Emily Woolf / 26, Brooklyn, NY
I'm a whole lot of contradictions rolled up into a petite, outspoken lady.

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Emily Woolf's Profile Details

  • Hometown: Rural
  • Relationship status: Single
  • Hair Color: Brunette
  • Level of education: College
  • Cash flow: Comfortable
  • Mode of transportation: Taxi
  • Work: Career
  • Current living situation: Roommates
  • Outlook: Realist
  • Politics: No Thanks
  • Religion: Great Mystery
  • Socialization: Outgoing
  • Intravenous temperature: Hot-Blooded
  • Time to get ready: Less than 15 minutes
  • Intensity: Driven
  • Applicable stereotypes: Nerdy,Hipster,Fashionista
  • Makeup stance: Just a little
  • Hang Out: Neighborhood Bar
  • Flavor of humor: Goofy
  • Her food: 3/5 from strict vegan(1) to meat loving(5)
  • I am a...: 3/5 from nice girl(1) to bad girl(5)
  • Kind of guy she goes for: Intense
  • Dating style: Plays the Field

Emily Woolf's favorite drink

Mojito

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Questions Emily Woolf has answered:

How much gym time is right for a guy?

Her answer: As much as he needs to keep up with me
I'm too young to be ok with a big gut.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your version of fun outdoor activities?

Her answer: An invigorating hike
It's a fun, full day activity.

Other questions from Dating
When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?

Her answer: Ex-girlfriend's name
I don't want to have to be reminded of your past when you're naked.

Other questions from Style What do you think of guys who cook?

Her answer: He just better be good at it
Don't tell me you're a good cook if you make nachos.

Other questions from Dating
When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?

Her answer: Anything, as long as it's not loud and messy
Eat whatever you want, but put a napkin on your lap and keep your elbows off the table.

Other questions from Dating
During the courtship phase I like a guy who:

Her answer: Plays it cool, but is clear about his interest
Don't scare me off with too much, don't push me away with too little.

Other questions from Dating
In matters of heart a guy should be:

Her answer: Cool-headed
But care.

Other questions from Dating
When the two of you are together his eyes should be:

Her answer: Taking in the beauty of the world, me included.
As long as your not gawking at the girl next me, I really dont care.

Other questions from Dating
Are flowers still appreciated?

Her answer: Yes.
But better when you get them unexpectedly.

Other questions from Dating
How long before jewelry is a required gift?

Her answer: Never.
Never required, but always loved.

Other questions from Dating
Are you still thinking about your ex on this Valentine's Day?

Her answer: No.
i'm hoping to God the guy I'm with does something good. No time to think about the ex.

Other questions from Dating
Is it sleazy to pick up lonely single ladies on Valentine's Day?

Her answer: Nope.
You're not doing anything wrong, in fact they'll probably love the attention.

Other questions from Dating
My lady claims she doesn't care about Valentine's Day. Is this a trap?

Her answer: Yes.
When a girl says that, at least get her flowers.

Other questions from Dating
Regarding the gift of lingerie...

Her answer: Cool.
Every girl likes to feel a little naughty.

Other questions from Dating
We've been dating for a week, and I surprise you with a weekend get-away in the country. Is that...

Her answer: Romantic.
Sure, a getaway is always nice.

Other questions from Dating
Is Valentine's Day a good day for a first date?

Her answer: No.
it's the most unmasculine and cheesy thing you could do.

Other questions from Dating
Is Valentine's Day a good day for a first date?

Her answer: No.
it's the most unmasculine and cheesy thing you could do.

Other questions from Dating
What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?

Her answer: Fancy dinner
A really long dinner that takes hours with a good size group of people.

Other questions from Nightlife For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?

Her answer: The thought.
I want to see how well you know me.

Other questions from Mr. Manners If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?

Her answer: No.
I'm just not like that.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?

Her answer: No, thanks
Only if it's really serious.

Other questions from Nightlife For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Overdress
It's new years... go crazy!

Other questions from Style When do in-law gifts become a standard?

Her answer: Immediately after dating
If you're spending the holidays with them, bring something... anything.

Other questions from Mr. Manners If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?

Her answer: Same
But it all depends on your parents.

