Miranda Elling / 32, Chicago, IL
I love cats, beer and playing with my hair.
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Miranda Elling / 32, Chicago, IL
I love cats, beer and playing with my hair.
Miranda Elling's Profile Details
- Hometown: Rural
- Relationship status: Soul-Mates
- Hair Color: Brunette
- Level of education: College
- Cash flow: Comfortable
- Mode of transportation: Taxi
- Work: Career
- Current living situation: Lone Wolf
- Outlook: Realist
- Politics: Democrat
- Religion: No Thanks
- Socialization: Average
- Intravenous temperature: Cool-Headed
- Time to get ready: More than 15 minutes
- Intensity: Laid-Back
- Applicable stereotypes: Nerdy,Hipster,Arty
- Makeup stance: Just a little
- Hang Out: Dive
- Flavor of humor: Witty
- Her food: 3/5 from strict vegan(1) to meat loving(5)
- I am a...: 3/5 from nice girl(1) to bad girl(5)
- Kind of guy she goes for: Nerdy
- Dating style: Long-Term Relationships
Miranda Elling's favorite drink
Traditional Cuba Libre
Questions Miranda Elling has answered:
How much gym time is right for a guy?
What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?
What do you think of guys who cook?
When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
In matters of heart a guy should be:
When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?
For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?
For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
When do in-law gifts become a standard?
If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:
Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:
Eggnog or rum punch?
Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?
What's your take on fidgeting?
What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?
Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?
Who controls the music in the car?
What's the best Scorsese movie?
Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?
Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?
I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
How do you feel about Iowa?
Should I always ask you about your day?
How long can we talk about politics?
We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?
If I'm a starving artist, do we have a chance?
To what extent should our interests overlap?
What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?
Beatles or Stones?
Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?
Can I eat garlic?
If your dad has a sweet business, can/should you have him hook me up?
Does having many jobs on my resume look good or bad?
Do you want to hear me talk about my (awesome) job?
Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
When should a guy use gel in his hair?
When are athletic socks acceptable?
How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
Who pays for contraception?
Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
How much should I tip the waiter?
Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?
You're my boss, and you're hot. Where can we go from here?
When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...
What should be manscaped?
What type of body is best for a guy?
Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?
How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?
What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
When does sexual history come up?
Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: I'd rather he be interesting than be a marathoner
Muscles, but not muscular.
- Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?
- What's your take on fidgeting?
- She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?
- What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?
- How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?
- When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...
- What should be manscaped?
- What type of body is best for a guy?
Her answer: Romantic walk on the beach
I'd also take a nice long walk through the city.
- What do you think of guys who cook?
- When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
- During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
- In matters of heart a guy should be:
- When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
- How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
- If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
- What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
- Who pays for contraception?
- When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: Tattoos are sexy; just make sure they're good
I like tattoos on a guy, but they're not a requirement.
- For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
- I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
- Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
- Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
- Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
- When should a guy use gel in his hair?
- When are athletic socks acceptable?
- What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
- What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
Her answer: Always a good look
I love a man who can grill.
- What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
- When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
- During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
- In matters of heart a guy should be:
- When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
- How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
- If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
- What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
- Who pays for contraception?
- When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: Anything, as long as it's not loud and messy
As long as I can have a bite. :)
- What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
- What do you think of guys who cook?
- During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
- In matters of heart a guy should be:
- When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
- How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
- If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
- What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
- Who pays for contraception?
- When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: Plays it cool, but is clear about his interest
No reason to settle until you find someone worth it.
- What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
- What do you think of guys who cook?
- When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
- In matters of heart a guy should be:
- When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
- How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
- If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
- What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
- Who pays for contraception?
- When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: Cool-headed
If everyone were reasonable, there'd be less fighting.
- What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
- What do you think of guys who cook?
- When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
- During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
- When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
- How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
- If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
- What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
- Who pays for contraception?
- When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: Taking in the beauty of the world, me included.
Staring is creepy.
- What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
- What do you think of guys who cook?
- When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
- During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
- In matters of heart a guy should be:
- How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
- If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
- What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
- Who pays for contraception?
- When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: Big party
Big, casual house party.
- Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?
- Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:
- Eggnog or rum punch?
- How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?
- Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?
- We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?
- How much should I tip the waiter?
- Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?
Her answer: The thought.
A boyfriend gave me $100 in cash one year. Then asked for $5 to go to Taco Bell on the way home.
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: Why not?
If the stranger is hot?
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: Of course
Nothing like meeting all the people you've heard stories about!
- What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?
- Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:
- Eggnog or rum punch?
- How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?
- Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?
- We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?
- How much should I tip the waiter?
- Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?
Her answer: Overdress
We'll be the hottest people at the party, regardless.
- When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?
- I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
- Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
- Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
- Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
- When should a guy use gel in his hair?
- When are athletic socks acceptable?
- What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
- What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
Her answer: A few years into the relationship
It depends on when the in-laws start giving you gifts or after being part of a family vacation.
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: Same
And there's no trying. We will sleep in the same bed.
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: little too big?
I'd rather try on something too big and look silly than the other way around.
- What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?
- What's the best Scorsese movie?
- How do you feel about Iowa?
- To what extent should our interests overlap?
- Beatles or Stones?
- Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?
- How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?
Her answer: Lame
Lame, but kissable.
- What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?
- Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?
- Eggnog or rum punch?
- How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?
- Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?
- We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?
- How much should I tip the waiter?
- Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?
Her answer: Rum punch
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- What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?
- Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?
- Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:
- How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?
- Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?
- We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?
- How much should I tip the waiter?
- Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?
Her answer: Your feet wash themselves.
Unless I'm in the shower with you, then wash your feet.
- How much gym time is right for a guy?
- What's your take on fidgeting?
- She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?
- What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?
- How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?
- When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...
- What should be manscaped?
- What type of body is best for a guy?
Her answer: Hardly a habit
I can't stop playing with my hair, so I'll give a little on this one.
- How much gym time is right for a guy?
- Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?
- She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?
- What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?
- How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?
- When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...
- What should be manscaped?
- What type of body is best for a guy?
Her answer: “Booooooring.”
Ugh.
- I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:
- What's the best Scorsese movie?
- How do you feel about Iowa?
- To what extent should our interests overlap?
- Beatles or Stones?
- Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?
- How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?
Her answer: Honesty
Please.
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: Not at all
Sometimes you just have to work with what you've got, like some vodka and a two-liter of Squirt.
- What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?
- Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?
- Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:
- Eggnog or rum punch?
- Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?
- We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?
- How much should I tip the waiter?
- Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?
Her answer: Full democracy
If we're in the car for any great distance, hopefully we know what the other person can tolerate.
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: Goodfellas
I think I've seen this one.
- I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:
- What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?
- How do you feel about Iowa?
- To what extent should our interests overlap?
- Beatles or Stones?
- Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?
- How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?
Her answer: Why wouldn't it be?
Why wouldn't it be in the event of an emergency?
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: Show her your moves
Have fun.
- How much gym time is right for a guy?
- Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?
- What's your take on fidgeting?
- What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?
- How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?
- When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...
- What should be manscaped?
- What type of body is best for a guy?
Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
Yes, but then don't bitch at her when you realize you have opposite schedules.
- What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?
- Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?
- Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:
- Eggnog or rum punch?
- How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?
- We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?
- How much should I tip the waiter?
- Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?
Her answer: Depends how much you have in savings
Hopefully you can take care of yourself.
- When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?
- For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
- Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
- Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
- Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
- When should a guy use gel in his hair?
- When are athletic socks acceptable?
- What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
- What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
Her answer: Hate it.
I've never been to Iowa!
- I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:
- What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?
- What's the best Scorsese movie?
- To what extent should our interests overlap?
- Beatles or Stones?
- Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?
- How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?
Her answer: Not necessary.
I'll let you know if something ridiculous happened.
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: Thirty minutes.
And not first thing in the morning, please.
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: Finish it.
Finish mine, too.
- What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?
- Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?
- Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:
- Eggnog or rum punch?
- How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?
- Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?
- How much should I tip the waiter?
- Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?
Her answer: If you are TALENTED starving artist.
I have a 'no musicians' rule, but I'd be willing to try an artist.
Her answer: I'm interested in what DOESN'T overlap.
If I wanted to date me, I'd stay home.
- I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:
- What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?
- What's the best Scorsese movie?
- How do you feel about Iowa?
- Beatles or Stones?
- Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?
- How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?
Her answer: When I'm next to you.
No musky ones.
- How much gym time is right for a guy?
- Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?
- What's your take on fidgeting?
- She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?
- How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?
- When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...
- What should be manscaped?
- What type of body is best for a guy?
Her answer: Beatles
-)
- I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:
- What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?
- What's the best Scorsese movie?
- How do you feel about Iowa?
- To what extent should our interests overlap?
- Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?
- How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?
Her answer: It's all in good fun
Yes, and please point out mine.
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: Once a week
That's how much I talk to mine.
- How much gym time is right for a guy?
- Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?
- What's your take on fidgeting?
- She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?
- What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?
- When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...
- What should be manscaped?
- What type of body is best for a guy?
Her answer: The more garlic, the better.
I love garlic.
Her answer: Maybe?
We'd have to let my dad be the judge of that.
Her answer: Good!
We're not our parents. We switch positions all the time.
Her answer: Let me be the judge of your awesomeness
Sure. I'll be nice about telling you when I'm bored.
Her answer: The lady.
And guys should notice and comment!
- When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?
- For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
- I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
- Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
- Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
- When should a guy use gel in his hair?
- When are athletic socks acceptable?
- What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
- What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
Her answer: Depends where you're going
Depends on how cute your jeans are and how well your blazer fits you. But, I love this look.
