Don Q LadyData
The Female Perspective

Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?

Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Do a scrub head to toe. 5 minutes with soap, water, wash cloth.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on fidgeting?

Her answer: Intensely annoying
What are you hiding?

Other questions from Dude 101 What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?

Her answer: “Booooooring.”
Crickets.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?

Her answer: Can you not be pleasant and honest?
Don't be dumb and don't lie. Use your brain.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?

Her answer: Not at all
I don't want to know you are that familiar with booze.

Other questions from Nightlife Who controls the music in the car?

Her answer: Full democracy
If you're a bad DJ, I get full rights.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best Scorsese movie?

Her answer: Goodfellas
An era like no other.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?

Her answer: Use your finger
Hell NO. Germs.

Other questions from Mr. Manners She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?

Her answer: Show her your moves
What are you working with?

Other questions from Dude 101 Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?

Her answer: It is possible, but not recommended.
Tacky. Are you desperate?

Other questions from Nightlife I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?

Her answer: Two weeks
Get a job, any job, just make money.

Other questions from Style How do you feel about Iowa?

Her answer: Love it.
Where?

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Should I always ask you about your day?

Her answer: Not necessary.
Don't ask unless you want me to rehash all my aggression.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How long can we talk about politics?

Her answer: Thirty minutes.
Don't depress me with topics that are a lost cause.

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?

Her answer: Finish it.
No wasting!

Other questions from Nightlife If I'm a starving artist, do we have a chance?

Her answer: If you are TALENTED starving artist.
I need to see potential.

Other questions from Success To what extent should our interests overlap?

Her answer: Doesn't matter.
Separate minds but love conquers all.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?

Her answer: When I'm close to you.
Don't kill me, I'm sensitive.

Other questions from Dude 101 Beatles or Stones?

Her answer: Beatles
Europe rocks!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?

Her answer: Totally unacceptable
Tacky. Who are you?

Other questions from Mr. Manners How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?

Her answer: Once a week
A check-in is respectful.

Other questions from Dude 101 Can I eat garlic?

Her answer: Why not?
Yummy. Just brush or use gum and mints after.

Other questions from Success If your dad has a sweet business, can/should you have him hook me up?

Her answer: Maybe?
Are you a businessman or a lame-o?

Other questions from Success Does having many jobs on my resume look good or bad?

Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
Upward movement or same level slides?

Other questions from Success Do you want to hear me talk about my (awesome) job?

Her answer: Let me be the judge of your awesomeness
Sure. As long as you're making money, it's awesome to me.

Other questions from Success Who should be wearing sexy underwear?

Her answer: The lady.
Surprises are in store for good boys.

Other questions from Style Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?

Her answer: Sure, go for it.
A+ for effort.

Other questions from Style Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?

Her answer: Nah, doesn't matter.
As long as money is there, we're good.

Other questions from Style When should a guy use gel in his hair?

Her answer: Depends on his style.
A little product to keep the frizzys down.

Other questions from Style When are athletic socks acceptable?

Her answer: Whenever
I love to steal your comfy sports socks.

Other questions from Style How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?

Her answer: A tender embrace
A little sweetness to neutralize the salty.

Other questions from Dating If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?

Her answer: FALSE
Natural is fine with me.

Other questions from Dating What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?

Her answer: Keep the exes in the past.
Those chickenheads better stay away!

Other questions from Dating Who pays for contraception?

Her answer: Split
You should be prepared, but I will ALWAYS be also just in case.

Other questions from Dating How intensely do you Facebook stalk?

Her answer: I look at every picture
I can get lots of information from your page.

Other questions from Dating Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?

Her answer: Yes, but no lap dances.
Those girls better not get too close and don't enjoy it too much.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?

Her answer: Yes.
Sure. I want to know who's calling you, too.

Other questions from Nightlife You're my boss, and you're hot. Where can we go from here?

Her answer: Let’s do this, but keep it quiet.
Keep it on the DL regardless. Loose lips sink ships.

Other questions from Success When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...

Her answer: We're all a bunch of liars.
Sometimes you forget people on purpose.

