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The Female Perspective

Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Over
It’s not that serious of an issue, just a preference.

Other questions from Dude 101 How frequently do you think guys look at porn?

Her answer: Once a week
I really have no idea.

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: There’s a time and a place
Depends on the bro and the ho.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: Seriously?
I am not sure if this is a real question. Underwear should be worn once.

Other questions from Dude 101 My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: Depends
If you aren’t close, there’s no reason that three people should be unhappy instead of just one.

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
You should not violate the trust of anyone you are very close to.

Other questions from Dude 101 I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Get thee to an ATM after a massive apology.
The general rule of thumb is always bring cash, but some dinners are just sort of improptu.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Unnecessary
I do not have any real thoughts on the topic.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Hilarious
I have no idea who that is, but, I find very few things offensive.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Books
I love books and am therefore hugely biased in their favor.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Yep
I know not everyone is current on news events. Jon Stewart gives you something.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: The same
I do not think open-mic night has any bearing on coolness.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Travel to a foreign country is...

Her answer: For the moneyed elite
Despite the few that manage to do it without money, it’s not something available to most people.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: No
Traveling can provide knowledge and understanding that can’t be acquired through other means.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Water is enough
It’s nice if there are other things, but I don’t tell anyone how to live their life.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: 1st
It's inappropriate to make out or anything more in public. I really don't want to see that.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: Somewhat
It's situational. If I cut 18 inches of my hair off, you should notice. A trim? Not necessarily.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Only if you’ve got a legitimate problem
It's extremely rude, but if you can't help it (like if you're over 80), I understand.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: You do.
I know, really archaic, but I will still wait for you to do so.

Other questions from Mr. Manners My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?

Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
Your friends probably know you're broke. Also, spending time with your friends is more valuable.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: Power tools!
Don't generalize. Get him power tools because he wants them, not because he's a guy. I love them!

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Not getting super drunk.
Greasy food, gatorade and Advil work too if you didn't have the foresight to avoid the hangover.

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 2 good
Quality over quantity, always.

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: Yes, it’s the nice thing to do.
They uses you for free drinks. You use free drinks to try to get with them. It's a social contract.

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Club soda, stat!
Most stains are easy to remove if you attend to them immediately. I can't help it, I like to clean.

Other questions from Nightlife Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: True
So true, scientifically tested through repeated experiments by me.

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
It depends on where we are. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's lame and pretentious.

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Red Wine
I just really like red wine and think that red wine glasses are really sexy.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Not really
For the most part, no, but if you're a republican politician, you're probably not dating material.

Other questions from Success Does my title matter?

Her answer: No
I don't care what you do right now. You should have goals and aspirations, regardless of your title.

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Don’t care
Money is money, it comes and it goes, but doesn't speak to if someone is compatible with me or not.

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
It's not a must, but it can help create trust. But, it could also create awkward situations.

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Put together a list of your recent accomplishments.
You should make it clear that both you and the company would benefit from your continued work there.

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Bring friends to make things more comfortable.
I am a little socially awkward. It's easier to meet new people if I have some cushion.

Other questions from Success First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Overdress
It's cute and shows that he put thought and effort in before our date, even if it was too much.

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: Every time
I really don't like facial hair. I think it looks lazy, even the best kept facial hair.

Other questions from Style Two polos at once?

Her answer: Stupid
I just don't get it.

Other questions from Style Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: Out
An element of surprise to what you're carrying is not necessarily a bad thing.

Other questions from Style Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Blazer
I thought it was a rule, I really do not know what other comment would be involved.

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: Out
No reason everyone's feet should hurt.

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: I’d prefer he focus on more important issues
I actually dislike what's considered in style for guys right now. Cleanliness is a must, though.

Other questions from Style How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: In person
Every other way is cowardly. The worst I can say is 'no.' Plus, it'll be a sympathetic 'no.'

Other questions from Dating Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?

Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
It depends on why I dislike his mother.

Other questions from Dating Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?

Her answer: Romantic
A little of both. I'd hope that one could see if the other person is uncomfortable or interested.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: No
I believe in lust at first sight. Love only comes when you really know and trust someone.

Other questions from Dating I prefer guys that are...

Her answer: Smart
It's important to be able to have meaningful conversations about life and the world we live in.

Other questions from Dude 101 I like guys that are...

Her answer: Taller than me
I just prefer to look up.

Other questions from Dating Bald spots are...

Her answer: A turn-off
I like hair.

Other questions from Dating How long should I wait to call her back?

Her answer: One day
Immediately is a little desparate, longer than a day makes me think you're not interested.

Other questions from Dating How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: Two
By two dates she should know if she wants to go to your place.

Other questions from Style Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?

Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Seriously, you're already in the shower, you have soap, your feet are right there.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on fidgeting?

Her answer: Intensely annoying
Relax.

Other questions from Dude 101 What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?

Her answer: “Ooh, sexy.”
If they are both intelligent and making good arguments, it would probably be nice to watch.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?

Her answer: Honesty
Honesty is an absolute must, all the time.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?

Her answer: Not at all
I know how to make my own cocktails.

Other questions from Nightlife Who controls the music in the car?

Her answer: Driver
The driver should be as comfortable as possible. They are operating thousands of pounds of machinery

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best Scorsese movie?

