Johanna Beyenbach / 29, New York, NY
I moved to New York to play on the Internet. In my spare time I ride my bike, take pictures, write letters and play my piano.


Johanna Beyenbach's Profile Details

  • Hometown: Urban
  • Relationship status: Hanging Out
  • Hair Color: Brunette
  • Level of education: Grad School
  • Cash flow: Comfortable
  • Mode of transportation: Taxi
  • Work: Dream Job
  • Current living situation: Roommates
  • Outlook: Optimist
  • Politics: Democrat
  • Religion: Great Mystery
  • Socialization: Average
  • Intravenous temperature: Hot-Blooded
  • Time to get ready: More than 15 minutes
  • Intensity: Driven
  • Applicable stereotypes: Nerdy,Hipster,Arty
  • Makeup stance: Just a little
  • Hang Out: Neighborhood Bar
  • Flavor of humor: Slapstick
  • Her food: 3/5 from strict vegan(1) to meat loving(5)
  • I am a...: 4/5 from nice girl(1) to bad girl(5)
  • Kind of guy she goes for: Intense
  • Dating style: Not so much

Johanna Beyenbach's favorite drink

Mojito

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Questions Johanna Beyenbach has answered:

How much gym time is right for a guy?

Her answer: I'd rather he be interesting than be a marathoner
Or have a more interesting way of staying in shape than a gym. Martial arts, anyone?

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your version of fun outdoor activities?

Her answer: Let's go jogging together!
Google the Misattribution of Arousal Paradigm.

Other questions from Dating
When it comes to tattoos, what's unacceptable subject matter?

Her answer: Tattoos are sexy; just make sure they're good
I like all tattoos. Let's compare.

Other questions from Style What do you think of guys who cook?

Her answer: Always a good look
Wanna teach me a thing or two?

Other questions from Dating
When out to dinner, what looks good on a guy's plate?

Her answer: A good, old-fashioned hamburger
GRR CARNAL

Other questions from Dating
During the courtship phase I like a guy who:

Her answer: Seems aloof and plays hard to get
The chase does it for me.

Other questions from Dating
In matters of heart a guy should be:

Her answer: Hot-blooded
Keep the thinking in the office.

Other questions from Dating
When the two of you are together his eyes should be:

Her answer: Taking in the beauty of the world, me included.
I daydream a lot. I'd prefer you do the same vs. getting mad at me for doing it.

Other questions from Dating
Do I have to clean my feet in the shower, or do they clean themselves by the water that runs down?

Her answer: C'mon. Wash your feet.
Why is this harder than washing any other body part?

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on fidgeting?

Her answer: Hardly a habit
I fidget a lot when I get happy about something. So, a good sign unless you're a fidgety creep.

Other questions from Dude 101 When a girl tells you how many partners she's had, it's usually...

Her answer: Dead-on.
I'm just speaking for myself. Why would I lie?

Other questions from Dude 101 Sharing of toothbrushes: okay or not okay?

Her answer: Why wouldn't it be?
Jesus, really? If we've kissed, then do the math. Transitive property, guys.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the proper cologne intensity for a guy?

Her answer: When I'm close to you.
If we're at that level of comfort where I AM close to you, and THEN you smell nice too... pow.

Other questions from Dude 101 What should be manscaped?

Her answer: Your hairy neck & back.
I just lost my appetite.

Other questions from Dude 101 What type of body is best for a guy?

Her answer: Bigger than me.
Bigger without being husky or muscly. asdf;lkj to both of those.

Other questions from Dude 101 What age do you think people should get married?

Her answer: There's no particular age
Whenever it feels right.

Other questions from Dating
To what extent should our interests overlap?

Her answer: “I can show you the world”...
I'm in a silly mood. The Aladdin reference wins.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does my collection of comic books count toward my knowledge of art and culture?

Her answer: Yes, it’s like understanding another universe.
Teach me some, while you're at it.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How long should you date before asking her on a weekend away?

Her answer: Doesn’t matter
Some things move faster than others. Whatever feels normal.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What do you think when you see two men engaged in debate?

Her answer: “Booooooring.”
There comes a point in a guy-guy debate when you know it's going to last forever. Shut up already.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the best Scorsese movie?

