
Lucy Malcolm / 26, New York, NY
I am a passionate, dramatic, quirky, loyal girl who is all about the pursuit of fun!
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Her answer: Big party
YES!
Her answer: The thought.
100% - You could spend nothing. I love thoughtful gifts.
Her answer: Why not?
Or, a couple strangers.
Her answer: Of course
Depends on the office, the party, the venue, etc.
Her answer: Overdress
NYE is a time to dress up! I'll be dressed to the nines & I don't want a hobo next to me in the pics
Her answer: A few years into the relationship
Depends on the in-laws.
Her answer: Same
Should we try? Typically, there are pretty clear rules about this kind of thing.
Her answer: little too small?
Hello! Always pretend you think I'm skinnier than I am.
Her answer: Cute
Cute if he's a good kisser and you actually want to kiss him.
Her answer: Rum punch
Eggnogg's consistency grosses me out!
Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Seriously.
Her answer: Intensely annoying
It makes you seem under confident.
Her answer: “Ooh, sexy.”
Please don't debate about which restaurant has the best cheese steak.
Her answer: Honesty
Unless I'm asking if I look fat.
Her answer: Not at all
As long as he can buy a fancy cocktail.
Her answer: Full democracy
Democracy? No, I control the music whether I'm the driver or the navigator.
Her answer: The Departed
Matt, Leo, Marky Mark, and Jack - 4 of my favorites!
Her answer: Why wouldn't it be?
If we've already hooked up, this should not be a problem.
Her answer: Show her your moves
Fake a limp? Really?
Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
Be classy about it.
Her answer: Depends how hard you're trying to find a job
I'm going to get antsy right away. But, I won't get frustrated if you're making a genuine effort.
Her answer: Hate it.
Don't care? Iowa? What?
Her answer: If I look like I need to talk.
But don't ask me unless you're actually going to sit there and listen to all I have to say.
Her answer: Five minutes.
Sorry, not into it.
Her answer: Finish it.
If it's alcoholic. Please don't chug a Pepsi.
Her answer: If you are TALENTED starving artist.
But if we weren't in a recession, I'd say why are you starving if you're so talented?
Her answer: I'm interested in what DOESN'T overlap.
I love adding new interests.
Her answer: When I'm close to you.
I actually prefer a soap or deodorant smell.
Her answer: Beatles
Depends on my mood.
Her answer: It's all in good fun
Bad grammar is a turn off - please correct away.
Her answer: Once a week
If you're talking to her everyday, I'm worried.
Her answer: Just as long as we both are.
And then we both brush.
Her answer: No way.
Even if we're married, I do not want my dad signing your paychecks.
Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
Don't bring your resume to our first date. God!
Her answer: Talk about your other interests first
If you're lucky enough to have a job you're passionate about, then talk my ear off.
Her answer: Nobody.
Come on.
Her answer: Sure, go for it.
If you're wearing designer jeans. No blazers with cheap jeans.
Her answer: Nah, doesn't matter.
I mean, don't pull out a tattered hemp piece of crap.
Her answer: Depends on his style.
I'm not a fan of the goomba ran too fast hairdo - that's too much gel.
Her answer: Only when playing sports.
Meh.
Her answer: A kiss
Fumbling around for your pants in the dark, yeah, not happening gracefully.
Her answer: TRUE
Reciprocity, please!
Her answer: Just don't cheat.
It's a red flag if he can't speak to his ex anymore. I respect a guy is friends with his exes.
Her answer: Split
Depends - he should pay for condoms, she should pay for birth control.
Her answer: I look at every picture
But, I start from the first picture they have uploaded. I stalk chronologically.
Her answer: Yes, but no lap dances.
Absolutely, and I'd like to go with you.
Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
Not if EVERY story involves her.
Her answer: Tip according to service
And do not ask me to calculate it for you. Just pay the bill.
Her answer: If I do, take my lead.
If I do, take my lead - this is key! And not just for the cell phone on the table.
Her answer: No can do. Pens OUT of company ink.
Flirting is fine, though.
Her answer: Dead-on.
Yeah right.
Her answer: Your hairy neck & back.
Umm...ewww.
Her answer: Doesn't matter.
Just be confident.
Her answer: Ummm, no. Comic books are for children.
Graphic novels, on the other hand, are not.
Her answer: Doesn’t matter
If a guy I just met (who I like) sweeps me away to the beach for the weekend, I am so in.