Other questions from Mr. Manners I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:

Her answer: little too big?
It's much better to have to go back to get a smaller size.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:

Her answer: Cute
Old time traditions = cute.

Other questions from Nightlife Eggnog or rum punch?

Her answer: Eggnog
Honestly neither, but i'll have a sip to be festive.

Other questions from Nightlife Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?

Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Boys are dirty, please wash everything.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on fidgeting?

Her answer: Intensely annoying
But I am totally a fidgeter.

Other questions from Dude 101 What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?

Her answer: “Ooh, sexy.”
Just don't go overboard.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?

Her answer: Can you not be pleasant and honest?
I know it might be tough, but I believe in you.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?

Her answer: Not at all
We can go out for those.

Other questions from Nightlife Who controls the music in the car?

Her answer: Full democracy
I don't like decisions, but sometimes I crave some good pop music for a party in my seat.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best Scorsese movie?

Her answer: The Departed
But Gangs of New York comes in a close second.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?

Her answer: Use your finger
It's a toss up, it grosses me out but sometimes it's necessary.

Other questions from Mr. Manners She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?

Her answer: Show her your moves
If you've got em.

Other questions from Dude 101 Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?

Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
Be subtle, this is a very public setting.

Other questions from Nightlife I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?

Her answer: Depends how much you have in savings
Money issues put strain on a relationship, so let's try and avoid those.

Other questions from Style How do you feel about Iowa?

Her answer: Love it.
Sure?

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Should I always ask you about your day?

Her answer: It's mandatory, every day.
Make me feel like you care, every day, every minute, every second... shouldn't be too hard.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How long can we talk about politics?

Her answer: Thirty minutes.
If it's a good conversation we can keep it going.

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?

Her answer: Ditch it.
Much classier than chugging it.

Other questions from Nightlife If I'm a starving artist, do we have a chance?

Her answer: No chance, sorry!
Sorry guys, I like to eat.

Other questions from Success To what extent should our interests overlap?

Her answer: We should be teaching each other.
I don't want to be in a relationship with myself.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?

Her answer: When I'm close to you.
Keep it subtle if you're going to put anything on.

Other questions from Dude 101 Beatles or Stones?

Her answer: Beatles
I was raised on it, I'm biased.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?

Her answer: It's all in good fun
And it shows me you are well spoken, which I think is hot.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?

Her answer: Once a week
Being close with your mom says a lot about you.

Other questions from Dude 101 Can I eat garlic?

Her answer: Please don't.
You've got every other night to enjoy that delicious stinkyness!

Other questions from Success If your dad has a sweet business, can/should you have him hook me up?

Her answer: Of course!
I love connecting people and if it's family that's even better

Other questions from Success Does having many jobs on my resume look good or bad?

Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
It depends if they are all in the same field, how old you were, and where you were working.

Other questions from Success Do you want to hear me talk about my (awesome) job?

Her answer: Let me be the judge of your awesomeness
If your job really is awesome, I definitely want to hear about it.

Other questions from Success Who should be wearing sexy underwear?

Her answer: The lady.
Keep the boxer briefs simple and clean and you'll be sexy.

Other questions from Style Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?

Her answer: Depends where you're going
How the jeans fit and what the blazer looks like...too many factors in that question.

Other questions from Style Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?

Her answer: Nah, doesn't matter.
Nice? Not particularly, but if it's bad then yes.

Other questions from Style When should a guy use gel in his hair?

Her answer: Depends on his style.
Do what you gotta do just don't use my hair products or talk to me about yours.

Other questions from Style When are athletic socks acceptable?

Her answer: Only when playing sports.
Hence the word atheltic in the name.

Other questions from Style How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?

Her answer: A kiss
A quick peck is nice before we go our separate ways.

Other questions from Dating
If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?

Her answer: TRUE
Keep that shit neat.

Other questions from Dating
What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?

Her answer: Annual calls are okay.
If I'm dating you, then I trust you.

Other questions from Dating
Who pays for contraception?

Her answer: Split
Girls pay for pills, guys pay for condoms.

Other questions from Dating
How intensely do you Facebook stalk?

Her answer: I want to see pretty much everything
Hours upon hours of pure entertainment.

Other questions from Dating
Can I go to a strip club with my buddies?

Her answer: Only for a best friend’s bachelor party.
Bro fests usually contain boobs, so I won't put up a fight.

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?

Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
Just be a good storyteller and it's all kosher.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How much should I tip the waiter?

Her answer: Twenty percent
Standard.

Other questions from Nightlife Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?

Her answer: Yes.
Just try and refrain from over-use during dinner.

Other questions from Nightlife You're my boss, and you're hot. Where can we go from here?

Her answer: No can do. Pens OUT of company ink.
Guaranteed to end badly. 100% money back guarantee.

Other questions from Success When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...

Her answer: We're all a bunch of liars.
If you aren't the one and only we know you don't want to hear the truth.

Other questions from Dude 101 What should be manscaped?

Her answer: Your hairy private parts.
Do you like to go bushwhacking?

Other questions from Dude 101 What type of body is best for a guy?

Her answer: Bigger than me.
And fit, but not a muscle man.

Other questions from Dude 101 Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?

Her answer: Well, only if they've been made into a movie.
I'm not into it but it's still cool.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?

Her answer: Doesn’t matter
If something comes up, go for it.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?

Her answer: Stubble
It has a bad boy, sexy edge about it which is great.

Other questions from Style What kind of underwear is best on a guy?

Her answer: Boxer briefs
Just plain sexy.

Other questions from Style When does sexual history come up?

Her answer: Once we’re ‘serious’
Or once we're drunk enough that I decide to broach the subject.

Other questions from Dating
Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?

Her answer: Yes
That's what the Internets are for...creeping :)

Other questions from Mr. Manners Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Over
This is important! lol

Other questions from Dude 101 Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Over
It rolls better.

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: If a guy says/thinks this, he’s an idiot
Grow up, you're not in high school anymore.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: Seriously?
Sick.

Other questions from Dude 101 My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: Never. It’s guy code.
Below the belt to even think that's an ok idea.

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
I'd be pissed if you didnt tell me, but I wouldn't respect you as much if you did tell me.

Other questions from Dude 101 I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Ask a friend to spot you for the bill, and buy him a drink later.
Look up the restaurant before you go, if it's cash only bring cash...

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Unnecessary
Public broadcasting of what?

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Unnecessary
Public broadcasting of what?

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Hilarious
I like guy humor.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Anything at all
As long as you read (and it's not just playboy).

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Yep
I like smart and witty, just don't repeat everything he said every morning.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: The same
But don't take me.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Travel to a foreign country is...

Her answer: An essential part of growing up
Changes your perspective on life.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: No
It shows me your well traveled, just don't over do it.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Beer is enough
Beer is expected, a fully stocked fridge is shocking and always a nice surprise.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: 1st
1st base if any, and be desecrate. We are not fire hydrants that need to be peed on.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: Somewhat
We know not to expect it, but it is nice when you notice.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Only if you’ve got a legitimate problem
You better laugh about it though.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Only if you’ve got a legitimate problem
In private only....

Other questions from Mr. Manners Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: You do.
Chivalry is not dead, show her that she matters enough to open a door.

Other questions from Mr. Manners My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?

Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
Save up some money and get ready to be the third wheel.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: A night on the town.
Get him drunk and get girls to talk to him.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Brunch!
Bloody Marys and some good greasy food.

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 4 bad
4 when I already know you, 2 good drinks if you want to get to know me better.

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: Yes. But they’re just using you.
And no, do not go and talk to them afterwards.

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Club soda, stat!
How hard is it to drink out of a wine glass?

Other questions from Nightlife Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: Neither
Doesn't matter, if you're on a mission to get drunk you'll probably puke either way.

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: Yes, it’s lame.
I rarely check my coat, is yours really worth that much that you need to check it?

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Liquor, straight up
Liquor says I'm aware that I'm the shit and I don't need to over pronounce my masculinity by crushin

Other questions from Nightlife Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Of course
I want to be interested in what he is doing not repulsed by it.

Other questions from Success Does my title matter?

Her answer: Yes
It's shallow but true, a guys title tells me how career driven and motivated they are.

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Higher
I prefer higher, but equal would suffice. I want to be with someone that is just as motivated as me

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Yes, it’s a must.
People want to help people people. Be a people person.

