Which way does toilet paper go?
Her answer: Don’t care
Lest of my problems.
Other questions from
Dude 101
How frequently do you think guys look at porn?
Her answer: Never
That’s un-godly.
Other questions from
Dude 101
Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?
Her answer: There’s a time and a place
Yes
Other questions from
Dude 101
What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?
Her answer: 1 day
Nasty
Other questions from
Dude 101
My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?
Her answer: Never. It’s guy code.
The code.
Other questions from
Dude 101
My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?
Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
Females can’t keep secrets.
Other questions from
Dude 101
I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?
Her answer: Never, ever show up to dinner without cash.
You’re in trouble.
Other questions from
Dude 101
What's your take on public broadcasting?
Her answer: Indispensable
Necessary for advertising.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
How do you feel about Judd Apatow?
Her answer: Hilarious
Who is this?
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?
Her answer: Anything at all
Reading educates.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?
Her answer: Nope.
Neither
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
Going to open-mic night makes me...
Her answer: The same
It’s depends on what you get from it.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
Travel to a foreign country is...
Her answer: An essential part of growing up
It’s fun to see how others live.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?
Her answer: No
Who need to know.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
What should be in my fridge?
Her answer: Better be fully stocked
Be prepare.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?
Her answer: 2nd
New is in.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?
Her answer: It’s drastic
Mean it off the chain.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
When is public flatulence OK?
Her answer: Never
why not
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
Do I open the doors, or does she?
Her answer: You do.
So sweet.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?
Her answer: If you’re under 25, ask your parents for some gift money.
clearance
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?
Her answer: A night on the town.
Having fun.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
What's the best hangover cure?
Her answer: Water and pain relievers
Sleep it off.
Other questions from
Nightlife
Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?
Her answer: 2 good
If you can hold it go for it.
Other questions from
Nightlife
Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?
Her answer: Yes, it’s the nice thing to do.
way to get number
Other questions from
Nightlife
I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?
Her answer: Club soda, stat!
Try it, it works.
Other questions from
Nightlife
Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?
Her answer: Neither
Does not matter.
Other questions from
Nightlife
Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?
Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
If you don't need it, check it.
Other questions from
Nightlife
What looks best in a guy's hand?
Her answer: Liquor, straight up
hard not girl drinks
Other questions from
Nightlife
Do you care what a guy does for a living?
Her answer: Of course
No money like clean money.
Other questions from
Success
Does my title matter?
Her answer: Yes
Everyone could be a friend.
Other questions from
Success
What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?
Her answer: Higher
Someone's got to pay, right?
Other questions from
Success
Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?
Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
It depends on where you work.
Other questions from
Success
I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?
Her answer: Research! Talk to recruiters, friends, and colleagues.
You want to know what works.
Other questions from
Success
I hate networking events. What should I do?
Her answer: Get over it! It’s a necessary evil. Talk to people.
You have to mingle to meet.
Other questions from
Success
First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?
Her answer: Overdress
Don't like sloppy guys.
Other questions from
Style
When is a mustache a fail?
Her answer: 60% of the time
It should look neat.
Other questions from
Style
Two polos at once?
Her answer: Stupid
It's too hot.
Other questions from
Style
Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?
Her answer: Out
Not so tight that it's gay.
Other questions from
Style
Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?
Her answer: Who cares?
If you can't see them, why does it matter?
Other questions from
Style
Pointy shoes: in or out?
Her answer: In
Love the look.
Other questions from
Style
What's your take on guys having a sense of style?
Her answer: It’s an absolute must
He's got to be able to dress.
Other questions from
Style
How should I ask for a first date?
Her answer: Phone
That's how it's done now.
Other questions from
Dating
Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?
Her answer: Absolutely not.
If you can't love your mom, you can't love me.
Other questions from
Dating
Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?
Her answer: Weird
Guys should ask girls out.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Her answer: No
You have to know a person to know you love them.
Other questions from
Dating
I prefer guys that are...
Her answer: Successful
Pretty guys are trouble.
Other questions from
Dude 101
I like guys that are...
Her answer: I don’t care
I used to like tall guys, but what the heck?
Other questions from
Dating
Bald spots are...
Her answer: A turn-off
Got to have hair.
Other questions from
Dating
How long should I wait to call her back?
Her answer: Three days
You don't want to seem desperate.
Other questions from
Dating
How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?
Her answer: Four
Don't rush. Take your time.
Other questions from
Style
What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?
Her answer: Cozy-up by the fire
You don't have to spend a lot of money to have fun. A nice glass of wine is good
Other questions from
Nightlife
For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
Her answer: The value.
I could have thought of it my self but i need some one to buy it for me.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
Her answer: No.
Can't be that desperate. Come on.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?
Her answer: No, thanks
It's not that important.
Other questions from
Nightlife
For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
Her answer: Overdress
Prevention is better than cure. I want to be remembered for being the girl that looks good.
Other questions from
Style
When do in-law gifts become a standard?
Her answer: A few years into the relationship
You want to buy in the family so you don't want to wait until after you get married.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
Her answer: Separate
Give them the option of putting us in a room together.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:
Her answer: little too small?
I'd rather him think I'm too small than think I'm too big.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:
Her answer: Lame
That's a old tale.
Other questions from
Nightlife
Eggnog or rum punch?
Her answer: Rum punch
Eggnog is a guy's drink. Rum will have you feling good.
Other questions from
Nightlife
Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?
Her answer: Your feet wash themselves.
Not sexy.
Other questions from
Dude 101
What's your take on fidgeting?
Her answer: Intensely annoying
I am lost again.
Other questions from
Dude 101
What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?
Her answer: “Booooooring.”
Stop wasting time.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
Her answer: Honesty
Why lie?
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?
Her answer: Very
Good liquor.
Other questions from
Nightlife
Who controls the music in the car?
Her answer: Driver
Won't fall asleep.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
What's the best Scorsese movie?
Her answer: Who?
I am lost.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
Her answer: Use your finger
Hygiene should not be shared.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?
Her answer: Show her your moves
Take it slow.
Other questions from
Dude 101
Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?
Her answer: If you're game for public humiliation.
Why do that?
Other questions from
Nightlife
I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
Her answer: Depends how much you have in savings
Who cares, as long as you have your own money?
Other questions from
Style
How do you feel about Iowa?
Her answer: Hate it.
Never been.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
Should I always ask you about your day?
Her answer: It's mandatory, every day.
That's a nice gesture.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
How long can we talk about politics?
Her answer: Thirty minutes.
Boring.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?
Her answer: Ditch it.
Not that serious.
Other questions from
Nightlife
If I'm a starving artist, do we have a chance?
Her answer: If you know how to be creative on a date.
Get a real job.
Other questions from
Success
To what extent should our interests overlap?
Her answer: Doesn't matter.
Just have fun.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?
Her answer: When I'm next to you.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Other questions from
Dude 101
Beatles or Stones?
Her answer: Stones
Love them.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
Her answer: Totally unacceptable
You're not perfect yourself.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?
Her answer: Every day
They are precious.
Other questions from
Dude 101
Can I eat garlic?
Her answer: Please don't.
Stinks!
Other questions from
Success
If your dad has a sweet business, can/should you have him hook me up?
Her answer: Maybe?
If i like you or not
Other questions from
Success
Does having many jobs on my resume look good or bad?
Her answer: Bad!
Why can't you keep a good one?
Other questions from
Success
Do you want to hear me talk about my (awesome) job?
Her answer: Not particularly
Why bore me?
Other questions from
Success
Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
Her answer: The lady.
Not for guys.
Other questions from
Style
Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
Her answer: Depends where you're going
Don't over do it.
Other questions from
Style
Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
Her answer: Yes, it shows style.
Nice style.
Other questions from
Style
When should a guy use gel in his hair?
Her answer: Depends on his style.
Guys are becomming prettier.
Other questions from
Style
When are athletic socks acceptable?
Her answer: Whenever
For sport events.
Other questions from
Style
If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
Her answer: TRUE
Yes.
Other questions from
Dating
Who pays for contraception?
Her answer: The girl
Guys don't get pregnant.
Other questions from
Dating
How intensely do you Facebook stalk?
Her answer: I want to see pretty much everything
You need to know who he is!
Other questions from
Dating
Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
Her answer: Under no circumstances.
Why get a girl?
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
Why should we care?
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
How much should I tip the waiter?
Her answer: Twenty percent
They've got to eat too.
Other questions from
Nightlife
Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?
Her answer: Yes.
Less trouble.
Other questions from
Nightlife
You're my boss, and you're hot. Where can we go from here?
Her answer: No can do. Pens OUT of company ink.
Business is business.
Other questions from
Success
When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...
Her answer: We're all a bunch of liars.
She never tells.
Other questions from
Dude 101
What should be manscaped?
Her answer: Leave it natural.
Love that look.
Other questions from
Dude 101
What type of body is best for a guy?
Her answer: Muscly and cut.
Sexy.
Other questions from
Dude 101
Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?
Her answer: Well, only if they've been made into a movie.
Get a life.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?
Her answer: Couple months
Get to know each other.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
Her answer: Clean shaven
No hair.
Other questions from
Style
What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
Her answer: Boxer briefs
Briefs are so gay.
Other questions from
Style
Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: No
But, it might be a good place to look for dates.
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: Once we’re ‘serious’
Why rush?
Other questions from
Dating
Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?
Her answer: Someone to come home to
Getting old its that time
Other questions from
Dating
How do you feel about falling in love?
Her answer: I try to avoid it
Half the guys out there can't love so why love them
Other questions from
Dating
How important is a sense of humor?
Her answer: Very important
Have to make me smile
Other questions from
Dating
How important is it that your partner be willing and able to participate in meaningful philosophical conversations?
Her answer: Extremely important
Don't want to have the same boring conversation all the time
Other questions from
Dating
If you like someone a lot, do you usually ask them out?
Her answer: No
Not my style
Other questions from
Dating
Do you Google someone before a first date?
Her answer: No. Why spoil the mystery?
I try to get to know them on the first date
Other questions from
Dating
If a potential mate is overweight, is that a deal-breaker?
Her answer: Yes, even if they were slightly overweight.
If I can stay fit why can't he?
Other questions from
Dating
Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?
Her answer: No way!
I would say hi to her. What's there to hide?
Other questions from
Dating
What's worse on a first date?
Her answer: Nothing to talk about
Would go on a date with a ugly person anyway
Other questions from
Dating
How are you most likely to show your partner you care?
Her answer: Touch: Give them a hug, massage or kiss
If I really care about the person I won't keep my hands off them
Other questions from
Dating
Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of their exes (as a friend)?
Her answer: No
Has to be a reason why she is an ex.
Other questions from
Dating
Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of their exes (as a friend)?
Her answer: No
Sound like my ex has nothing better to do.
Other questions from
Dating
How important is it to you that your partner smell good?
Her answer: Very damn important
Something to look forward to.
Other questions from
Dating
Have you ever been in love?
Her answer: Yes
Now I hate his guts.
Other questions from
Dating
In a serious relationship, do you feel it's important to keep your significant other informed of the details of your day-to-day life?
Her answer: Yes
He is now part of my life so that is important.
Other questions from
Dating
Would you ever date or mess around with a good friend's ex?
Her answer: No
Don't do left overs.
Other questions from
Dating
Would you get upset if your significant other flirted in front of you?
Her answer: Yes
It's just rude I'll do it to him and see how he feels.
Other questions from
Dating
Which would you rather be?
Her answer: Normal
It's hard getting a good guy normal where where weird come in
Other questions from
Dude 101
When men show extra courtesy toward women (opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc.), this is:
Her answer: Admirable and desirable – chivalry's not dead.
Very important to me open the door for opportunity
Other questions from
Mr. Manners
Which of the following types of intelligence do you most value?
Her answer: Social/interpersonal
Since communication is going to be important.
Other questions from
Worldy-Wise
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