Her answer: Stubble
Hate clean shaven, love the 2/3 day look.
Her answer: Nothing
I like sweat pants or pajama pants - no underwear.
Her answer: Once we’re ‘serious’
Sexual history is usually implicit by the 2nd or 3rd date, but not explicit until you're 'serious'
Her answer: No
I never Google.
Her answer: Water is enough
Milk and cereal would be nice, too.
Her answer: 2nd
Completely depends on where in public you are.
Her answer: It’s drastic
If I go from long locks for a mohawk, you better say something.
Her answer: The same
Going or performing? If you get up on stage and the crowd likes you, that's a turn on.
Her answer: Depends
How long did they date? Did you know her before they started dating?
Her answer: Indispensable
Meh - don't really care.
Her answer: Never
Come on.
Her answer: Hilarious
But, please keep the quotes to a minimum.
Her answer: Anything at all
As long you read everyday, I don't care what the medium is.
Her answer: Nope.
Get your news from all over—news sites, news channels, your friends, blogs, twitter.
Her answer: Seriously?
Ew.
Her answer: Don’t care
What? I just had to ask for clarification. Didn't even know about this.
Her answer: Daily
Probably depends on the guy, but I think daily is a safe answer.
Her answer: If a guy says/thinks this, he’s an idiot
Prioritize as you see fit. You shouldn't need some fratty phrase to help you figure out what to do.
Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
Unless you need advice or feel like she might benefit from knowing.
Her answer: You do.
This is the one time that a man can be a straight up gentleman.
Her answer: Ask a friend to spot you for the bill, and buy him a drink later.
Are you on a date? Just go get cash—no massive apology necessary.
Her answer: A night on the town.
Buy him a couple drinks and toast to him.
Her answer: Brunch!
With mimosas. Unless the hangover is really bad, then sleep, Gatorade, and greasy food.
Her answer: Yes
I want to know that you're cultured, but I don't need you to give me a list.
Her answer: Neither
This has never worked for me. I drink what I want when I want to.
Her answer: 2 good
Give me 2 glasses of good champagne, not 4 glasses of André.
Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
This depends on the venue. At a club, it's a must. At a restaurant, depends how classy.
Her answer: Yes, it’s the nice thing to do.
Don't just buy shots for the girls you've been eyeing, but haven't said a word to.
Her answer: Liquor, straight up
But only if that's what he actually drinks. Don't order something just to impress me.
Her answer: Club soda, stat!
Delete 'stat!' Don't go into panic mode. Just get some club soda and let me help.
Her answer: Don’t care
I'd rather he just correctly dress.
Her answer: Every time
It makes make out sessions kind of painful.
Her answer: Not really
As long as he enjoys it.
Her answer: Stupid
My friends and I have a term for men who choose this: big pony doucher.
Her answer: No
Definitely not. Self-fulfillment, confidence, success—it's all self-defined.
Her answer: Don’t care
As long as he considers himself successful and isn't insecure or pompous.
Her answer: Yes, it’s a must.
Hopefully, you like your coworkers enough to WANT to go out for drinks with them.
Her answer: In
If he can pull off skinny jeans, (bootleg, not skinny cigarette pants) then more power to him.
Her answer: Put together a list of your recent accomplishments.
Why are you negotiating? Your boss doesn't think you deserve one?
Her answer: Get over it! It’s a necessary evil. Talk to people.
Strong interpersonal skills, especially with strangers (art of woo) are SUCH a turn on.
Her answer: Who cares?
Blazer—yuck! I prefer a cotton vintage t-shirt.
Her answer: Out
Not unless you're dressing up as Professor Snape—yes, I like a guy who is into Harry Potter.
Her answer: It’s an absolute must
A SENSE of style is a must - having true, fully thought-out, rule-bound style, however, is not.
Her answer: Phone
Texts work, too, depending on the circumstances. In person can be tough if you want to turn it down.
Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
And it depends on how close son and mother are.
Her answer: Romantic
Unless you see this stranger everyday because you are a stalker.
Her answer: No
I believe in lust at first sight.
Her answer: Smart
All of the above, please.
Her answer: I don’t care
As long as the height difference isn't more than a foot in either direction.
Her answer: A turn-off
A winning personality can compensate for aesthetic shortcomings, but bald spots are pretty bad.
Her answer: One day
If you like me, call me. I don't care how long you wait.
Her answer: Three
But don't invite me up to your place unless you have wine, snacks, good movies and a clean bathroom.