Lucy Malcolm / 26, New York, NY
I am a passionate, dramatic, quirky, loyal girl who is all about the pursuit of fun!

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Lucy Malcolm's Profile Details

  • Hometown: Suburban
  • Relationship status: Dating
  • Hair Color:
  • Level of education: College
  • Cash flow: Getting By
  • Mode of transportation: Taxi
  • Work: Career
  • Current living situation: Roommates
  • Outlook: Realist
  • Politics: No Thanks
  • Religion: Disorganized
  • Socialization: Outgoing
  • Intravenous temperature: Hot-Blooded
  • Time to get ready: Less than 15 minutes
  • Intensity: Driven
  • Applicable stereotypes: Fashionista,Aesthete
  • Makeup stance: Just a little
  • Hang Out: Neighborhood Bar
  • Flavor of humor: Witty
  • Her food: 3/5 from strict vegan(1) to meat loving(5)
  • I am a...: 3/5 from nice girl(1) to bad girl(5)
  • Kind of guy she goes for: Intense
  • Dating style: Plays the Field

Lucy Malcolm's favorite drink

Mojito

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Questions Lucy Malcolm has answered:

What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?

Her answer: Big party
YES!

Other questions from Nightlife For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?

Her answer: The thought.
100% - You could spend nothing. I love thoughtful gifts.

Other questions from Mr. Manners If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?

Her answer: Why not?
Or, a couple strangers.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?

Her answer: Of course
Depends on the office, the party, the venue, etc.

Other questions from Nightlife For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Overdress
NYE is a time to dress up! I'll be dressed to the nines & I don't want a hobo next to me in the pics

Other questions from Style When do in-law gifts become a standard?

Her answer: A few years into the relationship
Depends on the in-laws.

Other questions from Mr. Manners If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?

Her answer: Same
Should we try? Typically, there are pretty clear rules about this kind of thing.

Other questions from Mr. Manners I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:

Her answer: little too small?
Hello! Always pretend you think I'm skinnier than I am.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:

Her answer: Cute
Cute if he's a good kisser and you actually want to kiss him.

Other questions from Nightlife Eggnog or rum punch?

Her answer: Rum punch
Eggnogg's consistency grosses me out!

Other questions from Nightlife Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?

Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Seriously.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on fidgeting?

Her answer: Intensely annoying
It makes you seem under confident.

Other questions from Dude 101 What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?

Her answer: “Ooh, sexy.”
Please don't debate about which restaurant has the best cheese steak.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?

Her answer: Honesty
Unless I'm asking if I look fat.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?

Her answer: Not at all
As long as he can buy a fancy cocktail.

Other questions from Nightlife Who controls the music in the car?

Her answer: Full democracy
Democracy? No, I control the music whether I'm the driver or the navigator.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best Scorsese movie?

Her answer: The Departed
Matt, Leo, Marky Mark, and Jack - 4 of my favorites!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?

Her answer: Why wouldn't it be?
If we've already hooked up, this should not be a problem.

Other questions from Mr. Manners She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?

Her answer: Show her your moves
Fake a limp? Really?

Other questions from Dude 101 Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?

Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
Be classy about it.

Other questions from Nightlife I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?

Her answer: Depends how hard you're trying to find a job
I'm going to get antsy right away. But, I won't get frustrated if you're making a genuine effort.

Other questions from Style How do you feel about Iowa?

Her answer: Hate it.
Don't care? Iowa? What?

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Should I always ask you about your day?

Her answer: If I look like I need to talk.
But don't ask me unless you're actually going to sit there and listen to all I have to say.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How long can we talk about politics?

Her answer: Five minutes.
Sorry, not into it.

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?

Her answer: Finish it.
If it's alcoholic. Please don't chug a Pepsi.

Other questions from Nightlife If I'm a starving artist, do we have a chance?

Her answer: If you are TALENTED starving artist.
But if we weren't in a recession, I'd say why are you starving if you're so talented?

Other questions from Success To what extent should our interests overlap?

Her answer: I'm interested in what DOESN'T overlap.
I love adding new interests.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?