Her answer: The Departed
Amazing movie.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?

Her answer: Why wouldn't it be?
If your tongue has been in my mouth, I see no reason why my toothbrush cannot be in yours.

Other questions from Mr. Manners She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?

Her answer: Try not to fall
Do the best you can.

Other questions from Dude 101 Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?

Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
The worst she could say is no. However, if she says no, don't be persistent and keep pushing it.

Other questions from Nightlife I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?

Her answer: Depends how hard you're trying to find a job
If you are actively looking for work, I will not get antsy about your joblessness.

Other questions from Style How do you feel about Iowa?

Her answer: Love it.
I love it by default. I have never been, but I don't hate anything.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Should I always ask you about your day?

Her answer: Not necessary.
Not every day. I am sure if I have something from a day to talk about, I will bring it up.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How long can we talk about politics?

Her answer: 90+ minutes.
Depends on how good you are at arguing & stubborn enough to carry it out for that long.

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?

Her answer: Finish it.
Leaving drinks is alcohol abuse.

Other questions from Nightlife If I'm a starving artist, do we have a chance?

Her answer: If you know how to be creative on a date.
If you're an artist because you love it, that's better than choosing something that you hate.

Other questions from Success To what extent should our interests overlap?

Her answer: We should be teaching each other.
You should always be learning from others.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?

Her answer: When I'm close to you.
I think smells should be subtle.

Other questions from Dude 101 Beatles or Stones?

Her answer: Beatles
This cannot be a serious question.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?

Her answer: It's all in good fun
Of course, I will definitely point out yours.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?

Her answer: Every day
I do

Other questions from Dude 101 Can I eat garlic?

Her answer: Why not?
Yes, I assume you have a toothbrush.

Other questions from Success If your dad has a sweet business, can/should you have him hook me up?

Her answer: Maybe?
Situational

Other questions from Success Does having many jobs on my resume look good or bad?

Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
You might look like someone who is highly sought after and skilled. Or the opposite.

Other questions from Success Do you want to hear me talk about my (awesome) job?

Her answer: Let me be the judge of your awesomeness
It is truly amazing to love your job. I don't mind listening to you being enthusiastic about your

Other questions from Success Who should be wearing sexy underwear?

Her answer: Everybody.
Everyone should make an effort to look sexy.

Other questions from Style Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?

Her answer: Depends where you're going
I have no problem with the jeans and blazer look.

Other questions from Style Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?

Her answer: Yes, it shows style.
I just always look at wallets.

Other questions from Style When should a guy use gel in his hair?

Her answer: Depends on his style.
Avoid overzealous use of gel, it's purpose is not to allow your hair to withstand a tornado.

Other questions from Style When are athletic socks acceptable?

Her answer: Whenever
I really don't care what socks you wear, unless you are wearing dress pants with white socks.

Other questions from Style How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?

Her answer: Let's sneak away gracefully
A one-night-stand has its purpose and there is no need to dwell on it or gloat about it.

Other questions from Dating If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?

Her answer: TRUE
It's just common courtesy.

Other questions from Dating What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?

Her answer: Just don't cheat.
If I'm in a relationship with you, I trust that you don't want to be with your ex.

Other questions from Dating Who pays for contraception?

Her answer: Split
I think it's fair, but it also depends on the relationship.

Other questions from Dating How intensely do you Facebook stalk?

Her answer: The bio section is enough
I prefer to allow people to self-disclose at their own pace.

Other questions from Dating Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?

Her answer: Yes, but no lap dances.
Do what you want. I have no desire to be in a relationship with someone I cannot trust.

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?

Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
I would find it odd if your exes were never a part of your stories, they were a part of your life.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How much should I tip the waiter?

Her answer: Twenty percent
People's lives are dependent on tips, not tipping makes you an asshole.

Other questions from Nightlife Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?

Her answer: No.
Even with friends, I would really prefer it if people would pay attention to who they're with.

Other questions from Nightlife You're my boss, and you're hot. Where can we go from here?

Her answer: If it’s mutual, one of us has to go.
It's complicated, but if there is a genuine interest, don't forfeit it because we work together.

Other questions from Success When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...

Her answer: Twenty percent less.
The double standard makes most women feel the need to undercut the real number.

Other questions from Dude 101 What should be manscaped?

Her answer: Everything.
Body hair can be really gross. I work to remove mine, you should too.

Other questions from Dude 101 What type of body is best for a guy?

Her answer: Bigger than me.
Too much of anything is a bad thing, whether it be muscly, fat, skinny, whatever.

Other questions from Dude 101 Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?

Her answer: Yes, it’s like understanding another universe.
Something I will never understand, but am totally fascinated by.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?

Her answer: Doesn’t matter
I don't really like to put limits on things like that. If you are both comfortable, why not?

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?

Her answer: Clean shaven
Hair just stabs me in the face.

Other questions from Style What kind of underwear is best on a guy?

Her answer: Boxer briefs
They just look nicer.

Other questions from Style When does sexual history come up?

Her answer: Once we’re ‘serious’
I think sexual history comes up naturally as a part of the process of learning about each other.

Other questions from Dating Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?

Her answer: No
I Google search them later.

Other questions from Mr. Manners

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