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Research! Talk to recruiters, friends, and colleagues.
You should never go blindly into a meeting like that.

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Get over it! It’s a necessary evil. Talk to people.
Seeing a guy charm other people is one of the hottest things ever.

Other questions from Success How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: Text
Honestly it doesnt matter at all.

Other questions from Dating
First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Underdress
Over dressed guys look like they are trying too hard and thinking about the date WAY too much.

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: 60% of the time
Scruff is awesome, mustaches are funny for about 2 days.

Other questions from Style Two polos at once?

Her answer: Stupid
Did you steal your clothes from a fraternity laundry room?

Other questions from Style Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: In
It totally depends on the body type. If there is any doubt in your mind, ask a lady, guys!

Other questions from Style Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Who cares?
As long as they aren't neon pink, I really don't think it matters.

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: Out
For me and for him.

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: It’s an absolute must
But I can't deal with a guy that likes clothes more than me. Ew.

Other questions from Style Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: Maybe?
I think lust at first sight can turn into love.

Other questions from Dating
I like guys that are...

Her answer: Taller than me
I'm short, so that shouldn't be a problem.

Other questions from Dating
Bald spots are...

Her answer: A turn-off
Bad genes are not a turn on.

Other questions from Dating
How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: Three
Depends how drunk you get on date 1 and 2.

Other questions from Style Which of these options most closely describes what you're looking for in your next relationship?

Her answer: Someone to go out with
Exert your wit and charmingness so I can take credit with my friends

Other questions from Dating
How do you feel about falling in love?

Her answer: I like to just let it happen
I don't need to fall in love with everyone.

Other questions from Dating
How important is a sense of humor?

Her answer: Very important
Again..wit, humor and cheekiness = key to the beart...or bed.

Other questions from Dating
How important is it that your partner be willing and able to participate in meaningful philosophical conversations?

Her answer: Somewhat important
I can't date anyone that couldn't be on Jeopardy.

Other questions from Dating
If you like someone a lot, do you usually ask them out?

Her answer: Yes
Eventually after I've set the plans in motion with flirting

Other questions from Dating
Do you Google someone before a first date?

Her answer: Yes. Knowledge is power!
Depends on how I met them

Other questions from Dating
If a potential mate is overweight, is that a deal-breaker?

Her answer: Yes, even if they were slightly overweight.
Sorry...a lil coushin' for the pushin' just isn't my thing, but more power to you if it is

Other questions from Dating
Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react?

Her answer: Not thrilled, but go ahead.
Why are you even meeting up?

Other questions from Dating
What's worse on a first date?

Her answer: Nothing to talk about
Deal breaker.

Other questions from Dating
How are you most likely to show your partner you care?

Her answer: Actions: Do something nice (like a date or errand)
Say it and it could be true. Show it and you really mean it.

Other questions from Dating
Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of their exes (as a friend)?

Her answer: No
You've had sex.

Other questions from Dating
Would you be willing to date someone who plays video games almost every day, for at least 2 hours?

Her answer: No.
No explanation necessary. Grow up.

Other questions from Dating
How important is it to you that your partner smell good?

Her answer: Important-ish
Please don't smell like a dirty man balls.

Other questions from Dating
Have you ever been in love?

Her answer: Yes
It's silly to deny it, even if it ended in tears.

Other questions from Dating
In a serious relationship, do you feel it's important to keep your significant other informed of the details of your day-to-day life?

Her answer: Some
Depends on how long you've been together and the nature of the relationship

Other questions from Dating
Would you ever date or mess around with a good friend's ex?

Her answer: No
Please...go back to high school.

Other questions from Dating
Would you get upset if your significant other flirted in front of you?

Her answer: No
If it's only occasionally, I kind of like that he makes me a bit jealous

Other questions from Dating
Which would you rather be?

Her answer: Weird
I don't want to date a guy that wants a normal girl...so I'm probably weird.

Other questions from Dude 101 When men show extra courtesy toward women (opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc.), this is:

Her answer: Admirable and desirable – chivalry's not dead.
Sexy as hell.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Which of the following types of intelligence do you most value?

Her answer: Social/interpersonal
Wit + Charm + Intelligence.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise

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