Her answer: When I'm close to you.
I actually prefer a soap or deodorant smell.

Other questions from Dude 101 Beatles or Stones?

Her answer: Beatles
Depends on my mood.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?

Her answer: It's all in good fun
Bad grammar is a turn off - please correct away.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?

Her answer: Once a week
If you're talking to her everyday, I'm worried.

Other questions from Dude 101 Can I eat garlic?

Her answer: Just as long as we both are.
And then we both brush.

Other questions from Success If your dad has a sweet business, can/should you have him hook me up?

Her answer: No way.
Even if we're married, I do not want my dad signing your paychecks.

Other questions from Success Does having many jobs on my resume look good or bad?

Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
Don't bring your resume to our first date. God!

Other questions from Success Do you want to hear me talk about my (awesome) job?

Her answer: Talk about your other interests first
If you're lucky enough to have a job you're passionate about, then talk my ear off.

Other questions from Success Who should be wearing sexy underwear?

Her answer: Nobody.
Come on.

Other questions from Style Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?

Her answer: Sure, go for it.
If you're wearing designer jeans. No blazers with cheap jeans.

Other questions from Style Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?

Her answer: Nah, doesn't matter.
I mean, don't pull out a tattered hemp piece of crap.

Other questions from Style When should a guy use gel in his hair?

Her answer: Depends on his style.
I'm not a fan of the goomba ran too fast hairdo - that's too much gel.

Other questions from Style When are athletic socks acceptable?

Her answer: Only when playing sports.
Meh.

Other questions from Style How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?

Her answer: A kiss
Fumbling around for your pants in the dark, yeah, not happening gracefully.

Other questions from Dating If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?

Her answer: TRUE
Reciprocity, please!

Other questions from Dating What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?

Her answer: Just don't cheat.
It's a red flag if he can't speak to his ex anymore. I respect a guy is friends with his exes.

Other questions from Dating Who pays for contraception?

Her answer: Split
Depends - he should pay for condoms, she should pay for birth control.

Other questions from Dating How intensely do you Facebook stalk?

Her answer: I look at every picture
But, I start from the first picture they have uploaded. I stalk chronologically.

Other questions from Dating Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?

Her answer: Yes, but no lap dances.
Absolutely, and I'd like to go with you.

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?

Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
Not if EVERY story involves her.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How much should I tip the waiter?

Her answer: Tip according to service
And do not ask me to calculate it for you. Just pay the bill.

Other questions from Nightlife Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?

Her answer: If I do, take my lead.
If I do, take my lead - this is key! And not just for the cell phone on the table.

Other questions from Nightlife You're my boss, and you're hot. Where can we go from here?

Her answer: No can do. Pens OUT of company ink.
Flirting is fine, though.

Other questions from Success When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...

Her answer: Dead-on.
Yeah right.

Other questions from Dude 101 What should be manscaped?

Her answer: Your hairy neck & back.
Umm...ewww.

Other questions from Dude 101 What type of body is best for a guy?

Her answer: Doesn't matter.
Just be confident.

Other questions from Dude 101 Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?

Her answer: Ummm, no. Comic books are for children.
Graphic novels, on the other hand, are not.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?

Her answer: Doesn’t matter
If a guy I just met (who I like) sweeps me away to the beach for the weekend, I am so in.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?

Her answer: Stubble
Hate clean shaven, love the 2/3 day look.

Other questions from Style What kind of underwear is best on a guy?

Her answer: Nothing
I like sweat pants or pajama pants - no underwear.

Other questions from Style When does sexual history come up?

Her answer: Once we’re ‘serious’
Sexual history is usually implicit by the 2nd or 3rd date, but not explicit until you're 'serious'

Other questions from Dating Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?

Her answer: No
I never Google.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Water is enough
Milk and cereal would be nice, too.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: 2nd
Completely depends on where in public you are.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: It’s drastic
If I go from long locks for a mohawk, you better say something.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: The same
Going or performing? If you get up on stage and the crowd likes you, that's a turn on.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: Depends
How long did they date? Did you know her before they started dating?