Her answer: Gangs of New York
Loved Daniel Day-Lewis. What a swarthy attractive creep.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Iowa?

Her answer: Hate it.
I have zero opinion on this.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Beatles or Stones?

Her answer: Beatles
Depends on mood. I like Beatles' chord progressions more though.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does she want pleasantry, or honesty?

Her answer: Can you not be pleasant and honest?
You can be playful with your honesty.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Should I always ask you about your day?

Her answer: Not necessary.
I'll tell you about it if there's anything to tell.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Is it okay if I point out people's grammar mistakes?

Her answer: It's all in good fun
Depends on the relationship between you & the other person.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Who controls the music in the car?

Her answer: Full democracy
1) Agree on music; 2) Whomever's iPod the music is on

Other questions from Mr. Manners How long can we talk about politics?

Her answer: Five minutes.
Last time this happened, the guy brought up the Green Party.

Other questions from Mr. Manners We're telling stories. How do you feel about stories including my ex?

Her answer: A story is a story is a story.
Your ex was a part of your life. Why should you have to cut that whole bit out for my sake?

Other questions from Mr. Manners How often should I be talking to my mom on the phone?

Her answer: Once a week
It depends on the dynamic of your relationship. I can't force you to do anything.

Other questions from Dude 101 How important is it that a guy knows how to make a fancy cocktail?

Her answer: Not at all
I just rolled my eyes. If I want to be difficult with a fancy drink, I can make it.

Other questions from Nightlife How much should I tip the waiter?

Her answer: Twenty percent
20 is just my habit unless I get ignored or sassed.

Other questions from Nightlife She starts moving toward the dance floor, what do you do?

Her answer: Fake a Limp
Just because this option made me laugh really hard. Fake a limp while dancing, while you're at it.

Other questions from Dude 101 Is it possible for me to ask out a bartender, barista, or waitress?

Her answer: If there's chemistry, why not?
I don't get why there would be a problem here...

Other questions from Nightlife We're leaving. What do I do with my almost-finished beverage?

Her answer: Finish it.
If there's not a lot left, sure. Just don't act like you're at a frat party. Gross.

Other questions from Nightlife Can I eat garlic?

Her answer: Why not?
Food is awesome. Eat what you want and love it.

Other questions from Success Can I leave my phone out when we're out at dinner?

Her answer: Yes.
Go for it; just don't be on it the entire time.

Other questions from Nightlife I just lost my job. How long do I have until my girlfriend starts to get antsy?

Her answer: Depends how hard you're trying to find a job
I hate complacency. On anyone.

Other questions from Style If your dad has a sweet business, can/should you have him hook me up?

Her answer: Maybe?
Maybe + question mark exactly.

Other questions from Success You're my boss, and you're hot. Where can we go from here?

Her answer: Let’s do this, but keep it quiet.
I hate regret of not doing something. Do what it takes to keep both people honest & happy.

Other questions from Success If I'm a starving artist, do we have a chance?

Her answer: If you are TALENTED starving artist.
This is a slippery slope; I've had 5 million musician failures. This really depends.

Other questions from Success Does having many jobs on my resume look good or bad?

Her answer: What kind of jobs are we talking about?
If you’ve lots of odd jobs to support you while you pursue what you truly love, fine.

Other questions from Success Do you want to hear me talk about my (awesome) job?

Her answer: Let me be the judge of your awesomeness
If it makes you excited about life, go for it. I love that.

Other questions from Success Who should be wearing sexy underwear?

Her answer: Everybody.
Nice underwear is more like it. ‘Sexy’ underwear on a guy sounds creepy to me.

Other questions from Style Should I wear a blazer with my jeans?

Her answer: If you want to look like a loser.
It works if it doesn’t look like you’re trying too hard. I don’t know what I mean by that.

Other questions from Style Do women notice when a man has a nice wallet?

Her answer: Yes, it shows style.
I admit it, I like accessories.

Other questions from Style When should a guy use gel in his hair?

Her answer: Depends on his style.
Whatever makes your hair look good; I just don’t want to be able to tell.

Other questions from Style What's the sexiest kind of facial hair on a guy?

Her answer: Beard
I can’t explain, this is just based on past behavioral patterns.

