Shelly Kaplan / 28, Chicago, IL
I am a very sarcastic girl who loves to laugh, has no shame, and is extremely loyal to friends and family.


Shelly Kaplan's Profile Details

  • Hometown: Suburban
  • Relationship status: Single
  • Hair Color: Brunette
  • Level of education: College
  • Cash flow: Getting By
  • Mode of transportation: Car
  • Work: Day Job
  • Current living situation: Roommates
  • Outlook: Realist
  • Politics: No Thanks
  • Religion: No Thanks
  • Socialization: Outgoing
  • Intravenous temperature: Cool-Headed
  • Time to get ready: More than 15 minutes
  • Intensity: Laid-Back
  • Applicable stereotypes: Hipster,Fashionista,Outdoorsy,Arty
  • Makeup stance: Just a little
  • Hang Out: Dive
  • Flavor of humor: Goofy
  • Her food: 5/5 from strict vegan(1) to meat loving(5)
  • I am a...: 3/5 from nice girl(1) to bad girl(5)
  • Kind of guy she goes for: Funny
  • Dating style: Long-Term Relationships

Shelly Kaplan's favorite drink

Mojito

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Questions Shelly Kaplan has answered:

Are flowers still appreciated?

Her answer: Yes.
Of course, because it shows me that you went out of your way to do something special for me!

Other questions from Dating
How long before jewelry is a required gift?

Her answer: Marriage.
Not a big fan of getting jewelry- I am very picky. If we are married, you probably have an idea.

Other questions from Dating
Are you still thinking about your ex on this Valentine's Day?

Her answer: Yes.
Just broke up after 4 years, it will be difficult not to.

Other questions from Dating
Is it sleazy to pick up lonely single ladies on Valentine's Day?

Her answer: Yup.
That's kind of cheesy, it's just another day of the year. It might actually make me feel worse.

Other questions from Dating
My lady claims she doesn't care about Valentine's Day. Is this a trap?

Her answer: No.
Not all care about this Hallmark Holiday. Ask her what she would like to do. You're no mind-reader.

Other questions from Dating
Regarding the gift of lingerie...

Her answer: Cool.
Only if weve been intimate first. NEVER give lingerie as some kind of hint you want to see me in it.

Other questions from Dating
We've been dating for a week, and I surprise you with a weekend get-away in the country. Is that...

Her answer: Creepy.
Woah! Slow down the bus, or you're gonna crash! That is too much too fast.

Other questions from Dating
We've been dating for a week, and I surprise you with a weekend get-away in the country. Is that...

Her answer: Creepy.
I'm all for romantic surprises, but too soon.

Other questions from Dating
Is Valentine's Day a good day for a first date?

Her answer: Yes.
I think it's sweet to go out on Valentine's Day. But don't make it TOO romantic that you scare them.

Other questions from Dating
What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?

Her answer: Big party
I don't go out as often as i would like, so this'd be my one night of the year to do it right!

Other questions from Nightlife For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?

Her answer: The thought.
If a guy got me a gift because he knew what I liked, it would mean more than an expensive gift.

Other questions from Mr. Manners If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?

Her answer: No.
Stranger danger, I dont know where that mouth has been.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?

Her answer: Of course
At least there will be ONE person you will want to talk to.

Other questions from Nightlife For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Overdress
It's new years! When else do you get an excuse to dress up? No one will say you look 'too nice.'

Other questions from Style When do in-law gifts become a standard?

Her answer: A few years into the relationship
It's a nice gesture but not a requirement.

Other questions from Mr. Manners If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?

Her answer: Separate
Unless you've been dating over a year, or are engaged or married, separate rooms are respectful.

Other questions from Mr. Manners I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:

Her answer: little too small?
Make your girl feel comfortable in her body. If you get something too big, she may be insulted.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:

Her answer: Cute
I suggest this be done when you're alone. If it's done in front of family or friends, that's lame.

Other questions from Nightlife Eggnog or rum punch?

Her answer: Eggnog
It just gives me that warm fuzzy feeling inside! Share some by the fireplace with your girl.

Other questions from Nightlife Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Don’t care
Really?

Other questions from Dude 101 How frequently do you think guys look at porn?

Her answer: Once a week
At least once a week, i do!

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: Hoes is an offensive word; don’t use it
Don't say that you sound like an idiot.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: Seriously?
Gross, do your laundry.

Other questions from Dude 101 My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: Depends
Do you plan on staying friends with him too? Cause that may not fly.

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
There are things she keeps from you too.

Other questions from Dude 101 I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Get thee to an ATM after a massive apology.
Maybe you should have researched that ahead of time.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Unnecessary
No opinion really.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Hilarious
No idea who that is, but he has a funny name.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Anything at all
Reading is sexy, and not books with just pictures.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Nope.
Turn on CNN now and then please.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: Less cool
ehh not impressed

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Travel to a foreign country is...

Her answer: An essential part of growing up
If you have the funds, travel and experience all you can.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: No
I think it's fascinating hearing stories about travel.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Better be fully stocked
Unless you are a broke college boy, it's time to grow up a little.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: 1st
Making out in public is where I draw the line.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: Somewhat
It feels special when a guy does.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Never
Keep it in private please.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: You do.
I looove when a man opens the door for me.

Other questions from Mr. Manners My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?

Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
As long as it's in your budget.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: A night on the town.
Guys are hard to shop for.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Not getting super drunk.
Again..know your limits.

Other questions from Nightlife What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Not getting super drunk.
Again..know your limits.

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 2 good
It depends on how bad of a hangover you want the next day.

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: No, that makes you a loser.
Unless you are seriously thinking you are getting her #, don't waste your $

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Remove the soiled piece of clothing. Party on.
Oops party foul, oh well!

Other questions from Nightlife Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: Neither
If you can handle your liquor and know your limits this should never be an issue.

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
I hate carrying around extra things, and would never make a man do it for me.

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Liquor, straight up
It's 'manly' to me.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Of course
I like it when a man enjoys what he does for a living, and is passionate about it.

Other questions from Success Does my title matter?

Her answer: No
What really matters is if you do your job to your best ability and are recognized for it.

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Higher
It is a turn on for me if a man is financially stable, I like to know he can support himself.

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
Being social and work do not always have to go hand in hand, it is possible to keep them separate.

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Research! Talk to recruiters, friends, and colleagues.
Know what you are asking for before you make a commitment to it.

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Research! Talk to recruiters, friends, and colleagues.
Know what you are asking for before you make a commitment to it.

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Get over it! It’s a necessary evil. Talk to people.
It's usually only for a short period of time, you are human... relate!

Other questions from Success First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Don’t care
Depends on what we are doing, but usually casual wins.

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: 60% of the time
I don't want to get road rash while i am kissing a guy, but a little moustache never hurt.

Other questions from Style Two polos at once?

Her answer: Stupid
No thanks, just a tee shirt please

Other questions from Style Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: In
Please don't make them be tighter than mine.

Other questions from Style Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Who cares?
Who's looking at a guy's socks?

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: Out
Only ladies or elves should ever wear anything pointy on their feet.

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: I’d prefer he focus on more important issues
As long as he is not matching stripes and an argyle sweater he has some fashion sense.

Other questions from Style How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: Phone
It's polite; texting and facebooking-i wouldnt really consider it a 'date' more like an invite to ju

Other questions from Dating
Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?

Her answer: Yep!
Cause she is not in YOUR relationship.

Other questions from Dating
Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?

Her answer: Romantic
I like spontaneity.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: No
How can you love someone just by looking at them?

Other questions from Dating
I prefer guys that are...

Her answer: Funny
Comedy always wins my heart.

Other questions from Dude 101 I like guys that are...

Her answer: Taller than me
I always date men that are taller than me.

Other questions from Dating
Bald spots are...

Her answer: A turn-off
Hair plugs are a major turn off, so a bald spot is better than that.

Other questions from Dating
How long should I wait to call her back?

Her answer: Two days
It's so exciting waiting for that call if i am really into him.

Other questions from Dating
How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: Three
If she declines do not take offense.

Other questions from Style Would you cheat on a partner if you knew that you could get away with it?

Her answer: No way. I'd know and that's all that matters.
Dishonesty is an ugly virtue. And cheating is an absolute no no.

Other questions from Dating
Do you have to break up with someone in person?

Her answer: Absolutely. You've got to show some respect.
Give the other person some respect! A face to face conversation is always appreciated.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Would you ever have an office relationship?

Her answer: Leave the company ink alone.
It makes things awkward and complicated, not to mention you have to see each other EVERY DAY!

Other questions from Dating
At what age do you think men start losing their looks?

Her answer: 40s
If you dress and act appropriately then you will never loose your looks.

Other questions from Style Do you believe in marriage?

Her answer: If I found the right guy...
I am picky and have high standards I will not lower them just because I haven't found that 'one' yet.

Other questions from Dating
Do you use an online dating site?

Her answer: Nope
I have browsed before but nothing really panned out.

Other questions from Dating
How often do you read a partner's Facebook messages

Her answer: All the time
I am a bit of a lurker...I won't lie.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What do you think motivates men to be romantic?

Her answer: Feeling close to their partner
It feels good to do something special for someone. You should try it!

Other questions from Dating
If one were available, do you think most guys would take a male birth control pill?

Her answer: Probably not
Men are lazy enough as it is, and any smart woman would not rely on a man to take his pill LOL

Other questions from Dude 101 Do you think most men are satisfied with their sex lives?

Her answer: No
Women are not as adventurous as men would like them to be.

Other questions from Dating
How long into a relationship should the guy pay for dates?

Her answer: The first few dates
If you are trying to impress me, that should't require me to take out my wallet.

Other questions from Dude 101 What do you consider the ultimate manly drink?

Her answer: Bourbon straight, no chaser.
I love a man that can drink whiskey.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your favorite part of the male anatomy?

Her answer: Chest
Not into the muscular type, but a nice chest is always pleasant.

Other questions from Dude 101 Do you believe that real men cry?

Her answer: Of course
You should never be embarrassed to show emotion. you are human.

Other questions from Dating
What do you consider when choosing a new job?

Her answer: The opportunity to advance
Always looking to improve my self and self worth.

Other questions from Success What do you think is the ultimate male status symbol?

Her answer: Career
This is a reflection of what your goals are, who you are and what you want to be.

Other questions from Success How often do you text your friends?

Her answer: Hourly
I am a self admitted text-a-holic.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What do you think men think of breast implants?

Her answer: Guys love breasts. Even plastic ones.
Fake or real, who cares?

Other questions from Dude 101 How have your spending habits changed since the recession?

Her answer: I'm clipping coupons and saving pennies.
I am pretty frugal and find ways to be so.

Other questions from Success How do you take your drink?

Her answer: All of the above
I rarely stick to one type of beverage.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your bar style?

Her answer: A dive with a dart board and a pool table
I'll have a shot of whiskey and a cheap beer please!

Other questions from Nightlife When you go out:

Her answer: I like to mix it up and try a few different things
I get bored drinking the same thing, maybe cause I work in a bar...

Other questions from Nightlife Guys who order cocktails by brand name (ex. "I'll have a Don Q Mojito"):

Her answer: I don't really care, as long as he brings back two
I like when guys know what they want to drink!

Other questions from Nightlife What's your home bartending style?

Her answer: Infusing, muddling, flaming orange peels; I love a challenging cocktail.
Been bartending for 7 years, I am very experienced.

Other questions from Nightlife If you're at a crowded bar, what's the best way to get a bartender's attention?

Her answer: Only go when your friend is working
All these things are annoying and will get you ignored. Just be patient and wait your turn.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your take on bar flair (ie. flipping bottles, breathing fire, etc.)?

Her answer: Lame
Just make me a drink please.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you have a mojito preference?

Her answer: Traditional
As long as it's made correctly no reason to fix it if it isn't broken.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your favorite Don Q cocktail?

Her answer: Mojito
So refreshing!!!!

Other questions from Nightlife Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?

Her answer: Someone to go out with
Just interested in having fun! Too busy for commitment.

Other questions from Dating
How do you feel about falling in love?

Her answer: I like to just let it happen
It happens when you aren't even looking

Other questions from Dating
How important is a sense of humor?

Her answer: Very important
If you don't make me laugh, it's a deal breaker

Other questions from Dating
How important is it that your partner be willing and able to participate in meaningful philosophical conversations?

Her answer: Somewhat important
Depends on the topic. I'd like to stay out of arguments.

Other questions from Dating
If you like someone a lot, do you usually ask them out?

Her answer: Yes
If I don't, how will I know YOU will!?

Other questions from Dating
Do you Google someone before a first date?

Her answer: No. Why spoil the mystery?
That's weird.

Other questions from Dating
If a potential mate is overweight, is that a deal-breaker?

Her answer: No.
Who cares, if they make me smile that's good enough for me!

Other questions from Dating
Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?

Her answer: Not thrilled, but go ahead.
Have fun! But not too much.

Other questions from Dating
What's worse on a first date?

Her answer: Nothing to talk about
Please bring some kind of conversation to the table!

Other questions from Dating
How are you most likely to show your partner you care?

Her answer: Touch: Give them a hug, massage or kiss
Physical contact is most important

Other questions from Dating
Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of their exes (as a friend)?

Her answer: No
If you give a mouse a cookie...

Other questions from Dating
Would you be willing to date someone who plays video games almost every day, for at least 2 hours?

Her answer: No.
Find another outlet please that my 12 yr old cousin isn't into.

Other questions from Dating
How important is it to you that your partner smell good?

Her answer: Very damn important
I like my men to smell nice! It's attractive!

Other questions from Dating
Have you ever been in love?

Her answer: Yes
Doesn't always last forever.

Other questions from Dating
In a serious relationship, do you feel it's important to keep your significant other informed of the details of your day-to-day life?

Her answer: Some
Everyone needs a little mystery.

Other questions from Dating
Would you ever date or mess around with a good friend's ex?

Her answer: Yes, but only with my friend's permission
Done it! Ended up being great!

Other questions from Dating
Would you get upset if your significant other flirted in front of you?

Her answer: Yes
Depends on who she is.

Other questions from Dating
Which would you rather be?

Her answer: Weird
No one remembers normal

Other questions from Dude 101 When men show extra courtesy toward women (opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc.), this is:

Her answer: Admirable and desirable – chivalry's not dead.
These things are nice gestures! Men- take note!

Other questions from Mr. Manners Which of the following types of intelligence do you most value?

Her answer: Social/interpersonal
I love a guy that can talk to anyone

Other questions from Worldy-Wise

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