that's lame.
Her answer: Eggnog
It just gives me that warm fuzzy feeling inside! Share some by the fireplace with your girl.
Her answer: Don’t care
Really?
Her answer: Once a week
At least once a week, i do!
Her answer: Hoes is an offensive word; don’t use it
Don't say that you sound like an idiot.
Her answer: Seriously?
Gross, do your laundry.
Her answer: Depends
Do you plan on staying friends with him too? Cause that may not fly.
Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
There are things she keeps from you too.
Her answer: Get thee to an ATM after a massive apology.
Maybe you should have researched that ahead of time.
Her answer: Unnecessary
No opinion really.
Her answer: Hilarious
No idea who that is, but he has a funny name.
Her answer: Anything at all
Reading is sexy, and not books with just pictures.
Her answer: Nope.
Turn on CNN now and then please.
Her answer: Less cool
ehh not impressed
Her answer: An essential part of growing up
If you have the funds, travel and experience all you can.
Her answer: No
I think it's fascinating hearing stories about travel.
Her answer: Better be fully stocked
Unless you are a broke college boy, it's time to grow up a little.
Her answer: 1st
Making out in public is where I draw the line.
Her answer: Somewhat
It feels special when a guy does.
Her answer: Never
Keep it in private please.
Her answer: You do.
I looove when a man opens the door for me.
Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
As long as it's in your budget.
Her answer: A night on the town.
Guys are hard to shop for.
Her answer: Not getting super drunk.
Again..know your limits.
Her answer: Not getting super drunk.
Again..know your limits.
Her answer: 2 good
It depends on how bad of a hangover you want the next day.
Her answer: No, that makes you a loser.
Unless you are seriously thinking you are getting her #, don't waste your $
Her answer: Remove the soiled piece of clothing. Party on.
Oops party foul, oh well!
Her answer: Neither
If you can handle your liquor and know your limits this should never be an issue.
Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
I hate carrying around extra things, and would never make a man do it for me.
Her answer: Liquor, straight up
It's 'manly' to me.
Her answer: Of course
I like it when a man enjoys what he does for a living, and is passionate about it.
Her answer: No
What really matters is if you do your job to your best ability and are recognized for it.
Her answer: Higher
It is a turn on for me if a man is financially stable, I like to know he can support himself.
Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
Being social and work do not always have to go hand in hand, it is possible to keep them separate.
Her answer: Research! Talk to recruiters, friends, and colleagues.
Know what you are asking for before you make a commitment to it.
Her answer: Research! Talk to recruiters, friends, and colleagues.
Know what you are asking for before you make a commitment to it.
Her answer: Get over it! It’s a necessary evil. Talk to people.
It's usually only for a short period of time, you are human... relate!
Her answer: Don’t care
Depends on what we are doing, but usually casual wins.
Her answer: 60% of the time
I don't want to get road rash while i am kissing a guy, but a little moustache never hurt.
Her answer: Stupid
No thanks, just a tee shirt please
Her answer: In
Please don't make them be tighter than mine.
Her answer: Who cares?
Who's looking at a guy's socks?
Her answer: Out
Only ladies or elves should ever wear anything pointy on their feet.
Her answer: I’d prefer he focus on more important issues
As long as he is not matching stripes and an argyle sweater he has some fashion sense.
Her answer: Phone
It's polite; texting and facebooking-i wouldnt really consider it a 'date' more like an invite to ju
Her answer: Yep!
Cause she is not in YOUR relationship.
Her answer: Romantic
I like spontaneity.
Her answer: No
How can you love someone just by looking at them?
Her answer: Funny
Comedy always wins my heart.
Her answer: Taller than me
I always date men that are taller than me.
Her answer: A turn-off
Hair plugs are a major turn off, so a bald spot is better than that.
Her answer: Two days
It's so exciting waiting for that call if i am really into him.
Her answer: Three
If she declines do not take offense.
Her answer: No way. I'd know and that's all that matters.
Dishonesty is an ugly virtue. And cheating is an absolute no no.
Her answer: Absolutely. You've got to show some respect.
Give the other person some respect! A face to face conversation is always appreciated.
Her answer: Leave the company ink alone.
It makes things awkward and complicated, not to mention you have to see each other EVERY DAY!
Her answer: 40s
If you dress and act appropriately then you will never loose your looks.
Her answer: If I found the right guy...
I am picky and have high standards I will not lower them just because I haven't found that 'one' yet.
Her answer: Nope
I have browsed before but nothing really panned out.
Her answer: All the time
I am a bit of a lurker...I won't lie.
Her answer: Feeling close to their partner
It feels good to do something special for someone. You should try it!
Her answer: Probably not
Men are lazy enough as it is, and any smart woman would not rely on a man to take his pill LOL
Her answer: No
Women are not as adventurous as men would like them to be.
Her answer: The first few dates
If you are trying to impress me, that should't require me to take out my wallet.
Her answer: Bourbon straight, no chaser.
I love a man that can drink whiskey.
Her answer: Chest
Not into the muscular type, but a nice chest is always pleasant.
Her answer: Of course
You should never be embarrassed to show emotion. you are human.
Her answer: The opportunity to advance
Always looking to improve my self and self worth.
Her answer: Career
This is a reflection of what your goals are, who you are and what you want to be.
Her answer: Hourly
I am a self admitted text-a-holic.
Her answer: Guys love breasts. Even plastic ones.
Fake or real, who cares?
Her answer: I'm clipping coupons and saving pennies.
I am pretty frugal and find ways to be so.
Her answer: All of the above
I rarely stick to one type of beverage.
Her answer: A dive with a dart board and a pool table
I'll have a shot of whiskey and a cheap beer please!
Her answer: I like to mix it up and try a few different things
I get bored drinking the same thing, maybe cause I work in a bar...
Her answer: I don't really care, as long as he brings back two
I like when guys know what they want to drink!
Her answer: Infusing, muddling, flaming orange peels; I love a challenging cocktail.
Been bartending for 7 years, I am very experienced.
Her answer: Only go when your friend is working
All these things are annoying and will get you ignored. Just be patient and wait your turn.
Her answer: Lame
Just make me a drink please.
Her answer: Traditional
As long as it's made correctly no reason to fix it if it isn't broken.
Her answer: Mojito
So refreshing!!!!
Her answer: Someone to go out with
Just interested in having fun! Too busy for commitment.
Her answer: I like to just let it happen
It happens when you aren't even looking
Her answer: Very important
If you don't make me laugh, it's a deal breaker
Her answer: Somewhat important
Depends on the topic. I'd like to stay out of arguments.
Her answer: Yes
If I don't, how will I know YOU will!?
Her answer: No. Why spoil the mystery?
That's weird.
Her answer: No.
Who cares, if they make me smile that's good enough for me!
Her answer: Not thrilled, but go ahead.
Have fun! But not too much.
Her answer: Nothing to talk about
Please bring some kind of conversation to the table!
Her answer: Touch: Give them a hug, massage or kiss
Physical contact is most important
Her answer: No
If you give a mouse a cookie...
Her answer: No.
Find another outlet please that my 12 yr old cousin isn't into.
Her answer: Very damn important
I like my men to smell nice! It's attractive!
Her answer: Yes
Doesn't always last forever.
Her answer: Some
Everyone needs a little mystery.
Her answer: Yes, but only with my friend's permission
Done it! Ended up being great!
Her answer: Yes
Depends on who she is.
Her answer: Weird
No one remembers normal
Her answer: Admirable and desirable – chivalry's not dead.
These things are nice gestures! Men- take note!
Her answer: Social/interpersonal
I love a guy that can talk to anyone