Other questions from Style When are athletic socks acceptable?

Her answer: Whenever
Sincere or ironic, I kind of like both.

Other questions from Style What kind of underwear is best on a guy?

Her answer: Boxer briefs
The Calvin Klein billboard on Houston explains it all.

Other questions from Style How should we celebrate our one-night-stand?

Her answer: A high five before I get in a cab
It totally depends on how the whole thing goes. But come on, casual is casual.

Other questions from Dating
If a girl waxes, a guy should trim. True or false?

Her answer: FALSE
However you feel most comfortable. As long as you are deliberate about it & not lazy.

Other questions from Dating
What's the acceptable level of ex-interaction?

Her answer: Just don't cheat.
I’d be a hypocrite if I said otherwise.

Other questions from Dating
Who pays for contraception?

Her answer: Split
If it’s an Rx, I’ll pay (easier with insurance etc.). Otherwise, whomever’s at the store.

Other questions from Dating
How intensely do you Facebook stalk?

Her answer: I look at every picture
Depends on how much I like you. There’s a positive correlation

Other questions from Dating
When does sexual history come up?

Her answer: Once we’re ‘serious’
Safety thing is the only thing I care about in the beginning. Otherwise, whenever.

Other questions from Dating
Do you Google search your date before meeting up with them?

Her answer: No
I like the shroud of mystery in the beginning. I might Google you later on though.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When do you make a long-distance relationship short-distance?

Her answer: Why do I have to move? He should come to me.
The only place I'd move to is Tokyo. Unless you move here or we go there together, bye.

Other questions from Dating
Are flowers still appreciated?

Her answer: Yes.
Get creative though! No red roses.

Other questions from Dating
How long before jewelry is a required gift?

Her answer: Never.
Only if I want something specific. Otherwise, buy me a record or a book.

Other questions from Dating
Are you still thinking about your ex on this Valentine's Day?

Her answer: No.
Ha, Ha, hahaha. Bye.

Other questions from Dating
Is it sleazy to pick up lonely single ladies on Valentine's Day?

Her answer: Nope.
If two people are out and single, hopefully it means it's just a regular day.

Other questions from Dating
My lady claims she doesn't care about Valentine's Day. Is this a trap?

Her answer: Yes.
Even if it's true, she'll notice if you don't do or say SOMETHING.

Other questions from Dating
Regarding the gift of lingerie...

Her answer: Classless.
Makes me think you are expecting something. More dumb framing.

Other questions from Dating
We've been dating for a week, and I surprise you with a weekend get-away in the country. Is that...

Her answer: Creepy.
A week? Go disappear.

Other questions from Dating
Is Valentine's Day a good day for a first date?

Her answer: No.
Too much weird, expectant framing.

Other questions from Dating
What is your ideal New Year's Eve night?

Her answer: Fancy dinner
Food AND drink. Can't go wrong.

Other questions from Nightlife For presents, is it the thought or the value that matters?

Her answer: The thought.
More thought = more value

Other questions from Mr. Manners If you don't have a date for New Year's Eve, would you kiss a stranger?

Her answer: Why not?
I am missing why this would be a problem.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Should we go to each others' office's holiday party?

Her answer: Of course
Depends on what the party's like. If it's open to guests, then sure.

Other questions from Nightlife For the New Year's Eve party, should I overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Overdress
Can't ever go wrong with overdressing. Remember my Chuck Bass comment?

Other questions from Style When do in-law gifts become a standard?

Her answer: A few years into the relationship
Also depends on the relationship with your parents.

Other questions from Mr. Manners If we go to your parents' house, should we try to sleep in the same bed or in separate ones?

Her answer: Same
Hey, whatever your parents are comfortable with. Their house.

Other questions from Mr. Manners I'm shopping for a present, but I don't know your size. Better to go with:

Her answer: little too big?
It's easier to improvise with something bigger.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Presenting mistle-toe under which to kiss:

Her answer: Lame
This 100% depends on who does it.

Other questions from Nightlife Eggnog or rum punch?

Her answer: Rum punch
Most of the time eggnog creeps me out.

Other questions from Nightlife Which way does toilet paper go?

Her answer: Don’t care
I normally would care about details like these. But whatever.

Other questions from Dude 101 How frequently do you think guys look at porn?

Her answer: Daily
HAHA are you kidding?

Other questions from Dude 101 Bros before hoes. Your thoughts?

Her answer: There’s a time and a place
It's all relative. Use your judgement.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's the maximum number of days I can wear the same underwear?

Her answer: Seriously?
SRSLY?

Other questions from Dude 101 My buddy just broke up with his (awesome) girlfriend. When can I ask her out?

Her answer: Depends
Depends on how close you are with the buddy. How long they were dating. etc.

Other questions from Dude 101 My best buddy told me a secret. Should I tell my girlfriend?

Her answer: Never! Keep it in confidence.
The girl doesn't need to know. This is between you and your friend.

Other questions from Dude 101 I'm at dinner with no cash and they don't take plastic. What now?

Her answer: Get thee to an ATM after a massive apology.
No need for a massive apology. Just get thee to an ATM. Happens a lot here.

Other questions from Dude 101 What's your take on public broadcasting?

Her answer: Indispensable
Gah, some of the best stuff comes from public broadcasting! So interesting!

Other questions from Worldy-Wise How do you feel about Judd Apatow?

Her answer: Offensive
Neither offensive nor hilarious. Completely boring.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What's the most important thing a guy should be reading?

Her answer: Anything at all
Reading is nice.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise I get all my news from Jon Stewart. Is that OK?

Her answer: Yep
He's legit. And with lulz.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Going to open-mic night makes me...

Her answer: Less cool
It's easier to get yourself booked at a venue in NY, I would think. Just go for that.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Travel to a foreign country is...

Her answer: A good way to have lots of great stories
Because why not? You don't have to be rich to visit faraway lands.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Does listing the places I've been make me seem pretentious?

Her answer: No
Not unless you bring up your long list out of nowhere, sans context.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise What should be in my fridge?

Her answer: Ice cream and taquitos
Somewhere in between Joe's Apartment and Big.

Other questions from Mr. Manners When it comes to PDA, which base is acceptable in public?

Her answer: 1st
It depends on the public place.

Other questions from Mr. Manners How important is it for a guy to notice your new haircut?

Her answer: Somewhat
If it's something crazy, then it would be weird if he didn't...

Other questions from Mr. Manners When is public flatulence OK?

Her answer: Never
I hate this more than almost anything in the world.

Other questions from Mr. Manners Do I open the doors, or does she?

Her answer: First come, first served.
Who cares.

Other questions from Mr. Manners My friends are getting married and I'm broke. What should I get them?

Her answer: Offer to take them out for dinner post-honeymoon.
Everyone seems to get married in waves, which can drain your account quickly.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best birthday present to give to a male friend?

Her answer: A night on the town.
I guess? Quality time with the bros, as you twits say?

Other questions from Mr. Manners What's the best hangover cure?

Her answer: Brunch!
Brunch AND hair of the dog, in the form of a Bloody Mary. Buy me one too?

Other questions from Nightlife Two good drinks or four crummy drinks?

Her answer: 2 good
You'll feel sicker the next day otherwise! In a worse way, too.

Other questions from Nightlife Should I buy shots for the cute girls at the bar?

Her answer: Yes. But they’re just using you.
As long as you realize that.

Other questions from Nightlife I've spilled red wine on myself. What do I do?

Her answer: Club soda, stat!
I would have said salt, but I've heard the club soda thing. And if not, oh well. I'll buy you a new

Other questions from Nightlife Liquor before beer, in the clear: true or false?

Her answer: True
I don't know. I follow it, though. I can be superstitious.

Other questions from Nightlife Is checking my coat lame or just good sense?

Her answer: No, why have the extra baggage?
Wait, that could be considered lame?

Other questions from Nightlife What looks best in a guy's hand?

Her answer: Liquor, straight up
Then you can teach me about different types of whiskeys!

Other questions from Nightlife Do you care what a guy does for a living?

Her answer: Of course
I just want you to do what makes you smile and not believe you won the lottery & got to do this for

Other questions from Success Does my title matter?

Her answer: No
As in, 'somebody someone III' or something? I hope not.

Other questions from Success What financial level should a guy be at compared to you?

Her answer: Equal
Equal might be less complicated than other experiences I've had...

Other questions from Success Drinks with coworkers: important part of getting ahead?

Her answer: Not necessary. Just do your job!
Never thought about it this way before. Just do your job; extracurricular drinks are unnecessary, bu

Other questions from Success I'm negotiating for a raise. What's my first move?

Her answer: Research! Talk to recruiters, friends, and colleagues.
It helps to know what's industry standard, what other people in your position make, etc.

Other questions from Success I hate networking events. What should I do?

Her answer: Bring friends to make things more comfortable.
Or just network on the Internet like I do.

Other questions from Success How should I ask for a first date?

Her answer: Text
I chose the most impersonal because it doesn't really matter. All communication is the same.

Other questions from Dating
First date: would you rather a guy overdress or underdress?

Her answer: Overdress
Chuck Bass came to mind. If he walked into a dive bar in a suit, I would drop my beer.

Other questions from Style When is a mustache a fail?

Her answer: 60% of the time
I would know the right mustache if I saw it. I feel uncomfortable elaborating.

Other questions from Style Two polos at once?

Her answer: Insane
STOP. JESUS. STOP. NOW. OW. WHAT. STOP.

Other questions from Style Skinny jeans (for him): in or out?

Her answer: In
Anything else and I'm not interested.

Other questions from Style Should socks match the blazer or the slacks (if they're different colors)?

Her answer: Who cares?
Really?

Other questions from Style Pointy shoes: in or out?

Her answer: In
For a guy, though? Eh, maybe. Depends on the look. Could work.

Other questions from Style What's your take on guys having a sense of style?

Her answer: It’s an absolute must
'Absolute must' makes it sound like I want a guy to look fashiony all the time.

Other questions from Style Could you date a guy if you didn't really like his mother?

Her answer: It depends on the level of hate.
It depends on how much he listens to her (assuming the hate is mutual).

Other questions from Dating
Asking out a stranger you see every day: weird or romantic?

Her answer: Romantic
I hate the word 'romantic' but I think it's cute.

Other questions from Worldy-Wise Do you believe in love at first sight?

Her answer: No
Jesus, give me a break.

Other questions from Dating
I prefer guys that are...

Her answer: Pretty
I suck.

Other questions from Dude 101 I like guys that are...

Her answer: I don’t care
Most guys I've liked are short-ish. Some recently are taller.

Other questions from Dating
Bald spots are...

Her answer: Not a problem
There are always exceptions.

Other questions from Dating
How many dates before I can invite a girl up to my place?

Her answer: Four
It depends on what you call a date.

Other questions from Style Would you cheat on a partner if you knew that you could get away with it?

Her answer: No way. I'd know and that's all that matters.
Guilt kills me more than anything. No thanks.

Other questions from Dating
Do you have to break up with someone in person?

Her answer: Absolutely. You've got to show some respect.
It does depend on the context, though. What if one person lives in Japan or something?

Other questions from Mr. Manners Would you ever have an office relationship?

Her answer: If it wasn't going to get around, sure.
You only get one life. And when you have so much in common with someone already...

Other questions from Dating
At what age do you think men start losing their looks?

Her answer: 70+
I plead the fifth.

Other questions from Style Do you believe in marriage?

Her answer: Yes
Please no circus though. City Hall is great enough for me.

Other questions from Dating
Do you use an online dating site?

Her answer: I tried it once. Not for me.
The framing of "this is a date we are meeting for" is too much for me, though. Feels so unnatural.

Other questions from Dating
How often do you read a partner's Facebook messages

Her answer: Never
Like, go into their account? Get lost.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What do you think motivates men to be romantic?

Her answer: Feeling close to their partner
Depends on the context between the 2 people.

Other questions from Dating
If one were available, do you think most guys would take a male birth control pill?

Her answer: It depends on the guy
Probably only if they were in a monogamous relationship.

Other questions from Dude 101 Do you think most men are satisfied with their sex lives?

Her answer: No
I might say yes, but am picturing one of those illuminating mag articles with stats proving otherwise.

Other questions from Dating
How long into a relationship should the guy pay for dates?

Her answer: There's never a time when he should
Really, is it 1960? It's lovely if he does here and there, but shouldn't be expected to ever.

Other questions from Dude 101 What do you consider the ultimate manly drink?

Her answer: A glass of fine Don Q Gran Añejo
This is a trick question, isn't it?

Other questions from Nightlife What's your favorite part of the male anatomy?

Her answer: Um, other.
This probably doesn't count, but I look at haircuts first.

Other questions from Dude 101 Do you believe that real men cry?

Her answer: Of course
WTF is "real men"?

Other questions from Dating
What do you consider when choosing a new job?

Her answer: The people
If this is where I have to spend the majority of my waking hours, I better not be homicidal.

Other questions from Success What do you think is the ultimate male status symbol?

Her answer: Career
I place drive over almost all else.

Other questions from Success How often do you text your friends?

Her answer: Hourly
Sometimes it's the only way I can keep in touch with them. Life's too crazy.

Other questions from Mr. Manners What do you think men think of breast implants?

Her answer: I find them gross and I hope guys do as well.
There are definite camps here. Some love them, some hate them.

Other questions from Dude 101 How have your spending habits changed since the recession?

Her answer: What recession?
Yeah, woops.

Other questions from Success How do you take your drink?

Her answer: All of the above
Favorite: soda water.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your bar style?

Her answer: An outdoor rooftop with a beautiful view
I love all of these. Depends on the mood.

Other questions from Nightlife When you go out:

Her answer: I stick to one type of drink the whole night
I get intense about drinks when I find one I like for the night.

Other questions from Nightlife Guys who order cocktails by brand name (ex. "I'll have a Don Q Mojito"):

Her answer: Are true connoisseurs
Might say something about their character.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your home bartending style?

Her answer: Infusing, muddling, flaming orange peels; I love a challenging cocktail.
AGAIN depends on the mood, but I like figuring out a tricky cocktail.

Other questions from Nightlife If you're at a crowded bar, what's the best way to get a bartender's attention?

Her answer: Lean all the way over the bar
It's usually the only way I can be seen over everyone else crowding the place.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your take on bar flair (ie. flipping bottles, breathing fire, etc.)?

Her answer: Lame
GMAFB and make me my drink. I'm not there for a show.

Other questions from Nightlife Do you have a mojito preference?

Her answer: Traditional
Or strawberry. Yum.

Other questions from Nightlife What's your favorite Don Q cocktail?

Her answer: Mojito
Wait. There's a Black & Blue Mojito recipe somewhere? I'm looking for that as soon as I'm done here.

Other questions from Nightlife How have you been this year?

Her answer: A little of both
I'm a fan of novelty, so I periodically revert to the alternative to balance things out.

Other questions from Dating
Do you have a set limit on how much you're going to spend on gifts for your partner?

Her answer: We've never talked about it.
I give gifts as I see them; having a specific occasion for them seems forced to me. We'll see.

Other questions from Dating
Black Friday shopping: Drag him along or fly solo?

Her answer: Fly solo
Neither; I avoid Black Friday like the black death.

Other questions from Dating
Where are you headed for the holidays?

Her answer: My parents
I like reliving my childhood at least a few times a year.

Other questions from Dating
During the holidays I indulge too much in:

Her answer: Shopping
I am easily sucked into shopping; from my desk to avoid the insanity though.

Other questions from Style What should he contribute at Thanksgiving?

Her answer: Making the stuffing
He's a better cook than me; I'll definitely need help from him!

Other questions from Dating
Wintertime is for:

Her answer: Hitting the slopes
First time for me and winter sports this year; I'm terrified. I might stay in the hot tub.

Other questions from Dating
During their annual Thanksgiving Day game, the Detroit Lions are going to:

Her answer: What?
Get out of my face.

Other questions from Dating
The holidays are about:

Her answer: Family time
I really do never get to see my parents; I like resetting a couple of times a year.

Other questions from Dating
Where are we going on the first date?

Her answer: Somewhere new
Somewhere new in a familiar neighborhood is my favorite.

Other questions from Dating
How long after a serious break-up should you start dating again?

Her answer: About a month
It depends on how serious/long the relationship was. It's all relative.

Other questions from Dating
Can exs be friends?

Her answer: Yes, I've managed to make the transition.
We obviously had a connection at some point.

Other questions from Dating
Where will you meet your husband?

Her answer: At a friend's party
We're friends for a number of reasons, they're friends for a number of reasons...wires cross.

Other questions from Dating
When is it appropriate to change your Facebook relationship status?

Her answer: As soon as we break up
I document pretty much everything in real time.

Other questions from Dating
How long before a guy can be your date to a wedding?

Her answer: After we've been in a relationship for a few months
It depends on who's getting married, what the situation is, where it is, etc.

Other questions from Dating
How important is it to date someone of the same religion?

Her answer: Somewhat important
I don't practice; he can do whatever he wants as long as it doesn't affect our relationship.

Other questions from Dating
How important is it to date someone with the same political views?

Her answer: Very important
I can't handle a Republican talking at me, ever.

Other questions from Dating
Sexting: Hot or not?

Her answer: Not
If you have to bring technology into it, at least use Skype.

Other questions from Dating
Do you use your parents as a model for relationships?

Her answer: Yup. They're doing something right.
I see them acting silly with each other all the time. I need that.

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NFL Quarterbacks

Her answer: Neither
This question is offensive.

Other questions from Style What's the most attractive band member?

Her answer: Front man
He has to entertain the audience the most.

Other questions from Nightlife I like my spice:

Her answer: Atomic
MORE SRIRACHA

Other questions from Style Would you date a guy with kids?

Her answer: No way. Too much baggage there.
I can't stand kids.

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Guys who play video games:

Her answer: Pass the controller; I'll frag your ass
My boy just installed every single NES game ever made onto my computer + an emulator and controller.

Other questions from Dude 101 Are you a cat person or a dog person?

Her answer: Cat person
It's so easy to be emotionally lazy with dogs; I like earning affection.

Other questions from Dude 101 Can a partner have more shoes than you?

Her answer: Yes. He's got style, and I dig that.
So many sneakers in so many colors. He could write Hypebeast.

Other questions from Dude 101 Geek chic. Can a man rock a nerdy look with you?

Her answer: I love a man in thick glasses
Let's just say he has shape and color theory tattoos.

Other questions from Dude 101 Sarcastic people are:

Her answer: Rude
Completely boring. Get new material.

Other questions from Dude 101 Twilight

Her answer: I don't watch it
Bye.

Other questions from Style If we're commuting together:

Her answer: Pick me up a on tandem bike
Let's ride with one long scarf twirled around both our necks while we're at it. LOL DEAD

Other questions from Dude 101 Mad Men (ladies)

Her answer: I don't watch it
You can probably tell right now that I'm not into popular television.

Other questions from Style Mad Men (gentlemen)

Her answer: I don't watch it
Oh god, what?

Other questions from Style Pizza style:

Her answer: NY Style
One regular slice, please.

Other questions from Style Taco style:

Her answer: Soft shell
Less mess/better for on-the-go & outdoor parties

Other questions from Style Absolute favorite genre:

Her answer: Rock
Anything to make me dance in my seat.

Other questions from Style What was the best decade for music?

Her answer: 70s
New Wave FTW.

Other questions from Style True Blood

Her answer: I don't watch it
My pick is always the bad guy, so whoever that is.

Other questions from Style Going to a concert on a date:

Her answer: WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
I don't like bringing anybody to concerts. It's personal/I don't want to hear your commentary.

Other questions from Dating
Better job:

Her answer: Start-up
More inspiring, more energy, better clothes.

Other questions from Dude 101 Is it better to have love or money?

Her answer: Both
More vacations together.

Other questions from Dude 101 How far would you move for a dream job?

Her answer: Around the world
To be so inspired that I want to jump out the window: I'll go anywhere.

Other questions from Dude 101 Sushi style:

Her answer: Rolls
Neat packaging.

Other questions from Style What's his kitchen skill-level?

Her answer: Lobster Thermidor
A vegan who makes me smoked pork shoulder? I'm a lucky gal.

Other questions from Dude 101 When something breaks:

Her answer: He can fix it
It pays to date an engineer.

Other questions from Dude 101 Eco-conscious guys:

Her answer: Start their own compost piles
Just don't keep the compost in the house.

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