- When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?
- For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
- I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
- Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
- Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
- When should a guy use gel in his hair?
- When are athletic socks acceptable?
- What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
- What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
Her answer: Yes, it shows style.
Wallets stuffed with a bunch of crap make you look pathetic. What are you holdinging in there??
- When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?
- For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
- I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
- Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
- Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
- When should a guy use gel in his hair?
- When are athletic socks acceptable?
- What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
- What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
Her answer: Depends on his style.
This is fine because some guys need it. Just don't make me late for dinner looking at your hair.
- When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?
- For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
- I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
- Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
- Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
- Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
- When are athletic socks acceptable?
- What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
- What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
Her answer: Whenever
I'm assuming these athletic socks are cute and somewhat clean.
- When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?
- For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
- I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
- Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
- Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
- Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
- When should a guy use gel in his hair?
- What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
- What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
Her answer: Let's sneak away gracefully
Let's sneak away gracefully and Google each other, then maybe we'll talk again.
- What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
- What do you think of guys who cook?
- When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
- During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
- In matters of heart a guy should be:
- When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
- If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
- What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
- Who pays for contraception?
- When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: FALSE
This depends on the guy.
- What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
- What do you think of guys who cook?
- When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
- During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
- In matters of heart a guy should be:
- When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
- How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
- What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
- Who pays for contraception?
- When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: Just don't cheat.
There's usually still something good about someone even after you've broken up.
- What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
- What do you think of guys who cook?
- When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
- During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
- In matters of heart a guy should be:
- When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
- How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
- If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
- Who pays for contraception?
- When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: Split
You've gotta have that stuff everywhere.
- What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
- What do you think of guys who cook?
- When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
- During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
- In matters of heart a guy should be:
- When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
- How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
- If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
- What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
- When does sexual history come up?
Her answer: Yes, but no lap dances.
Guys like strip clubs. Guys like porn. Big deal.
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
This is especially good if the story shows how stupid she is. ;)
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?
Her answer: Twenty percent
Why does the question say 'waiter'?
- What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?
- Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?
- Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:
- Eggnog or rum punch?
- How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?
- Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?
- We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?
- Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?
Her answer: No.
I think this is ok at breakfast when we're both groggy and you're reading the New York Times.
- What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?
- Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?
- Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:
- Eggnog or rum punch?
- How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?
- Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?
- We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?
- How much should I tip the waiter?
Her answer: No can do. Pens OUT of company ink.
Yuck.
Her answer: Dead-on.
No reason to be ashamed.
- How much gym time is right for a guy?
- Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?
- What's your take on fidgeting?
- She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?
- What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?
- How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?
- What should be manscaped?
- What type of body is best for a guy?
Her answer: Your hairy private parts.
The thought of a hair back isn't pleasant, but the thought of a stubbly back is worse.
- How much gym time is right for a guy?
- Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?
- What's your take on fidgeting?
- She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?
- What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?
- How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?
- When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...
- What type of body is best for a guy?
Her answer: Doesn't matter.
I've learned that I don't really have a type.
- How much gym time is right for a guy?
- Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?
- What's your take on fidgeting?
- She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?
- What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?
- How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?
- When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...
- What should be manscaped?
Her answer: Yes, it’s like understanding another universe.
However, I have 3 Frank Miller tattoos.
- I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:
- What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?
- What's the best Scorsese movie?
- How do you feel about Iowa?
- To what extent should our interests overlap?
- Beatles or Stones?
- How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?
Her answer: Couple months
And do we split the cost at first? I never understand how that is supposed to go.
- I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:
- What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?
- What's the best Scorsese movie?
- How do you feel about Iowa?
- To what extent should our interests overlap?
- Beatles or Stones?
- Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?
Her answer: Beard
This also depends on the guy. Some guys cut your face with their stupid stubble.
- When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?
- For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
- I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
- Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
- Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
- Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
- When should a guy use gel in his hair?
- When are athletic socks acceptable?
- What kind of underwear is best on a guy?
Her answer: Boxer briefs
I have a thing for asses.
- When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?
- For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?
- I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?
- Who should be wearing sexy underwear?
- Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?
- Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?
- When should a guy use gel in his hair?
- When are athletic socks acceptable?
- What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?
Her answer: First date
I talk about sex a lot though.
- What's your version of fun outdoor activities?
- What do you think of guys who cook?
- When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?
- During the courtship phase I like a guy who:
- In matters of heart a guy should be:
- When the two of you are together his eyes should be:
- How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?
- If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?
- What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?
- Who pays for contraception?
Her answer: Yes
I Google everyone though, even people who respond to something I'm selling on Craigslist.
- For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?
- If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?
- When do in-law gifts become a standard?
- If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?
- Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?
- Who controls the music in the car?
- Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?
- Should I always ask you about your day?
- How long can we talk about politics?
- Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?
- Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?
- We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?