Don Q LadyData
The Female Perspective

Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Over
Always over. Never under. It matters.

Other questions from Dude 101 How frequently do you think guys look at porn?

Her answer: Monthly
Gross.

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: If a guy says/thinks this, he’s an idiot
Depends on the girl.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: 1 day
Seriously? Gross.

Other questions from Dude 101 My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: 1 year
It depends. But I started dating my fiance a year after I broke up with his loser friend.

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: If you love your girl, tell her.
Depends on the secret.

Other questions from Dude 101 I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Get thee to an ATM after a massive apology.
I’ve done it. I wouldn’t judge you.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Indispensable
Power to the people!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Hilarious
I don’t know who Judd Apatow is.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Anything at all
Just read something. Not comics and not playboy.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Nope.
Get half of your news from him and the other half from CNN.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: Less cool
Participating in open mic is scary.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Travel to a foreign country is...

Her answer: An essential part of growing up
Life changing.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: Yes
Listing them is pretentious. Bringing up your trip to italy over spaghetti is not.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Better be fully stocked
Guys with only mustard and beer in their fridge is a turn off. Grow up and take care of yourself.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: 2nd
How public? Are children around? If so, then only 1st.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: Somewhat
It shouldn't bother me when he doesn't notice, but it does.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Never
NEVER OKAY!

Other questions from Mr. Manners Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: You do.
Chivalry is not dead. Open the door for her.

Other questions from Mr. Manners My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?

Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
or like take a picture of the bench where he proposed and frame it. Thoughtful AND thrifty.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: A night on the town.
I do NOT recommend a drill press.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Brunch!
Brunch is the cure for everything. Always.

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 2 good
Quality, not quantity, man.

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: Yes. But they’re just using you.
As long as you know they're using you...

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Club soda, stat!
Don't freak out about it, but knowing how to get it out is a plus.

Other questions from Nightlife Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: True
Never had a problem with that.

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: Yes, it’s lame.
What if I get cold?

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Liquor, straight up
What about a bottle of beer? A dented can is a little frat for me.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Not really
Again, just have some drive.

Other questions from Success Does my title matter?

Her answer: No
Again, this doesn't really matter. Just have some drive and go after what you want.

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Don’t care
This doesn't really matter.

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
It depends on your job. Accountants probably don't need to drink with coworkers.

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Put together a list of your recent accomplishments.
You need to prove your worth.

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Bring friends to make things more comfortable.
It's hard for me too, so I sympathize. But try and get away from your friends a few times.

Other questions from Success First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Overdress
Underdressing shows he didn't put much thought into it, and probably doesn't care about the date.

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: 60% of the time
On the right guy, mustaches are hot. Tough to pull off though.

Other questions from Style Two polos at once?

Her answer: Stupid
Please stop wearing two polos at once.

Other questions from Style Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: Out
Gross.

Other questions from Style Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Slacks
or who cares? I couldn't decide. Not that important as long as they aren't dirty gym socks.

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: Out
for boys?!? out!

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: He should wear what I tell him to wear
If it's really bad, he should take my suggestions. Too much style freaks me out.

Other questions from Style How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: Phone
Or in person. No texting or facebooking allowed.

Other questions from Dating Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?

Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
Also depends on where that mother lives.

Other questions from Dating Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?

Her answer: Romantic
Unless you stalk her creepily every day and then ask her out.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: Maybe?
Not sure.

Other questions from Dating I prefer guys that are...

Her answer: Funny
Laughter is most important.

Other questions from Dude 101 I like guys that are...

Her answer: Taller than me
I'm 5'11, and I hate it when guys are shorter than me. It's weird to hug them.

Other questions from Dating Bald spots are...

Her answer: A turn-off
Sorry.

Other questions from Dating How long should I wait to call her back?

Her answer: One day
Don't play games.

Other questions from Dating How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: Four
Depends on how well the dates go and how obvious it was that you wanted to take her up on the first.

Other questions from Style Are flowers still appreciated?

Her answer: Yes.
No carnations or bouquets that clearly came from the grocery store five minutes ago.

Other questions from Dating How long before jewelry is a required gift?

Her answer: Marriage.
Wedding rings and engagement rings are the only requirement. Jewelry is nice, but not a necessity.

Other questions from Dating Are you still thinking about your ex on this Valentine's Day?

Her answer: No.
He sucked on Valentine's Day.

Other questions from Dating My lady claims she doesn't care about Valentine's Day. Is this a trap?

Her answer: No.
Still give her a card or ask her what she wants to do that day. go to a movie or bowling.

Other questions from Dating Regarding the gift of lingerie...

Her answer: Classless.
You probably don't know my size and will get some trashy, red thing that cost $9.99 and looks 1980.

Other questions from Dating We've been dating for a week, and I surprise you with a weekend get-away in the country. Is that...

Her answer: Creepy.
That's a little too soon in my opinion. Comes across as obsessed or something.

Other questions from Dating Is Valentine's Day a good day for a first date?

Her answer: No.
Too much pressure.

Other questions from Dating Would you cheat on a partner if you knew that you could get away with it?

Her answer: No way. I'd know and that's all that matters.
Guilt is the worst feeling ever.

Other questions from Dating Do you have to break up with someone in person?

Her answer: Absolutely. You've got to show some respect.
Like that Sex and the City episode, breaking up on a post-it is no good.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Would you ever have an office relationship?

Her answer: Leave the company ink alone.
Unless it was unavoidable. Like you couldn't stop thinking about him for a long time.

Other questions from Dating At what age do you think men start losing their looks?

Her answer: 50s
Men age well for the most part. Depends on the guy though.

Other questions from Style Do you believe in marriage?

Her answer: Yes
Just got married in April! Yay marriage!

Other questions from Dating Do you use an online dating site?

Her answer: Nope
I'm not sure I believe that those work.

Other questions from Dating How often do you read a partner's Facebook messages

Her answer: Never
That's invading privacy. And not allowed.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What do you think motivates men to be romantic?

Her answer: Feeling close to their partner
Depends on the guy. Assholes do it for the possibility of sex.

Other questions from Dating If one were available, do you think most guys would take a male birth control pill?

Her answer: Probably not
This is sad, there should be one and they should take it! I'm sick of all the responsibility!

Other questions from Dude 101 Do you think most men are satisfied with their sex lives?

Her answer: Guys can never be satisfied.
Guys can never be satisfied.

Other questions from Dating How long into a relationship should the guy pay for dates?

Her answer: There's never a time when he shouldn't
I think it should be evened out, but he should always pay for more than half of the dates.

Other questions from Dude 101 What do you consider the ultimate manly drink?

Her answer: Bourbon straight, no chaser.
Bourbon drinkers are often hot. If they aren't rednecks.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your favorite part of the male anatomy?

Her answer: Chest
Nothing like a big muscley chest to hug up to.

Other questions from Dude 101 Do you believe that real men cry?

Her answer: Of course
On occassion.

Other questions from Dating What do you consider when choosing a new job?

Her answer: The opportunity to advance
You should be able to pick more than one! All of the above!

Other questions from Success What do you think is the ultimate male status symbol?

Her answer: Family
A happy family.

Other questions from Success How often do you text your friends?

Her answer: Daily
Often.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What do you think men think of breast implants?

Her answer: Guys love breasts. Even plastic ones.
I think many say they don't like them, but all in all they really don't care.

Other questions from Dude 101 How have your spending habits changed since the recession?

Her answer: I'm cutting back on shopping.
Everyone should cut back a bit, in my opinion.

Other questions from Success How do you take your drink?

Her answer: All of the above
Depends on the drink. I like most things chilled though.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your bar style?

Her answer: A dive with a dart board and a pool table
I love dive bars.

Other questions from Nightlife When you go out:

Her answer: I like to mix it up and try a few different things
I think its boring to stick with the same thing all night.

Other questions from Nightlife Guys who order cocktails by brand name (ex. "I'll have a Don Q Mojito"):

Her answer: I don't really care, as long as he brings back two
Does this matter?

Other questions from Nightlife What's your home bartending style?

Her answer: Bust out the blender, we're making piña coladas.
I need more than straight liquor, but less than muddling and infusing. I hate pina coladas though.

Other questions from Nightlife If you're at a crowded bar, what's the best way to get a bartender's attention?

Her answer: Lean all the way over the bar
None of these really. It's about eye contact.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your take on bar flair (ie. flipping bottles, breathing fire, etc.)?

Her answer: Fun
For a bit, it's fun. Breathing fire is cooler than flipping bottles around.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you have a mojito preference?

Her answer: Black & Blue Mojito
That sounds yummy!

Other questions from Nightlife What's your favorite Don Q cocktail?

Her answer: Rum Sour
I love anything sour. And I love rum!

Other questions from Nightlife Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?

Her answer: Buzz off - I'm already in a relationship
No longer looking!

Other questions from Dating How do you feel about falling in love?

Her answer: I love it!
The best feeling in the world.

Other questions from Dating How important is a sense of humor?

Her answer: Very important
Humor helps to keep the spark and fun to any relationship.

Other questions from Dating How important is it that your partner be willing and able to participate in meaningful philosophical conversations?

Her answer: Extremely important
Talking about only what's in front of you would get very, very old.

Other questions from Dating If you like someone a lot, do you usually ask them out?

Her answer: No
His job.

Other questions from Dating Do you Google someone before a first date?

Her answer: No. Why spoil the mystery?
That's creepy to me.

Other questions from Dating If a potential mate is overweight, is that a deal-breaker?

Her answer: Yes, but only if they were obese.
Only if it were clear that they didn't care about themselves at all.

Other questions from Dating Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?

Her answer: Not thrilled, but go ahead.
This is always so awkward.

Other questions from Dating What's worse on a first date?

Her answer: Nothing to talk about
Way worse than no physical attraction. That can come when you know them better.

Other questions from Dating How are you most likely to show your partner you care?

Her answer: Words: Tell them how much you appreciate them
This is so, so important. Every single day.

Other questions from Dating Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of their exes (as a friend)?

Her answer: No
Sorry, that doesn't work. Someone has alterior motives, somewhere.

Other questions from Dating Would you be willing to date someone who plays video games almost every day, for at least 2 hours?

Her answer: No.
Get a life.

Other questions from Dating How important is it to you that your partner smell good?

Her answer: Less important than you might think
This is not that important as long as they don't stink to high heaven.

Other questions from Dating Have you ever been in love?

Her answer: Yes
More times than I care to admit.

Other questions from Dating In a serious relationship, do you feel it's important to keep your significant other informed of the details of your day-to-day life?

Her answer: Some
I think it's important to keep them in the loop but not bore them with everything.

Other questions from Dating Would you ever date or mess around with a good friend's ex?

Her answer: Yes, but only with my friend's permission
I guess...that's weird.

Other questions from Dating Would you get upset if your significant other flirted in front of you?

Her answer: Yes
Depends on how much.

Other questions from Dating Which would you rather be?

Her answer: Weird
This is an open ended, vague question. Define normal. Define weird.

Other questions from Dude 101 When men show extra courtesy toward women (opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc.), this is:

Her answer: Admirable and desirable – chivalry's not dead.
Anyone that thinks this is sexist and insulting sucks. Stop taking everything so seriously.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Which of the following types of intelligence do you most value?

Her answer: Social/interpersonal
I'd like to choose all three. I value all three of these, though mathematical is at the bottom.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise