
Emily Woolf / 26, Brooklyn, NY
I'm a whole lot of contradictions rolled up into a petite, outspoken lady.
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Her answer: As much as he needs to keep up with me
I'm too young to be ok with a big gut.
Her answer: An invigorating hike
It's a fun, full day activity.
Her answer: Ex-girlfriend's name
I don't want to have to be reminded of your past when you're naked.
Her answer: He just better be good at it
Don't tell me you're a good cook if you make nachos.
Her answer: Anything, as long as it's not loud and messy
Eat whatever you want, but put a napkin on your lap and keep your elbows off the table.
Her answer: Plays it cool, but is clear about his interest
Don't scare me off with too much, don't push me away with too little.
Her answer: Cool-headed
But care.
Her answer: Taking in the beauty of the world, me included.
As long as your not gawking at the girl next me, I really dont care.
Her answer: Yes.
But better when you get them unexpectedly.
Her answer: Never.
Never required, but always loved.
Her answer: No.
i'm hoping to God the guy I'm with does something good. No time to think about the ex.
Her answer: Nope.
You're not doing anything wrong, in fact they'll probably love the attention.
Her answer: Yes.
When a girl says that, at least get her flowers.
Her answer: Cool.
Every girl likes to feel a little naughty.
Her answer: Romantic.
Sure, a getaway is always nice.
Her answer: No.
it's the most unmasculine and cheesy thing you could do.
Her answer: No.
it's the most unmasculine and cheesy thing you could do.
Her answer: Fancy dinner
A really long dinner that takes hours with a good size group of people.
Her answer: The thought.
I want to see how well you know me.
Her answer: No.
I'm just not like that.
Her answer: No, thanks
Only if it's really serious.
Her answer: Overdress
It's new years... go crazy!
Her answer: Immediately after dating
If you're spending the holidays with them, bring something... anything.
Her answer: Same
But it all depends on your parents.
Her answer: little too big?
It's much better to have to go back to get a smaller size.
Her answer: Cute
Old time traditions = cute.
Her answer: Eggnog
Honestly neither, but i'll have a sip to be festive.
Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Boys are dirty, please wash everything.
Her answer: Intensely annoying
But I am totally a fidgeter.
Her answer: “Ooh, sexy.”
Just don't go overboard.
Her answer: Can you not be pleasant and honest?
I know it might be tough, but I believe in you.
Her answer: Not at all
We can go out for those.
Her answer: Full democracy
I don't like decisions, but sometimes I crave some good pop music for a party in my seat.
Her answer: The Departed
But Gangs of New York comes in a close second.
Her answer: Use your finger
It's a toss up, it grosses me out but sometimes it's necessary.
Her answer: Show her your moves
If you've got em.
Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
Be subtle, this is a very public setting.
Her answer: Depends how much you have in savings
Money issues put strain on a relationship, so let's try and avoid those.
Her answer: Love it.
Sure?
Her answer: It's mandatory, every day.
Make me feel like you care, every day, every minute, every second... shouldn't be too hard.
Her answer: Thirty minutes.
If it's a good conversation we can keep it going.
Her answer: Ditch it.
Much classier than chugging it.
Her answer: No chance, sorry!
Sorry guys, I like to eat.
Her answer: We should be teaching each other.
I don't want to be in a relationship with myself.
Her answer: When I'm close to you.
Keep it subtle if you're going to put anything on.
Her answer: Beatles
I was raised on it, I'm biased.
Her answer: It's all in good fun
And it shows me you are well spoken, which I think is hot.
Her answer: Once a week
Being close with your mom says a lot about you.
Her answer: Please don't.
You've got every other night to enjoy that delicious stinkyness!
Her answer: Of course!
I love connecting people and if it's family that's even better
Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
It depends if they are all in the same field, how old you were, and where you were working.
Her answer: Let me be the judge of your awesomeness
If your job really is awesome, I definitely want to hear about it.
Her answer: The lady.
Keep the boxer briefs simple and clean and you'll be sexy.
Her answer: Depends where you're going
How the jeans fit and what the blazer looks like...too many factors in that question.
Her answer: Nah, doesn't matter.
Nice? Not particularly, but if it's bad then yes.
Her answer: Depends on his style.
Do what you gotta do just don't use my hair products or talk to me about yours.
Her answer: Only when playing sports.
Hence the word atheltic in the name.
Her answer: A kiss
A quick peck is nice before we go our separate ways.
Her answer: TRUE
Keep that shit neat.
Her answer: Annual calls are okay.
If I'm dating you, then I trust you.
Her answer: Split
Girls pay for pills, guys pay for condoms.
Her answer: I want to see pretty much everything
Hours upon hours of pure entertainment.
Her answer: Only for a best friend’s bachelor party.
Bro fests usually contain boobs, so I won't put up a fight.
Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
Just be a good storyteller and it's all kosher.
Her answer: Twenty percent
Standard.
Her answer: Yes.
Just try and refrain from over-use during dinner.
Her answer: No can do. Pens OUT of company ink.
Guaranteed to end badly. 100% money back guarantee.
Her answer: We're all a bunch of liars.
If you aren't the one and only we know you don't want to hear the truth.
Her answer: Your hairy private parts.
Do you like to go bushwhacking?
Her answer: Bigger than me.
And fit, but not a muscle man.
Her answer: Well, only if they've been made into a movie.
I'm not into it but it's still cool.
Her answer: Doesn’t matter
If something comes up, go for it.
Her answer: Stubble
It has a bad boy, sexy edge about it which is great.
Her answer: Boxer briefs
Just plain sexy.
Her answer: Once we’re ‘serious’
Or once we're drunk enough that I decide to broach the subject.
Her answer: Yes
That's what the Internets are for...creeping :)
Her answer: Over
This is important! lol
Her answer: Over
It rolls better.
Her answer: If a guy says/thinks this, he’s an idiot
Grow up, you're not in high school anymore.
Her answer: Seriously?
Sick.
Her answer: Never. It’s guy code.
Below the belt to even think that's an ok idea.
Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
I'd be pissed if you didnt tell me, but I wouldn't respect you as much if you did tell me.
Her answer: Ask a friend to spot you for the bill, and buy him a drink later.
Look up the restaurant before you go, if it's cash only bring cash...
Her answer: Unnecessary
Public broadcasting of what?
Her answer: Unnecessary
Public broadcasting of what?
Her answer: Hilarious
I like guy humor.
Her answer: Anything at all
As long as you read (and it's not just playboy).
Her answer: Yep
I like smart and witty, just don't repeat everything he said every morning.
Her answer: The same
But don't take me.
Her answer: An essential part of growing up
Changes your perspective on life.
Her answer: No
It shows me your well traveled, just don't over do it.
Her answer: Beer is enough
Beer is expected, a fully stocked fridge is shocking and always a nice surprise.
Her answer: 1st
1st base if any, and be desecrate. We are not fire hydrants that need to be peed on.
Her answer: Somewhat
We know not to expect it, but it is nice when you notice.
Her answer: Only if you’ve got a legitimate problem
You better laugh about it though.
Her answer: Only if you’ve got a legitimate problem
In private only....
Her answer: You do.
Chivalry is not dead, show her that she matters enough to open a door.
Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
Save up some money and get ready to be the third wheel.
Her answer: A night on the town.
Get him drunk and get girls to talk to him.
Her answer: Brunch!
Bloody Marys and some good greasy food.
Her answer: 4 bad
4 when I already know you, 2 good drinks if you want to get to know me better.
Her answer: Yes. But they’re just using you.
And no, do not go and talk to them afterwards.
Her answer: Club soda, stat!
How hard is it to drink out of a wine glass?
Her answer: Neither
Doesn't matter, if you're on a mission to get drunk you'll probably puke either way.
Her answer: Yes, it’s lame.
I rarely check my coat, is yours really worth that much that you need to check it?
Her answer: Liquor, straight up
Liquor says I'm aware that I'm the shit and I don't need to over pronounce my masculinity by crushin
Her answer: Of course
I want to be interested in what he is doing not repulsed by it.
Her answer: Yes
It's shallow but true, a guys title tells me how career driven and motivated they are.
Her answer: Higher
I prefer higher, but equal would suffice. I want to be with someone that is just as motivated as me
Her answer: Yes, it’s a must.
People want to help people people. Be a people person.
Her answer: Research! Talk to recruiters, friends, and colleagues.
You should never go blindly into a meeting like that.
Her answer: Get over it! It’s a necessary evil. Talk to people.
Seeing a guy charm other people is one of the hottest things ever.
Her answer: Text
Honestly it doesnt matter at all.
Her answer: Underdress
Over dressed guys look like they are trying too hard and thinking about the date WAY too much.
Her answer: 60% of the time
Scruff is awesome, mustaches are funny for about 2 days.
Her answer: Stupid
Did you steal your clothes from a fraternity laundry room?
Her answer: In
It totally depends on the body type. If there is any doubt in your mind, ask a lady, guys!
Her answer: Who cares?
As long as they aren't neon pink, I really don't think it matters.
Her answer: Out
For me and for him.
Her answer: It’s an absolute must
But I can't deal with a guy that likes clothes more than me. Ew.
Her answer: Maybe?
I think lust at first sight can turn into love.
Her answer: Taller than me
I'm short, so that shouldn't be a problem.
Her answer: A turn-off
Bad genes are not a turn on.
Her answer: Three
Depends how drunk you get on date 1 and 2.
Her answer: Someone to go out with
Exert your wit and charmingness so I can take credit with my friends
Her answer: I like to just let it happen
I don't need to fall in love with everyone.
Her answer: Very important
Again..wit, humor and cheekiness = key to the beart...or bed.
Her answer: Somewhat important
I can't date anyone that couldn't be on Jeopardy.
Her answer: Yes
Eventually after I've set the plans in motion with flirting
Her answer: Yes. Knowledge is power!
Depends on how I met them
Her answer: Yes, even if they were slightly overweight.
Sorry...a lil coushin' for the pushin' just isn't my thing, but more power to you if it is
Her answer: Not thrilled, but go ahead.
Why are you even meeting up?
Her answer: Nothing to talk about
Deal breaker.
Her answer: Actions: Do something nice (like a date or errand)
Say it and it could be true. Show it and you really mean it.
Her answer: No
You've had sex.
Her answer: No.
No explanation necessary. Grow up.
Her answer: Important-ish
Please don't smell like a dirty man balls.
Her answer: Yes
It's silly to deny it, even if it ended in tears.
Her answer: Some
Depends on how long you've been together and the nature of the relationship
Her answer: No
Please...go back to high school.
Her answer: No
If it's only occasionally, I kind of like that he makes me a bit jealous
Her answer: Weird
I don't want to date a guy that wants a normal girl...so I'm probably weird.
Her answer: Admirable and desirable – chivalry's not dead.
Sexy as hell.
Her answer: Social/interpersonal
Wit + Charm + Intelligence.