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Indispensable
Meh - don't really care.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Never
Come on.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Hilarious
But, please keep the quotes to a minimum.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Anything at all
As long you read everyday, I don't care what the medium is.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Nope.
Get your news from all over—news sites, news channels, your friends, blogs, twitter.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: Seriously?
Ew.

Other questions from Dude 101 Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Don’t care
What? I just had to ask for clarification. Didn't even know about this.

Other questions from Dude 101 How frequently do you think guys look at porn?

Her answer: Daily
Probably depends on the guy, but I think daily is a safe answer.

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: If a guy says/thinks this, he’s an idiot
Prioritize as you see fit. You shouldn't need some fratty phrase to help you figure out what to do.

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
Unless you need advice or feel like she might benefit from knowing.

Other questions from Dude 101 Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: You do.
This is the one time that a man can be a straight up gentleman.

Other questions from Mr. Manners I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Ask a friend to spot you for the bill, and buy him a drink later.
Are you on a date? Just go get cash—no massive apology necessary.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: A night on the town.
Buy him a couple drinks and toast to him.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Brunch!
With mimosas. Unless the hangover is really bad, then sleep, Gatorade, and greasy food.

Other questions from Nightlife Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: Yes
I want to know that you're cultured, but I don't need you to give me a list.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: Neither
This has never worked for me. I drink what I want when I want to.

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 2 good
Give me 2 glasses of good champagne, not 4 glasses of André.

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
This depends on the venue. At a club, it's a must. At a restaurant, depends how classy.

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: Yes, it’s the nice thing to do.
Don't just buy shots for the girls you've been eyeing, but haven't said a word to.

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Liquor, straight up
But only if that's what he actually drinks. Don't order something just to impress me.

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Club soda, stat!
Delete 'stat!' Don't go into panic mode. Just get some club soda and let me help.

Other questions from Nightlife First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Don’t care
I'd rather he just correctly dress.

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: Every time
It makes make out sessions kind of painful.

Other questions from Style Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Not really
As long as he enjoys it.

Other questions from Success Two polos at once?

Her answer: Stupid
My friends and I have a term for men who choose this: big pony doucher.

Other questions from Style Does my title matter?

Her answer: No
Definitely not. Self-fulfillment, confidence, success—it's all self-defined.

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Don’t care
As long as he considers himself successful and isn't insecure or pompous.

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Yes, it’s a must.
Hopefully, you like your coworkers enough to WANT to go out for drinks with them.

Other questions from Success Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: In
If he can pull off skinny jeans, (bootleg, not skinny cigarette pants) then more power to him.

Other questions from Style I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Put together a list of your recent accomplishments.
Why are you negotiating? Your boss doesn't think you deserve one?

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Get over it! It’s a necessary evil. Talk to people.
Strong interpersonal skills, especially with strangers (art of woo) are SUCH a turn on.

Other questions from Success Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Who cares?
Blazer—yuck! I prefer a cotton vintage t-shirt.

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: Out
Not unless you're dressing up as Professor Snape—yes, I like a guy who is into Harry Potter.

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: It’s an absolute must
A SENSE of style is a must - having true, fully thought-out, rule-bound style, however, is not.

Other questions from Style How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: Phone
Texts work, too, depending on the circumstances. In person can be tough if you want to turn it down.

Other questions from Dating Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?

Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
And it depends on how close son and mother are.

Other questions from Dating Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?

Her answer: Romantic
Unless you see this stranger everyday because you are a stalker.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: No
I believe in lust at first sight.

Other questions from Dating I prefer guys that are...

Her answer: Smart
All of the above, please.

Other questions from Dude 101 I like guys that are...

Her answer: I don’t care
As long as the height difference isn't more than a foot in either direction.

Other questions from Dating Bald spots are...

Her answer: A turn-off
A winning personality can compensate for aesthetic shortcomings, but bald spots are pretty bad.

Other questions from Dating How long should I wait to call her back?

Her answer: One day
If you like me, call me. I don't care how long you wait.

Other questions from Dating How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: Three
But don't invite me up to your place unless you have wine, snacks, good movies and a clean bathroom.

Other questions from Style

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