Marianna Branda / 23, Miami, FL
I am a Brazilian wonder that can make your jaws drop.


Marianna Branda's Profile Details

  • Hometown: Urban
  • Relationship status: Single
  • Hair Color: Brunette
  • Level of education: College
  • Cash flow: Getting By
  • Mode of transportation: Car
  • Work: Day Job
  • Current living situation: Roommates
  • Outlook: Realist
  • Politics: Democrat
  • Religion: Organized
  • Socialization: Outgoing
  • Intravenous temperature: Hot-Blooded
  • Time to get ready: More than 15 minutes
  • Intensity: Driven
  • Applicable stereotypes: Fashionista
  • Makeup stance: Just a little
  • Hang Out: Neighborhood Bar
  • Flavor of humor: Goofy
  • Her food: 3/5 from strict vegan(1) to meat loving(5)
  • I am a...: 3/5 from nice girl(1) to bad girl(5)
  • Kind of guy she goes for: Normal
  • Dating style: Long-Term Relationships

Marianna Branda's favorite drink

Mojito

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Questions Marianna Branda has answered:

Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Don’t care
Are you serious?

Other questions from Dude 101 How frequently do you think guys look at porn?

Her answer: Once a week
Pervs!

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: If a guy says/thinks this, he’s an idiot
How immature!

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: Seriously?
Gross.

Other questions from Dude 101 My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: 1 year
But not if you guys were close. That’s just wrong.

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: If you love your girl, tell her.
I wanna know all the dirt!

Other questions from Dude 101 I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Get thee to an ATM after a massive apology.
I’m not spotting you.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Indispensable
I’m a broadcast major.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Hilarious
Take a joke.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Anything at all
Just don’t tell me you hate to read.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Yep
As long as you get it.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: Cooler
I love an artist.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Travel to a foreign country is...

Her answer: A good way to have lots of great stories
and I like to hear them.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: No
It makes you seem well rounded.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Better be fully stocked
I get the munchies at night.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: Anything goes!
Anything goes!

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: It’s drastic
You better notice!

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Never
Get a room!

Other questions from Mr. Manners Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: You do.
Be a gentleman!

Other questions from Mr. Manners My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?

Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
It's the least you can do.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: A night on the town.
I'll treat once a year.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Brunch!
mmmmmm

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 2 good
Cheap liquor makes your tummy ache.

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: No, that makes you a loser.
Especially if you're with me!

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Remove the soiled piece of clothing. Party on.
Get over it!

Other questions from Nightlife Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: False
Don't be an alchy.

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
Why not?

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Liquor, straight up
As long as he can handle it.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Of course
It has to be legal!

Other questions from Success Does my title matter?

Her answer: No
Title for what?

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Higher
Show me places and things I never seen.

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
You could, just not a must.

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Research! Talk to recruiters, friends, and colleagues.
See what you're working with.

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Bring friends to make things more comfortable.
I hate it too...

Other questions from Success First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Overdress
Don't look like your chillin' on the corner.

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: Never
I like the rugged look.

Other questions from Style Two polos at once?

Her answer: Stupid
Why???

Other questions from Style Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: In
I like tight jeans on both of us.

Other questions from Style Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Who cares?
As long as it looks right.

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: Out
Not cute to me on guys…

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: It’s an absolute must
At least look presentable.

Other questions from Style How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: In person
Don't be a punk!

Other questions from Dating Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?

Her answer: Yep!
Just to make the bitch mad. ahahahahaha

Other questions from Dating Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?

Her answer: Romantic
If you see them everyday, they aren't a complete stranger.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: No
This isn't a fairy tale.

Other questions from Dating I prefer guys that are...

Her answer: Successful
We'll work on everything else.

Other questions from Dude 101 I like guys that are...

Her answer: Taller than me
I'm 4'11!

Other questions from Dating Bald spots are...

Her answer: A turn-off
I'm pretty sure its a turn-off on a girl too.

Other questions from Dating How long should I wait to call her back?

Her answer: One day
Don't call her right back. Let her be mesmerized for a lil bit.

Other questions from Dating How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: One
It's her decision to say yes or no.

Other questions from Style Are flowers still appreciated?

Her answer: Yes.
I might not be a big plant fan, but secretly, it still melts my heart.

Other questions from Dating How long before jewelry is a required gift?

Her answer: Never.
It would be nice, but I like other stuff as well.

Other questions from Dating Are you still thinking about your ex on this Valentine's Day?

Her answer: Yes.
This Valentine's Day will always bring me back to last year's Valentine's Day.

Other questions from Dating Is it sleazy to pick up lonely single ladies on Valentine's Day?

Her answer: Yup.
It can be aggravating as well…

Other questions from Dating My lady claims she doesn't care about Valentine's Day. Is this a trap?

Her answer: Yes.
Deep down inside every woman wants all the mushy stuff.

Other questions from Dating Regarding the gift of lingerie...

Her answer: Cool.
It doesn't mean I'm gonna wear it for you…

Other questions from Dating We've been dating for a week, and I surprise you with a weekend get-away in the country. Is that...

Her answer: Creepy.
Who said I want to get away to the country if I barely know you?

Other questions from Dating Is Valentine's Day a good day for a first date?

Her answer: No.
It would be too much of a mushy day for a first date

Other questions from Dating Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?

Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Get a pedicure as well!

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on fidgeting?

Her answer: Intensely annoying
Don't be a weirdo.

Other questions from Dude 101 What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?

Her answer: “Booooooring.”
Engage me instead.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?

Her answer: Can you not be pleasant and honest?
Honesty is always a must. It's just how you say it.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?

Her answer: Not at all
Really isn't a priority.

Other questions from Nightlife Who controls the music in the car?

Her answer: Full democracy
Find out what both like to listen to.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best Scorsese movie?

Her answer: Gangs of New York
Great effects!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?

Her answer: Use your finger
That's gross. I don't care how long we've been having sex.

Other questions from Mr. Manners She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?

Her answer: Show her your moves
Ask her to dance! Why not?

Other questions from Dude 101 Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?

Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
A million guys can try, but you might be the one she's interested in.

Other questions from Nightlife I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?

Her answer: Depends how hard you're trying to find a job
Don't get comfortable being broke.

Other questions from Style How do you feel about Iowa?

Her answer: Love it.
The state? I'm pretty sure its something there interesting.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Should I always ask you about your day?

Her answer: If I look like I need to talk.
It shows you care.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How long can we talk about politics?

Her answer: Five minutes.
I'm sure we could talk about something else.

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?

Her answer: Finish it.
I mean if you want it, go for it.

Other questions from Nightlife If I'm a starving artist, do we have a chance?

Her answer: If you are TALENTED starving artist.
I'm an artist myself. Always follow your dreams.

Other questions from Success To what extent should our interests overlap?

Her answer: “I can show you the world”...
I'm interested in everything.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?

Her answer: When I'm close to you.
Don't overdo it. I don't wanna keep sneezing.

Other questions from Dude 101 Beatles or Stones?

Her answer: Beatles
I'm not a rebel.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?

Her answer: Totally unacceptable
It's kind of aggravating for you to be a know-it-all.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?

Her answer: Every day
How you treat your mom tells me a lot.

Other questions from Dude 101 Can I eat garlic?

Her answer: Please don't.
It's just not date food.

Other questions from Success If your dad has a sweet business, can/should you have him hook me up?

Her answer: No way.
Show my dad you can find a job on your own.

Other questions from Success Does having many jobs on my resume look good or bad?

Her answer: Good!
I like a man who's about his business.

Other questions from Success Do you want to hear me talk about my (awesome) job?

Her answer: Let me be the judge of your awesomeness
I'm interested in listening, but don't overdo it.

Other questions from Success Who should be wearing sexy underwear?

Her answer: The lady.
Don't try to be sexier than me...

Other questions from Style Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?

Her answer: Sure, go for it.
Originality is great, as long as you are yourself.

Other questions from Style Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?

Her answer: Nah, doesn't matter.
A nice wallet doesn't tell you what's inside.

Other questions from Style When should a guy use gel in his hair?

Her answer: Depends on his style.
If it's what works for him, go ahead.

Other questions from Style When are athletic socks acceptable?

Her answer: Whenever
Who cares? As long as they're clean...

Other questions from Style How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?

Her answer: Let's sneak away gracefully
I'm not for 1 night stands, but if it's going to be done, make an adventure from it!

Other questions from Dating If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?

Her answer: FALSE
As long as you can still see it....

Other questions from Dating What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?

Her answer: Keep the exes in the past.
It avoids bigger problems if exes are just cut off.

Other questions from Dating Who pays for contraception?

Her answer: The guy
If a guy offers to pay for birth control, I see it as a sign of maturity.

Other questions from Dating How intensely do you Facebook stalk?

Her answer: I want to see pretty much everything
You find out way more than is said through Facebook!

Other questions from Dating Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?

Her answer: Under no circumstances.
I can be your stripper...

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?

Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
Just don't bring up her name all the time. Other than that, I'm curious about your past.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How much should I tip the waiter?

Her answer: Tip according to service
Don't show off, either...

Other questions from Nightlife Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?

Her answer: Yes.
It shows me you have nothing to hide.

Other questions from Nightlife You're my boss, and you're hot. Where can we go from here?

Her answer: Let’s do this, but keep it quiet.
As long as it doesn't affect my work, we're fine.

Other questions from Success When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...

Her answer: We're all a bunch of liars.
Some can be honest as much as some can lie.

Other questions from Dude 101 What should be manscaped?

Her answer: Leave it natural.
Leave the waxing to the female.

Other questions from Dude 101 What type of body is best for a guy?

Her answer: Doesn't matter.
I love different bodies on different men.

Other questions from Dude 101 Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?

Her answer: Yes, it’s like understanding another universe.
I respect different forms of art.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?

Her answer: Doesn’t matter
It depends how the dates have been going.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?

Her answer: Stubble
I love the rough look!

Other questions from Style What kind of underwear is best on a guy?

Her answer: Boxer briefs
A true man wears briefs!

Other questions from Style Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?

Her answer: Yes
You never know what might come up!

Other questions from Mr. Manners

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