Other questions from Dude 101 What should be manscaped?

Her answer: Leave it natural.
Hair is natural.

Other questions from Dude 101 What type of body is best for a guy?

Her answer: Bigger than me.
Please be bigger.

Other questions from Dude 101 Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?

Her answer: Ummm, no. Comic books are for children.
Please read a real book.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?

Her answer: Doesn’t matter
Sweep me off my feet.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?

Her answer: Clean shaven
I like it fresh.

Other questions from Style What kind of underwear is best on a guy?

Her answer: Boxer briefs
Hopefully you are packing so you need a little support.

Other questions from Style When does sexual history come up?

Her answer: First date
Let's see how open you are.

Other questions from Dating Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?

Her answer: Yes
I love to investigate.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: Somewhat
I know you probably have more important things to notice about me - like the striptease I'm doing.

Other questions from Mr. Manners I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Research! Talk to recruiters, friends, and colleagues.
Be proactive and thoughtful - make sure you've got ammo before you go to war.

Other questions from Success Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Under
I like under, tee hee. No reason why really.

Other questions from Dude 101 How frequently do you think guys look at porn?

Her answer: Daily
We know you like girls with big boobs & butts.

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: There’s a time and a place
Some girls are trouble and need to be kicked to the curb.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: 3 days
We understand you don't have the same issues we do. No biggie.

Other questions from Dude 101 My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: Immediately
You can always try, doesn't mean she'll oblige.

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
You can tell if you want or not. No big deal.

Other questions from Dude 101 I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Get thee to an ATM after a massive apology.
It happens, just make sure you DO have money in your account.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Indispensable
Power to the people!!!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Hilarious
It's a man thing. I don't judge or profess to understand.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Anything at all
You use your brain. Score!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Yep
Jon Stewart is the best.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: Cooler
I never knew you were into the arts : )

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Travel to a foreign country is...

Her answer: A good way to have lots of great stories
A good perspective comes from life experiences.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: No
I'm very interested to hear about your life experiences.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Water is enough
Water is fine. I don't expect food.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: 1st
Tease, tease, tease, build up, save the fireworks for later.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: Not at all
Men hate short hair, I wouldn't cut mine.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Never
I don't want to know.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: You do.
Men, open the doors for your lady. It'll knock her socks off.

Other questions from Mr. Manners My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?

Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
Double date!

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: A night on the town.
A great steak, great drink, great cigar, great music, good loving. What more could you want?

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Not getting super drunk.
I have no solution to this, nothing works anymore : (

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 2 good
2 good = fun, 4 bad = hangover.

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: Yes. But they’re just using you.
If you don't care that girls use you, you will attract girls who see how well you treat others.

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Remove the soiled piece of clothing. Party on.
Nothing wrong with shedding layers and getting comfortable.

Other questions from Nightlife Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: Neither
Never mix!

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
Relax, kick back.

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Liquor, straight up
Some smooth liquor on the rocks is very masculine.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Not really
As long as you bring home the bacon, we're comrades.

Other questions from Success Does my title matter?

Her answer: No
I don't care about titles. I'll adopt my own.

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Equal
At least equal or able to carry his half. I CANNOT and WILL NOT carry you.

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Yes, it’s a must.
Unfortunately people bond while they are relaxed, and liquor does the trick.

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Secure interviews at other competitive firms.
Always have a plan B.

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Bring friends to make things more comfortable.
Friends can be great wingmen to help out the cause.

Other questions from Success How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: In person
Doesn't really matter but it would be cute to see the excitement in your face.

Other questions from Dating First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Overdress
There is no such thing as a man overdressing.

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: Never
I can dig a mustache that is clean and groomed. No leftover food or boogers please. Ew.

Other questions from Style Two polos at once?

Her answer: Insane
One polo, one white undershirt.

Other questions from Style Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: Out
PLEASE DO NOT wear pants tighter than mine. Gross.

Other questions from Style Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Who cares?
I love you for who you are, not the color of your socks (duh).

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: Out
Men, stick to a round or square toe.

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: I’d prefer he focus on more important issues
As long as he can put together jeans and a tee-shirt we will survive.

Other questions from Style Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?

Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
As long as each lady has her space and it is respected.

Other questions from Dating Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?

Her answer: Romantic
So you HAVE been scoping me out. I thought so!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: Maybe?
It's possible to see potential early, I just need a further inspection to be 100% sure.

Other questions from Dating I prefer guys that are...

Her answer: Successful
Whether you're a garbage man or CEO, have aspirations.

Other questions from Dude 101 I like guys that are...

Her answer: I don’t care
Personality, personality, personality. Your height doesn't determine your mind.

Other questions from Dating Bald spots are...

Her answer: Not a problem
Great personality, good hygiene, financially stable - bald spots are irrelevant.

Other questions from Dating How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: One
It's not a bad thing to test the waters early in the game.

Other questions from Style Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?

Her answer: Buzz off - I'm already in a relationship
Good girls go FAST! If you find one, lock her down quick or someone else will.

Other questions from Dating How do you feel about falling in love?

Her answer: I like to just let it happen
Letting things happen in your life organically can save you from the bad & open you to the good.

Other questions from Dating How important is a sense of humor?

Her answer: Very important
Laughing extends your life. Laugh it up!

Other questions from Dating How important is it that your partner be willing and able to participate in meaningful philosophical conversations?

Her answer: Somewhat important
You must be equal to me mentally or in my time of need I won't feel comfortable coming to you.

Other questions from Dating If you like someone a lot, do you usually ask them out?

Her answer: No
It's rare that I actually notice or take interest in the opposite sex. You have to catch my eye.

Other questions from Dating Do you Google someone before a first date?

Her answer: No. Why spoil the mystery?
Let the person give you their version of themselves, THEN research to verify they're telling truth.

Other questions from Dating If a potential mate is overweight, is that a deal-breaker?

Her answer: No.
As a society we have to begin to accept imperfect people because then we accept oursevles.

Other questions from Dating Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?

Her answer: No way!
The past is the past for a reason. No going back & re-living the old days.

Other questions from Dating What's worse on a first date?

Her answer: Nothing to talk about
Wow. There's so much to talk to about. If we have no chemistry, we have no future.

Other questions from Dating How are you most likely to show your partner you care?

Her answer: Touch: Give them a hug, massage or kiss
No surprises here. Men want physical attention #1 over ANYTHING!

Other questions from Dating Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of their exes (as a friend)?

Her answer: No
The past is the past. MOVE ON!

Other questions from Dating Would you be willing to date someone who plays video games almost every day, for at least 2 hours?

Her answer: Yes, but I would not play that much.
As long as I get my QT, it doesn't bother me what my partner does for fun (legally).

Other questions from Dating How important is it to you that your partner smell good?

Her answer: I just don't care...at all
As long as partner doesn't stink I'm okay. Expensive colognes aren't required.

Other questions from Dating Have you ever been in love?

Her answer: Yes
Puppy, teenage love is a beautiful but dangerous thing.

Other questions from Dating In a serious relationship, do you feel it's important to keep your significant other informed of the details of your day-to-day life?

Her answer: Some
I like to inquire on their day to day & inform them of mine to see if they might overlap somewhere.

Other questions from Dating Would you ever date or mess around with a good friend's ex?

Her answer: No
Too many fish in the sea to waste time on a friend's sloppy seconds.

Other questions from Dating Would you get upset if your significant other flirted in front of you?

Her answer: Yes
If you flirt in front of me, you are FIRED immediately!

Other questions from Dating Which would you rather be?

Her answer: Normal
Being normal makes life easier. Society doesn't accept independent thinkers too well.

Other questions from Dude 101 When men show extra courtesy toward women (opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc.), this is:

Her answer: Admirable and desirable – chivalry's not dead.
Extra courtesy goes a LONG way : )

Other questions from Mr. Manners Which of the following types of intelligence do you most value?

Her answer: Social/interpersonal
Being able to communicate & articulate your thoughts shows you are advanced mentally.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise