
Britt Ancell / 26, New York, NY
I love little Lanvin frocks, file folders, and France; pandas, not so much.

Traditional Cuba Libre
Her answer: Your feet wash themselves.
They're in soap and water for like, 15 minutes straight. That's good enough.
Her answer: Hardly a habit
It's a totally subconscious thing. Never notice it.
Her answer: “Booooooring.”
If it's a passionate debate, cool. If it's a 'civilized' debate, yuck.
Her answer: Can you not be pleasant and honest?
I'm looking for that balance. Learn to spin everything nicely.
Her answer: Not at all
Nice skill, but that's what bars are made for.
Her answer: Full democracy
Definitely take requests, but feel free to throw out your best mix.
Her answer: None of these
Uh, not a huge Scorsese fan. Dudes in gangs are generally not interesting to me.
Her answer: Use your finger
No way. No how. Toothbrushes are completely sacred.
Her answer: Show her your moves
Bust 'em out, even the worm!
Her answer: It is possible, but not recommended.
Ugh. At work, not a great idea. Might as well go for the stripper, too.
Her answer: Depends how hard you're trying to find a job
Life isn't about a job; it's about being happy. Be a bum if that's what makes you tick.
Her answer: Hate it.
Meh. It's not on my list of priorities to visit or anything.
Her answer: It's mandatory, every day.
Isn't this just a nice way to start a conversation?
Her answer: Thirty minutes.
If you have something to say, say it.
Her answer: Finish it.
Every last drop, baby.
Her answer: If you are TALENTED starving artist.
It's all about the passion. If you're excited about waking up in the morning, I'm in.
Her answer: We should be teaching each other.
It's great to have lots in common, but you need to have stuff to talk about.
Her answer: When I'm next to you.
Love to smell something super dark and sexy on a guy; it's mysterious.
Her answer: Stones
Nothing beats Mick. Even Octopus's Garden.
Her answer: Totally unacceptable
I'm a grammar freak, but it's kind of a dick move to call somebody on their apostrophe use.
Her answer: Once a week
Especially if you call her. Boys who do a mom check-in are sweetness.
Her answer: The more garlic, the better.
One of my great loves. Totally need someone to share.
Her answer: Of course!
Life is all about who you know. Maximize those connections!
Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
Whatever, a Renaissance Man is nice sometimes.
Her answer: Talk about your other interests first
If it's what you're passionate about, talk away...
Her answer: The lady.
There's sexy underwear for men? Like, thongs?!?
Her answer: Depends where you're going
This is ok for work, but it's generally too in-between styles to be good.
Her answer: Yes, it shows style.
The devil's in the details...
Her answer: Depends on his style.
I'm more of a pomade girl, but whatever works.
Her answer: Whenever
Socks are boring anyway.
Her answer: Let's sneak away gracefully
No need to make it into something it's not.
Her answer: TRUE
Just a tiny snip, snip.
Her answer: Keep the exes in the past.
Always so awkward.
Her answer: Split
I'm not asking you to get a vasectomy.
Her answer: I want to see pretty much everything
Music and religious views are kinda up there.
Her answer: Yes, but no lap dances.
And lap dances too! I'll come along.
Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
Unless it's about something kinky. Do not share.
Her answer: Twenty percent
Seriously. Don't be stingy.
Her answer: No can do. Pens OUT of company ink.
Seriously a HUGE recipe for disaster.
Her answer: Twenty percent less.
In the case of a serious relationship, it's better to be a virgin than a whore.
Her answer: Your hairy neck & back.
Can't hang with a hairy back. Ever.
Her answer: Muscly and cut.
Brad Pitt in Fight Club. Done.
Her answer: Yes, it’s like understanding another universe.
Some of the best modern narratives come from comic books. It's totally a valid art-form.
Her answer: Couple months
Can you stand her? Do you hang out a lot? Do it. Everybody needs a little time away.
Her answer: Stubble
A little shadow, but not so much that kissing sucks.
Her answer: Boxer briefs
Mmm. Such a perfect look.
Her answer: Once we’re ‘serious’
I feel like this is when you're ready for the gory details.
Her answer: No
I'd rather learn about him through conversation. Pre-loaded dates are boring.
Her answer: Over
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE OF OUR TIME!
Her answer: Daily
Twice daily?
Her answer: If a guy says/thinks this, he’s an idiot
Frat boy logic. Although the comraderie is commendable.
Her answer: 2 days
Turned inside-out, preferably.
Her answer: Depends
How long did they date? Why did they break up? Sooooo circumstantial.
Her answer: If you love your girl, tell her.
Seriously, why bottle up that juiciness?
Her answer: Get thee to an ATM after a massive apology.
Massive apology not necessary. They still print cash?
Her answer: Unnecessary
Whatever makes you happy...
Her answer: Hilarious
Although it's all downhill from 40 Year Old Virgin.
Her answer: Books
... although literature is preferable.
Her answer: Yep
Where else are you going to get it? The newspaper?
Her answer: Less cool
I'm of the belief that even professional comedians aren't funny doing stand up. Proceed with caution
Her answer: A good way to have lots of great stories
And absolutely mandatory.
Her answer: Yes
Just learn to work it in to natural convo.
Her answer: Ice cream and taquitos
...and frozen M&Ms.
Her answer: 1st
Gropey tongue is not ok.
Her answer: Somewhat
If I ask, say you like it.
Her answer: Never
Unless you yell 'Bless Me'.
Her answer: First come, first served.
And no holding awkwardness. You can step out before me...
Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
Nothing classier than dinner + good convo.
Her answer: A night on the town.
But only the high-class strip club will do.
Her answer: Brunch!
Cheesy, greasy, fatty.
Her answer: 2 good
NOTHING is worse than a bad drink.
Her answer: 2 good
NOTHING is worse than a bad drink.
Her answer: No, that makes you a loser.
I'll buy my own shots, and not be required to talk to you.
Her answer: Remove the soiled piece of clothing. Party on.
Clothes are replaceable. NBD.
Her answer: True
Although, maybe just stick liquor with liquor?
Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
Um.
Her answer: Liquor, straight up
Mmmm. But only in a tumbler, no martinis.
Her answer: Not really
As long as he's happy & fulfilled.
Her answer: No
Titles are bullshit.
Her answer: Equal
I HATE not being able to pay for my own dinner.
Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
Nobody looks good bombed in front of the boss.
Her answer: Put together a list of your recent accomplishments.
Ammo's good, but confidence is the key.
Her answer: Bring friends to make things more comfortable.
Option 4: Stay home.
Her answer: Phone
So I can screen your call & decide if I like you...
Her answer: Overdress
Doesn't hurt to show a little sartorial love...
Her answer: Every time
Is there a hidden Sex Panther quote in there?
Her answer: Stupid
Two collars to pop? No thanks.
Her answer: Out
Meh. I prefer slipping on the BF's slouchies.
Her answer: Slacks
Socks should be a non-issue.
Her answer: Out
Ugh. Super ugh.
Her answer: I’d prefer he focus on more important issues
But knowledge of Trovata's latest line is a MAJOR plus...
Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
What's Mom got to do with it?
Her answer: Weird
Stalker-y?
Her answer: Yes
Biology does crazy things...
Her answer: Smart
Teach me.
Her answer: I don’t care
He just has to be ok with my love for heels...
Her answer: A turn-off
Unless you're Sean Connery.
Her answer: One
If it's going well, why wait?